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PatchworkPoltergeist


Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Jan
6th
2019

Finished Story: Menace to Propriety · 7:58pm January 6th

And it only took me a little more than half the chapters and four times the length I originally planned!

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Dec
16th
2018

I Still Don't Write Monsters or: Garbagehorse Empathy That’s Probably Undeserved But I’m Doing It Anyway · 6:14pm Dec 16th, 2018

Note: this was originally a tumblr blog in February 2018, written in a fit of hormonal pathos, sleeplessness, and empathy, saved here for posterity because tumblr's eating its own head tomorrow. It's raw and rambles and just restates a bunch of stuff I've already said in previous blogs, so feel free to ignore it.

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Nov
9th
2018

Behold, I have amassed a kingdom of falsehood and deceit. · 9:34am Nov 9th, 2018

Jul
1st
2018

A Preview of Things To Come In a Series of Vaugely Related Images Because I Don't Know How To Write a Hype Blog I'm Sorry · 1:57am Jul 1st, 2018

Apr
17th
2018

The Silver Standard, Version Zero: A Retrospective, Sorta · 3:20am Apr 17th, 2018

As I’m sure most of you are aware by now, The Silver Standard finished yesterday last week a week and a half ago (darn you, work-induced procrastination). I originally planned on a longer retrospective of how long it took us to get here, let you in on some old notes, and spell out a couple of theses on characters and the obtuse floriography symbolism that I threw in because it’s my fic and nobody can stop me.

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Apr
3rd
2018

*existential final chapter rumblings in the distance* · 10:49pm Apr 3rd, 2018

ok maybe more like 23 hours instead of 24 hours traffic from work was tough work with me here

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Mar
3rd
2018

Equestrian Nobles Aren't a Thing: An Overdue Schedule Update Disguised as Headcanon Dump · 5:38am Mar 3rd, 2018

They just aren't. At all.

Not to say Equestria doesn't have nobility* at all, it's just that they aren't an established Thing. They're not a class. You need an actual population of nobility for that, and as of now, there are only seven of them: the four Princesses, Shining Armor, Flurry Heart, and Blueblood. All (except maybe Flurry) have titles and an official status.

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Jan
26th
2018

New Story: With Your Shield Or On It · 8:51pm Jan 26th, 2018

Gentle readers! I wrote some new words with ponies in them!


Props to my man SaddlesoapOpera who really came through with that night edit from Camp Everfree. I honestly forgot this used to be a daytime shot.

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Oct
14th
2017

Chapter 25 Abridged · 12:47am Oct 14th, 2017


Except it's like 20,000 more words instead and there's a lot more tea, the spilling* of tea, and construction legislation eleven-year-olds really shouldn't be handling but are anyway for some reason.
Part one drops next week.

Stay frosty, y'all. *fingerguns*

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Sep
12th
2017

Something Something Baking Metaphor: Musings & Responses to "Diminishing Returns" · 5:47am Sep 12th, 2017

To start us off, have a deleted scene:

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