Anyone watching this spaceship/pony gets watched back by George Clooney.

You Have Been Warned.

The Hits

Stronger Mourning her fiancee and blaming the death on her own weakness, Fluttershy wishes she was stronger. What happens when her wish is granted? What happens when she finds she can't control her new power? by Einhander 27,173 words · 429 · 21
Royals Of all the dates with all the stallions in all the world, Rarity is on a date with widower, single father and successful businesspony Filthy Rich. And guess what? He's quite the gentle-colt. But how does she feel about him...? by Einhander 14,210 words · 571 · 20
Faster Rainbow Dash is given a chance to make her heart's desire real: to be the fastest pony alive. by Einhander 17,493 words · 1,062 · 33
Adorkable Love Rarity figures out that Cheerilee has a crush on Twilight, and that Twilight is oblivious. Rarity decide to play matchmaker. And Blue Bonnet is the worst delivery pony. Nothing can posi-blie go wrong. by Einhander 101,434 words · 877 · 33
Tea Time Princess Celestia visits Princess Cadance in the Crystal Empire on a matter of great importance: tea. by Einhander 4,894 words · 532 · 6

All of these made the FB and Twilight's Library.

Guest Artist Tracks (Collabs)

A Game of Skill and Chance What stakes do Princesses play for? by Einhander 5,839 words · 355 · 18
By Any Other Name There's a rumor about a flower that Roseluck sells. It might even be true. by Cola_Bubble_Gum 5,059 words · 244 · 9
One More Round Bon Bon and Lyra just got dumped by their respective others. Fortunately, they both have a friend in cider. And, it turns out, each other... by longpantsandimplosions 2,305 words · 422 · 6
The Sound of Thunder: Tempest Even as the world slipped beneath an icy black coat of water, hope remained. The waves could wash away our lives but not our spirit, even at the brink of death we must find a way to prevail. The captain is on a quest, I hope we survive the ordeals. by 2D 66,851 words · 110 · 5

Skeeter The Lurker, Cola Bubble Gum, longpantsandimplosions, a bunch of cool cats

The B Sides

Baking is War, Sister Lyra has talked Bon Bon into hosting a baking class. Twilight, Spike and Pinkie Pie are the students. Hold onto your butts. by Einhander 11,178 words · 190 · 7
Trixie, Appleloosa Sheriff Trixie has been found guilty of a long list of crimes. Luna's punishment is simple: she will serve her sentence enforcing the law in Appleloosa as its new Sheriff. High adventure, hi-jinks and hijacking ensue. by Einhander 23,574 words · 109 · 4
Despicable Blue Celestia forces Blueblood to get a job. The only pony willing to hire him? Pinkie Pie. EFNW Contest Runner-Up. by Einhander 3,281 words · 300 · 3
Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day Cranky had a plan to make Matilda's Hearts and Hooves Day the best day of her life. Instead, he's in jail for running over Pinkie Pie with his cart. This is his story. by Einhander 8,928 words · 112 · 3

They didn't make the FB, but they're either in Twilight's Library and/or Seattle's Angels and/or an honorable mention from EFNW. Or got 7th place in a EqD Contest.

Obscure Tracks

The Cells What do the villains do when they're not terrorizing the Mane 6? Not what you think. Not what they want. Not anymore. by Einhander 5,635 words · 69 · 6
Mayor Mare is too old for this Mayorship. Twilight has created Citizen Speak Up Day, where anypony can come and tell the Mayor their problems. Mayor Mare has responded the only way she knows how- booze. by Einhander 5,025 words · 82 · 1
Twilight Sparkle Dreams of George Clooney If Twilight Sparkle's going to have recurring dreams about a creature from another world giving her life advice, she could do worse than dreaming of George Clooney. by Einhander 6,128 words · 98 · 4
Scenes from a Canterlot Restaurant Noteworthy and Octavia catch up. by Einhander 2,235 words · 48 · 4

For Die Hard Ein fans only. These have won no awards, never were featured, and are on the obscure bootlegs that CD stores used to sell back when that was a thing.

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Crossroads (Commissions?) · 3:35am Oct 22nd, 2014

Hi there.

You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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Things to Know

Me:

I'm a Spaceship/Pony Hybrid based on a semi obscure mid 90's PS1 game. Also, I write stuff, I read stuff. I'm told I'm good as an idea bouncer, which I love to do. I like to support writers and artists. If I think what you're doing is good, I will do my best to let other people know.

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must as well."

-Alan Smithee

Member of:
~~Royal Guard (Pre-Reader, Tier 2)~~ On hiatus.
Twenty Great Stories (Cabal Member)
Twilight's Library (Contributor)

SUPPORT TEAM:

PRODUCER, BPFF: (ALSO PRE-READER AND EDITOR)
Cola Bubble Gum (Pretty much Everything)

PRE-READERS/IDEA BOUNCERS

Guy Incognito,
Elusive Badgerpony,
Sharp Spark

EDITORS:

TheLastBrunnenG (Adorkable Love, The Cells),
Space Commie (Adorkable Love, Trixie, Faster) (also Idea Bouncer),
Admiral Hoofsome (Trixie)
Sharp Spark
(Adorkable Love, Royals, Stronger, Faster)

ARTISTS:
2135D (Faster, Avatar, Royals, Stronger)
Wackedoutpet (Adorkable, Trixie),
dreamingnoctis (The Cells, Adorkable Love, Works to be named soon)
Dotterall (Despicable Blue)

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
Skeeter The Lurker

and others, many others...

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