*** Please consider supporting me on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TMFF *** I used to write Clopfics, but now I prefer to read them, out loud on my Youtube channel.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I'm many former things.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Writes unusual horse words. Sometimes.

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

I used to be relevant!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Hope you laughed or learned something.