"I knew a filly in my youth, who stayed at the local hospital in my hometown for all the time that I lived there. She was a blind-deaf burn victim with fragile bones that constantly broke, and an inability to digest solid foods. Healing magic gave her seizures, and she was somehow allergic to literally all medicine, but painkillers most especially. All she did, all day every day, was repeatedly chant 'please kill me,' and all night every night, she would have the same persistent

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Well, if you do, boy do I have a... something... for you.

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"Wow, how convenient! So she's totally my foal, but just so happens to have had any physical identifiers that would confirm her as such removed! So, entertaining this stupid line of line of thought, why would you have done such a thing?"

Next chapter will be a short one, but shorter means more expedient updates sometimes. Expect it sometime tomorrow.

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A wolf's howl sounded somewhere behind me. I turned over on my rock, lying back as I stared up at the gargantuan beast rising out of the swamp. Its half-submerged body was a singular great mass of brown and yellow scales, but its four heads sat atop long, thick necks that writhed and twisted in the air as water dripped off of them. Two of the heads glared down at me with burning emerald eyes, while the other two trapped the black knight between their mouths. I didn't see any teeth,

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"Dragonfall is a city on its last legs, its populace so perpetually depressed that they're basically all just waiting to die. Until four days ago, they didn't even have a city guard. You are a gang of thieves and murderers. This is an environment you should be thriving in, yet you're camped out in the forest like a bunch of losers, subsisting on turnips and pig fetuses."

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Holy shit, so I've got to split this in two, because the full review is too long for a single blog post. I didn't even know blog posts had a character limit, but there we go.

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So, hey, I've got another of these things...

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I just posted chapter 2 of Van Helsing. I wrote another blog when the story was first posted, encouraging people to read it, but it seems it didn't get many takers. Maybe this might sway you. I said already that each chapter pays homage to a different vampire story... well, chapter 2 is the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure chapter. Specifically, Phantom Blood. It contains Horse Dio, musical references, vampires, and

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This is a quick signal-boost for horizon's blog on a recent incident at Bronycon. I only know what I've read for myself, but apparently, three women had their drinks spiked at the con and were almost victims of a date-rape. Fortunately, they were taken to safety, and nothing else happened, but as far as we know, the perpetrator has yet to be caught.

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Happy Halloween! I've got a new story for you!

I've been teasing this one forever. I've been rewriting Van Helsing since 2013, back when it was a side story to my first ever fic, Human. Well, it's finally done! Or, the first parts of it are, anyway.

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