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DannyJ


I'm just here to write.

Feb
22nd
2025

The Kaiser's New Clothes, chapters 5, 6, & interlude 1 · 1:55pm February 22nd

He finished his cup, and was about to close the timeline when Mr. Pitter of all people spoke up.

"You already knew each other, before?" he asked, carefully glancing between them.

"Of course," Coil said casually. "The Alcott family lives on my street. We're neighbours."

"He shoved me into a dumpster and locked me in all night!" his pet said accusingly, pointing a finger at him. "It was gross and slimy and cold, and I had to sleep on old newspapers!"

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Oct
27th
2024

The Kaiser's New Clothes, chapter 4 · 9:07am Oct 27th, 2024

"Look, it's very simple," Grue said calmly, gesturing with the gun. "These guys are Empire, they're hunting my sister, and they made her trigger. If I find out they've... done anything to her... then they have to die. No two ways about it."

He shrugged. "I don't make the rules. I'm just enforcing them."

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Oct
13th
2024

The Kaiser's New Clothes, chapter 3 · 7:08pm Oct 13th, 2024

"Lisa... that..." Taylor cleared her throat. "Max isn't short for Maximum. Maximum isn't a name."

Lisa paused. "No. No, it totally is."

"It isn't."

"Well, my power says that's Kaiser's name, so clearly it is," said Lisa, folding her arms and smirking.

"Your power has been wrong before," said Brian, clasping his hands.

Lisa wavered a hand. "I'm at least eighty— no, eighty-five percent certain his name is Maximum."

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Oct
9th
2024

New story: Together Forever · 4:36pm Oct 9th, 2024

Amy fixes Vicky and nothing goes wrong. :)

(Fanfiction.net version).
(Spacebattles version).


It's a horror fic for Halloween, but I got impatient.

Aug
16th
2024

The Kaiser's New Clothes, chapter 2 · 8:06pm Aug 16th, 2024

"I mean, I know I run a white supremacist clan, so I don't have room to talk, but it's fucking exhausting, Theo. Don't be like these people. Do your own research. Develop interests outside of race theory. Go outside. Read a book. Eat Chinese food. Criticise the side you vote for. Learn to play an instrument. Sell meth to the cops. Marry a cute Mexican girl and give me fourteen brown grandkids. Don't be a fucking sheep."

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Jun
18th
2024

New story: The Kaiser's New Clothes · 6:41pm Jun 18th, 2024

By a twist of fate, Kaiser survives his encounter with Leviathan, at the cost of a second trigger, his dignity, and some severe head trauma.

Now he's about to make that everybody else's problem.

(Fanfiction.net version).


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Jun
14th
2024

The Good Life, chapter 5 · 10:58am Jun 14th, 2024

A few other raiders joined Malcolm in pointing weapons their way, but it was already too late. They were in a stand-off.

A grin split Albert's face from ear to ear.

"Don't be a fucking moron, Shitboot!" said Malcolm, eyes wide as he aimed his rifle at him.

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Jun
1st
2024

The Good Life, chapter 4 · 12:53pm Jun 1st, 2024

"I'm sure you had your reasons."

"Maybe I did. But they seem stupid now. When I left, I think I was expecting to die. As far as any of them are concerned, I did. Yet, here I am, still waiting for it."

"You could always go back."

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May
17th
2024

Courier's Journal, chapters 14 & 15 · 8:08am May 17th, 2024

"But then, after we were done, when I stepped outside, I was mobbed by four old ladies with knives and rolling pins in the fourth violent incident of the day.

No, really. They're apparently a very infamous local gang. They're called Maud's Muggers, AKA the Granny Gang.

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May
3rd
2024

The Good Life, chapter 3 · 7:02pm May 3rd, 2024

"You should move along." Shitboot breathed another puff of smoke. "Get out of Trespa while you still can. Even if Tedd doesn't sell you out, someone's gonna."

Albert grimaced.

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