Here are 36 pony limricks. All of them suck.
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Super Trampoline
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Who is Throbbing Gristle?
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Whatever happened to death of the author my Dude
For mentioning Holden Caulfield, you get an upvote.
thank you for the entry ST!
You lie! Only 35 of these suck.
I have no idea what is going on but I do enjoy chaos.
I imagine Twilight is cleaning up Sweetie Belle after she accidentally shot her in the face whilst talking to some other pony.
This shit needs a Pinkie smile
Who the f*ck is Holden Caufield?
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Stay gold ponyboi
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It was a happy coincidence cause it took a year to write lol.
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Holden Caulfield is the snarky restless protagonist of JD Salinger's iconic 1940s coming of age novel "Catcher in the Rye"
Fellow Tustinite?!
Here, have a bonus shitty pony limerick I wrote back in whenever G5 and Wordle were still hip but always wanted to subject more people to.
A stallion named Alphabittle
Knew the alphabet trick helped a little
He spelled Haven's name
She turned green as she came
'Twas the right answer to today's clittle
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Am I dreaming or forgetting cuz I havenât read the book for a year? Or are you actually making a reference, hmm. Cuz your comment seems way too close to be accidental to referencing Outsiders which both has the Robert Frost poem âStay Goldâ and a character called Ponyboy. Havenât read that book in ages. Or maybe Iâm over-analyzing everything, as I tend to do. For fun, sometimes. Oh well. Derp.
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woah. I thought you just sat down and randomly wrote stuff until you hit 1000 words. I think I'm going to need to do some research
There once was a pony named Hitch
Who like all cops would cry like a b8ch
when faced with a school shooter situation
he decided to take a vacation
and the funeral parlor got rich
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Never read "Catcher in the rye". I'm not a murderer...
Actually, I live in Anaheim, thus my knowledge about Tustin near Orange and Santa Ana. Been through Tustin many times...
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Aaaayyyyyee you ever go to any of the Orange County brony park potlucks back in the day?
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Never heard of those. I only became a fan just a few years back.
I read just because you mentioned Throbbing Gristle. I donât know what I expected.
20 Jazz-Funk Greats
reference or am I crazythe stress is so off on this one, boooooo
ok i do like this one, go big or go home
but itâs intentionally so, so it is art!
aww! i say you should create what you feel like ST, there are plenty of other authors out there who can write all the Displaced crossovers one could want to read, but only one of you
well thatâs good⌠at least? i am glad you are alive, my mare
the fucked up thing is that i donât even know which of the many recent ones this is âtoo soonâ for, really makes you think about American Society
hey youâre not the only author around here doing that! i mean, i am personally here for the things that are only possible with ponies but yâall do yâall
oh that is pog af! go cuddle that Twilight, i wish you both all the best in the world! :)
well at least you got it out somehow
based off of this being the only thing i know about your mom, she kinda owns? is she single?
hey, thatâs not in-character!
this, par contre, very much is
you know there should be something clever done with the phony/pony near-homonym at some point
no, not my wife! :(
well i didnât like the last bit, but i am honored that you made an entry into this contest. thank you, buddy!
Yes my mom is single. Please, you have my permission to hit on her. She desperately needs to move on and date again. It's been over 10 years since she kicked my
husbandDad out for cheating on her with his 10 years younger than him secretary. He's now married to that woman. Honestly they're a better fit for each other.11697972
Lol I'm glad you enjoyed!
Huh. I didnât know Craig McCracken was behind Mucha Lucha.
In any case, this certainly is experimental. Iâm not sure whether I should dock points for not fully committing to the bit or if I should appreciate your signature narrative meltdown as the ponies struggle against the hellish nightmare of existence that is inhabiting one of your stories.
Regardless, this was quite the trip. Thank you for it.
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Glad you enjoyed! Present me didn't know he was involved with Mucha Lucha either, so apparently past me's long term memory decided it wasn't particularly important information lol.
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Indeed, it is a reference to the title bait and switch