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Why can't we be friends?

I like 'em dark. I write 'em darker.

An alt for porn commissions.

I'm an old sourpuss.

Honor the Goddess of the Sun, Respect the Goddess of the Night, Love the Goddess of Hearts, and Bow to the Queen of Darkness. Oh, and give Twilight a noogie.

Yonder, sugar-coated cyanide

My stories have a 1/1000 chance of teleporting you back in time to the Siege of Leningrad.

I shall never cease to be entertaining. Even when I die, I shall leave a most entertaining corpse and an EXTREMELY entertaining smell. | My Patreon!

Just an avid gamer who wants to read whatever is on here.

There may be reason and there may be logic, but much like Pinky, I have yet to find them. Although, unlike Pinky, I have yet to find the 4th wall, as well as the. . . (tangentel nonsenical thoughts)

FiMfiction and bad diction

Ponewords are the literature of the proletariat.

I'm feeling quite happy, actually.

I like Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, and writing OK stories.

Worlds are for building, windmills are for tilting, and laughter is a beautiful sound. Comments are treasured. (I also have a tip jar.)

A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

This is the name I use to express my fetishes.

*makes something up*

Still mostly empty, but I don't plan to keep it that way.

You Must Fight To Live On The Planet Of The Apes

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer.™

“Literature has been the salvation of the damned; literature, literature has inspired and guided lovers, routed despair, and can perhaps, in this case, save the world.” ― John Cheever

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

Smol green pega that writes lots of words about ponies.

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

I usually don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dragon's Milk. || Soon™

G'day. Aussie Brony here. I'm not very active in the comment threads of my stories, but I read and cherish every one. Thanks for reading.

Tell me, what do you live for? Is it for work? For study? Or is it for the important things? Pleasure, art, friends, family, love? Do you live to work? Or do you work to live?

I am a graduate student in the sciences who enjoys reading and writing about ponies in my spare time.

I am Dennis I come from Greece. I am 27 currently and I have finished computer engineering.

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot.

Nancy Janeist

Token Canadian blogpony for EQD and friendly soul. EQD Pre-Reader wrangler, if you have issues with them pm me here or reply to the email.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

PhycoKrusk (fi'ko-krüs'k) n. that jerk whose user page you accidentally wandered into

mwap

If it isn't obvious, I'm in love with fluffy dramatic child stories.

I’m cuckoo for Coco Pommel!

Knitter of epic yarns.

Just somepony who likes words

art student, cover art artist, digital artist, French-Canadian. I regularly do commissions here in FimFiction, starting prices at 30 USD