time is a crime

I'm just here to write.

No minute is Best Minute

irresistible

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I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Move along, move along.

I really like ponies. Also Discord, a whole bunch. ;P

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Butts Butts BUTTS!

"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me

A girl so bad at writing she took to learning how to write at University. How'm I doing so far? Yeah, I know-- I'm working on it, I promise.

My primary function is failure.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

loves tiaras.

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.