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PatchworkPoltergeist


Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Jul
1st
2018

A Preview of Things To Come In a Series of Vaugely Related Images Because I Don't Know How To Write a Hype Blog I'm Sorry · 1:57am Jul 1st, 2018

Apr
17th
2018

The Silver Standard, Version Zero: A Retrospective, Sorta · 3:20am Apr 17th, 2018

As I’m sure most of you are aware by now, The Silver Standard finished yesterday last week a week and a half ago (darn you, work-induced procrastination). I originally planned on a longer retrospective of how long it took us to get here, let you in on some old notes, and spell out a couple of theses on characters and the obtuse floriography symbolism that I threw in because it’s my fic and nobody can stop me.

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Apr
3rd
2018

*existential final chapter rumblings in the distance* · 10:49pm Apr 3rd, 2018

ok maybe more like 23 hours instead of 24 hours traffic from work was tough work with me here

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Mar
3rd
2018

Equestrian Nobles Aren't a Thing: An Overdue Schedule Update Disguised as Headcanon Dump · 5:38am Mar 3rd, 2018

They just aren't. At all.

Not to say Equestria doesn't have nobility* at all, it's just that they aren't an established Thing. They're not a class. You need an actual population of nobility for that, and as of now, there are only seven of them: the four Princesses, Shining Armor, Flurry Heart, and Blueblood. All (except maybe Flurry) have titles and an official status.

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Jan
26th
2018

New Story: With Your Shield Or On It · 8:51pm Jan 26th, 2018

Gentle readers! I wrote some new words with ponies in them!


Props to my man SaddlesoapOpera who really came through with that night edit from Camp Everfree. I honestly forgot this used to be a daytime shot.

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Oct
14th
2017

Chapter 25 Abridged · 12:47am Oct 14th, 2017


Except it's like 20,000 more words instead and there's a lot more tea, the spilling* of tea, and construction legislation eleven-year-olds really shouldn't be handling but are anyway for some reason.
Part one drops next week.

Stay frosty, y'all. *fingerguns*

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Sep
12th
2017

Something Something Baking Metaphor: Musings & Responses to "Diminishing Returns" · 5:47am Sep 12th, 2017

To start us off, have a deleted scene:

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Sep
7th
2017

Writing Side-Stories Like (mild schedule update) · 6:30pm Sep 7th, 2017


Blame Saddlesoap Opera. This is his fault.
Also I really need to get on that Diminishing Returns blog, or else finally respond to my comments sheesh Patch.

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Aug
27th
2017

New Story: Dimnishing Returns · 9:04pm Aug 27th, 2017

Or as I like to call it "The Riches Have Some Issues To Work Out But Ultimately Have A Healthy Marriage Because They Love Each Other And You Can't Stop Me So There ".

But my prereaders told me that title takes too long to read, so I named it after an economics thingy instead.

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Aug
21st
2017

Endings Suck: A roundabout schedule update · 4:41am Aug 21st, 2017

So.
I've been wondering how to write this blog post for the better part of four weeks. I liked the idea of a longer post working out feelings, or musing about the nature of grief, or sharing an experience with a rejected Simpsons couch gag* that became eerily relevant not twelve hours later. I might still do one of those things, but for now there's no way other way to say it than to say it.

My father passed away last month. To the day, in fact.

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