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Cola_Bubble_Gum


I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

Jul
15th
2018

So Strange · 9:09am Jul 15th, 2018

...to visit a place I don't really come by any more.

It's like there was a whole other me here, and now it's less me?

I don't know how to describe it. :twilightsheepish:

Well -- I did see a few things that poked a few old memories. Maybe I'll end up writing something new; stranger things have happened.

Stranger things have happened.

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Oct
30th
2017

Ponysona · 12:01am Oct 30th, 2017

So, goofy time: This is a blogpost just about my ponysona, Cola Bubble Gum. I was thinking about her the other day and kind of fleshed out stuff that I 'knew' was true but hadn't really ever thought about, so I wanted to post it here. ^_^

(I know this is a weird update, but to hell with it, I'm a weirdo!)


Cola Bubble Gum has a big family, of a sort! Her mom Tutti Frutti Gum (a unicorn) had three colts before she married Cola's dad, so Cola grew up with three older (half) brothers:

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Sep
14th
2016

A Job Change, So To Speak · 9:37pm Sep 14th, 2016

I'm sure my absence has not been a topic of great discussion, but I should probably explain where I've been for so damned long. I've said it's my 'day job', and that is technically true.

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May
25th
2015

Someone, Please? · 11:50pm May 25th, 2015

Tell me if this is as dark as the tags suggest, or if this is a fluffy noob thinking 'dark' and 'gore' means 'sad' and 'oh gee a little blood'?

I came across this but I don't wanna have a psychiatric issue if it's genuinely disturbing, whereas if it's just boo-hoo-oh-no then I might get a decent read out of it.

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Apr
8th
2015

New story, new chapter, new resolve · 5:17pm Apr 8th, 2015

So Flyers is doing all right, despite a sudden downvote spate (I'm thinking it's from Morality Brigade types who think it's underage fic).
I dropped a new chapter of Shame and Desire, which I'm still not certain I'm allowed to link to. :raritywink: But, hey, if there's a problem with it I'm sure I'll get a quick smackdown.

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Apr
3rd
2015

Commissions Redux · 12:05am Apr 3rd, 2015

New pricing -- 10 USD for up to 4k, 4 USD for every 1k after. (So 10 USD for a 4k story, 14 USD for a 5k, 18 USD for a 6k, etc.)

Other than that, I'm game and I have an open slot. One of my first commissions went reasonably swimmingly. The other one is taking a little longer but it'll get done all the same. :twilightsmile:

(And for either of my first patrons: The pricing we agreed upon is the pricing I'll charge you, these changes are for any new commissions! :heart:)

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Feb
24th
2015

Ego absentis mannos · 10:21am Feb 24th, 2015

Watching through the series again in anticipation of S5. Sigh.

So I find myself floating onto FimFic again. I really miss this place! Yeesh. I know, then come around more often, right?

Except, well, I'm finally undertaking a gigantic writing project, and between that and work my time's getting sucked down like Augustus Gloop. :twilightsheepish:

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Dec
4th
2014

A Funny Thing Happened During My Recent Existence · 3:45pm Dec 4th, 2014

Or, more accurately, a thing happened.

I'm on a new med, and I'm finding out what the side effects (and primary effects) are going to be. Should be interesting and/or fun, in some combinations. :twilightsheepish:

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Nov
27th
2014

Thanksgiving For Me · 5:28pm Nov 27th, 2014

I'm thankful for the things I do have.
I'm thankful for the people who love me.
I'm thankful for my luck and the benevolence of the people in the world who've seen fit to treat me as an equal human being worthy of compassion and respect.

I realize a lot of the perception of atheism is that it's 'belief in nothing', but I never saw it that way. I believe in people. I believe in recognizing one's fortunate aspects and sharing them if one can.

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Oct
21st
2014

Ginsberg's Theorem and Freeman's Commentary · 4:52am Oct 21st, 2014

Ginsberg's Theorem (colloquially based on the laws of thermodynamics):

1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't even quit the game.


Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem:

Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem
meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's
Theorem. To wit:

1. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
2. Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even.

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