Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

irresistible

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I used to be relevant!

8000 soldiers!

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

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I type stories using my hands

space is a waste

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR