I wore a cap. It's warm.

Merry Christmas.

My attempts at getting started with writing are always waylaid by sudden interesting info and then a sudden thirst for distraction.

Be distracted with me.

1. Sunset Shimmer is bi. This was my headcanon anyway, but it's nice to hear some Word of God saying as much.

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This may come as a shock to anyone reading, but I'm actually pretty boring, crazy right?! OwO Anywho, I noticed that you're still reading, that's pretty intense, how have you made it this far?... I wouldn't have, do you like my profile picture? I'm a big dark souls nerd, kinda weird for me to say, huh? But that's okay!~ because... err... Maybe it wasn't weird to say? At this point what I'm typing is pretty equivalent to needless filler in those super lengthy stories, only this filler is such an

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And I ask myself, if a 3 dresses up as a 9 but manages to make it convincing enough to waste somebody's time, wouldn't that split the difference and make them a 6? Hmmm......

So I decided to trawl conversation logs for throwaway lines I spout on occasion. Because otherwise I’d forget them entirely, and some of them are actually good ideas. Granted, most of them are stupid puns… But I like puns, and I’m still not sure why you’re supposed to cringe at them.

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So, summer plans didn't quite go the way I wanted... A lot of nonsense kept me from getting anything done. Hopefully I'll manage to get something done before the 22nd of August. Here's hoping, I suppose.

I am working on a fanfic that is outside my usually genre of writing. Not gonna give details on what genre in particular, because it's going to be a bit of a surprise. It's not that I don't enjoy writing humor, but the struggle to endlessly be funny might give me heart problems or something.
I am not going to have a myocardial infarction because I'm writing funny horse words.

Anywho, Hope you enjoy when it comes out.

If you haven't seen it yet, there is a blooper reel for the Friendship Games movie and it is very entertaining to watch.

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I know this is a Christmas song and all, but happy holidays to everyone else, too.

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Ever just want to shout random nonsense into the ever-filling void that is the internet? Well, I know I do!

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Okay, week 2 update, I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Firstly, I'm gonna announce that chapter 9 of "fixing the balance" is finally out. Now, it was a pain in the flank to finish off, but I'm just glad to have some weight of my shoulders. I will start chapter 10 whenever I feel it's convenient to do so, probably some point over the next week, but for now, I'm gonna take a breather.

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Tyranny of the Father: The fallacy of Stultification and the Argumentum ad fake Dictionarium

Feel free to imagine Cozy Glow on a rant.

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So, yeah! I’m gonna stop making promises about stories I intend to write, because usually my ideas fall flat and I change my mind, or I just never even get started writing them. So, from now on, I will only mention new stories when I already have a decent amount written, and am about ready to publish.

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So, goofy time: This is a blogpost just about my ponysona, Cola Bubble Gum. I was thinking about her the other day and kind of fleshed out stuff that I 'knew' was true but hadn't really ever thought about, so I wanted to post it here. ^_^

(I know this is a weird update, but to hell with it, I'm a weirdo!)

Cola Bubble Gum has a big family, of a sort! Her mom Tutti Frutti Gum (a unicorn) had three colts before she married Cola's dad, so Cola grew up with three older (half) brothers:

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Under Our Spell is the song that brought me into this fandom. I’m not joking; it made me watch Rainbow Rocks and thus watching the rest of Equestria Girls.

I watched everything in English. Considering the songs are in English, it made sense to watch them in English, right?

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Well, let's see: I just received a notification saying that an user called Fluffyrescent added my Terror of the Flutterbat story to one of his libraries. Now, that wouldn't be exactly bad...

Except for the fact that the library is called Nonsense... And it has an image of Pinkie Pie angry...

Let's make things clear: I don't like people who downvote stories for no reason, as I already said on another blog post.

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Late night here with some trouble sleeping. Sorry if I somehow woke you guys up, just fending off the impending depression with some thoughts about Guardian of Equestria.

The crossover chapter is coming along nicely, and I'm having a lot of fun co-writing it. Hopefully, it'll be done maybe next week. Not sure, considering school is still being a bitch right now. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I do.

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I managed to pull him into a doc for ONE CHAPTER, and he starts flaking~! No fair! I've managed to convince him to help write at least 2 pages a day during the week, but he even convinced me to get GTA 5 but it doesn't want to work! The game keeps crashing for no apparent reason I can't figure out!

I JUST WANT TO BE GINGER~!

RD - The Fast and the Furious
Fluttershy - Bambi
Pinkie Pie - The LEGO Movie
Twilight Sparkle - 2001: A Space Odyssey
Rarity - Titanic
Applejack - Forrest Gump
Princess Celestia - Inside Out
Princess Luna - The Lord of the Rings
Discord - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Spike - The Avengers
CMC - Finding Nemo
Derpy - Wall-E
Big Mac - The Lord of the Rings