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Cola_Bubble_Gum


I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

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Oct
30th
2017

Ponysona · 12:01am October 30th

So, goofy time: This is a blogpost just about my ponysona, Cola Bubble Gum. I was thinking about her the other day and kind of fleshed out stuff that I 'knew' was true but hadn't really ever thought about, so I wanted to post it here. ^_^

(I know this is a weird update, but to hell with it, I'm a weirdo!)


Cola Bubble Gum has a big family, of a sort! Her mom Tutti Frutti Gum (a unicorn) had three colts before she married Cola's dad, so Cola grew up with three older (half) brothers:

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I demand the independence of woman, her right to support herself; to live for herself; to love whomever she pleases, or as many as she pleases. I demand freedom for both sexes, freedom of action, freedom in love and freedom in motherhood.

-- Emma Goldman

Deciding you can't do wrong is the first step towards evil.

-- Winston Rowntree

Me and Roger Ebert

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I'll read anything Cola writes, because the dark stuff always comes from a real place. -- Einhander

I'm pretty sure I'm that annoying fangirl who can't stop praising some of the writers on here, sort of the Scootaloo to their Rainbow Dash. (Only less cute than Scoots.)

I read almost anything. (The number of humanized or HiE fics I've read, I can count on one hand. Damn hard sell.)

I write . . . okay, let's be honest, I write a lot of tragedy, and I lean towards sad, dark, and romance. (At least lately.) I do include explicit scenes in some stories, and I even have one or two clopfics in the Gears Of My Mental Machine, but mostly I just want to write about what characters do and feel.

I'm getting back into producing good writing. :pinkiehappy:




Roger Ebert


I miss Roger Ebert.

I remember seeing him on television, telling me about movies I didn't know if I'd ever see, making me wonder about all of them. Little sponge for information I was those days, I was rapt. He was ranking them! I was fascinated by the things he had to say before I could understand most of them properly in a cultural context.

These are a few of his quotes.

When I am writing, my problems become invisible, and I am the same person I always was. All is well. I am as I should be.

That. That so hard.

I believe empathy is the most essential quality of civilization.

A sentiment I agree with in general, and even manage to remember at times.

If you understand why "Kill Bill" is a good movie and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is not, and "Bad Santa" is a good movie and "The Cat in the Hat" is not, then you have freed yourself from the belief that a movie's quality is determined by its subject matter. You instinctively understand that a movie is not about what it is about, but about how it is about it. You qualify for "Bad Santa."

(emphasis added)

That's how I feel about art in general. It's not about what it's about; it's about how it is about it.

And fuck yeah, I loved Bad Santa.

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I hope I have reason to call someone an elitist taint jockey someday. It's just such a wonderfully unexpected phrase.

1852631 made it through two concert performances and another week of Lyfting. :)

Hi Cola! How are you? :pinkiehappy:

I've no idea why, but I apparently had you blocked for... I don't bloody know how long. I'm not quite certain why, but that's been rectified now. :twilightsmile:

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Oct
30th
2017

Ponysona · 12:01am October 30th

So, goofy time: This is a blogpost just about my ponysona, Cola Bubble Gum. I was thinking about her the other day and kind of fleshed out stuff that I 'knew' was true but hadn't really ever thought about, so I wanted to post it here. ^_^

(I know this is a weird update, but to hell with it, I'm a weirdo!)


Cola Bubble Gum has a big family, of a sort! Her mom Tutti Frutti Gum (a unicorn) had three colts before she married Cola's dad, so Cola grew up with three older (half) brothers:

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