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Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

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PatchworkPoltergeist and the Time She Went In Public With Her Wierd Stupid Voice · 4:14pm July 26th

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Aaaand here it is. Sorry about the fan noise in the background, but I woulda melted otherwise.

Hey, guess who's gonna be on a podcast this Friday instead of working on horsewords like she oughta? This gal.

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They're still about even for how much I like them, but "Monsters" edges it out for being a stellar example of its genre.

I was positively thrilled to hear you mentioning "Biblical Monsters" on the Barcast. But I'm curious--I seem to recall you once saying you preferred "The Savage Way." Am I wrong, or has something changed your mind?

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OH MAN EVeryONE WILL HEAR MY UGLY VOI--

....wait, what IS that smell?

HEY PATCHES, MAKE SURE TO JOIN THE PODCAST THINGIE WHEN PRIEST ASKS YOU. HE ASKED ME TO ASK YOU AHEAD OF TIME BEFORE HE ASKED YOU OFFICIALLY, TO HELP BUTTER YOU UP.

UM...

JUST IGNORE THE SMELL, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.

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