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Chapter 25 Abridged · 12:47am October 14th

Except it's like 20,000 more words instead and there's a lot more tea, the spilling* of tea, and construction legislation eleven-year-olds really shouldn't be handling but are anyway for some reason.
Part one drops next week.

Stay frosty, y'all. *fingerguns*

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Thanks! I got it from a Halloween adoptable challenge someone on dA did.

I just kinda like getting to know the writers I really like, as peers and all. I haven't read much of your work, but I hope to do so in the future. And your avatar's pretty cool, too.

(And let me tell you, I have a Cerebus Syndrome problem, too. My first popular fic literally went from a fluffy adoption fic in the first act to the infamous Act II, where just about everyone's dissing the villain in the comments and such remarks as "has an increasing desire to start swearing" are not uncommon.)

Hello, and thank you! I keep forgetting people on fimfic actually stumble into my tumblr every once in a while, it's usually so quiet over there.

Also, I like your avatar's adorable pastels. c:

I started reading your series a few months ago, but I don't think I ever tried reaching out to you. I don't have a Tumblr yet, but I saw yours and you seem like a pretty cool person! I look forward to reading more of your stuff and talking to you more soon.

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8D Present Perfect led me to your neat blogs! I like neat blogs.

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