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*too many horsewords noises* D: D: D: · 5:25am March 10th

Six pages into the paper draft and I can already tell chapter 22* is going to be a monster. The first scene’s not even close to over and we still have two more major scenes and at least one minor scene to go and most of those major ones are gonna be like nine pages minimum.

Nine pages is normally half an entire chapter.

Though on the brighter side, this one was in the original outline from day one and is mapped out pretty darn well, save for the bit I'm coming towards right now because writing a certain someone is gonna be a pain in the gums, I'm sure. They're hard to work with in text form no matter what, honestly.

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OH MAN EVeryONE WILL HEAR MY UGLY VOI--

....wait, what IS that smell?

HEY PATCHES, MAKE SURE TO JOIN THE PODCAST THINGIE WHEN PRIEST ASKS YOU. HE ASKED ME TO ASK YOU AHEAD OF TIME BEFORE HE ASKED YOU OFFICIALLY, TO HELP BUTTER YOU UP.

UM...

JUST IGNORE THE SMELL, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.

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