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TLove, And Other Felonies
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Nightmare Moon must come first in your heart. Always. To betray one's devotion to Her Majesty with love for another is an act of high treason: a Heartcrime. Night Chamberlain Rarity's sure she's not a criminal. But she's been wrong before.
Sex
Alt. Universe
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Nightmare Moon
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EMenace to Propriety
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Comedy
Drama
Slice of Life
As part of their joint effort to grow closer, come together as a family, and comply with their therapist, Diamond can choose a new pet. Any pet at all. (Terms and conditions may apply.)
Diamond Tiara
Filthy Rich
Spoiled Rich
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TWith Your Shield Or On It
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Drama
Fleetfoot is not a monster fighter. She’s not an Element of Harmony. She's not a medic. She's not a hero. Fleetfoot’s just a pony who can fly really fast. And right now, she's all Silver Lining's got.
Other
Wonderbolts
Fleetfoot
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EDiminishing Returns
MLP: FiM
Drama
Slice of Life
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Thrice is a pattern. Filthy Rich knows this pattern, and he's smelled this quiche before. It's time for a talk.
Filthy Rich
Spoiled Rich
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TAnd Yet, What Riches Still Await
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
When Spoiled sees the stallion again, she knows it's a one-in-a-million chance. And with the clock ticking, it might be her last.
Filthy Rich
Spoiled Rich
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EThe Silver Standard
MLP: FiM
Drama
Slice of Life
Once upon a time, Silver Spoon's life made sense. Now she lives in Ponyville.
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Other
CMCs
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Oct

11th

2019

Can I Get There By Rainbow Light? Yes, There And Back Again · 5:22pm October 11th

"Unicorns are for beginnings," he said, "for innocence and purity, for newness. Unicorns are for young girls."

Molly was stroking the unicorn's throat as timidly as though she were blind. She dried her grimy tears on the white mane. "You don't know much about unicorns," she said.”
-- The Last Unicorn, Peter S. Beagle

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