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Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Oct
22nd
2014

Crossroads (Commissions?) · 3:35am Oct 22nd, 2014

Hi there.

You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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Sep
24th
2014

It's my Birthday, so AMA* · 3:04pm Sep 24th, 2014

32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

And remember, kids....

*Questions about 'when is X updating' will be ignored, repeat violators will be shot.

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Aug
16th
2014

And it's up! · 3:47am Aug 16th, 2014

Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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Aug
15th
2014

Ever been in a race with yourself? · 6:59pm Aug 15th, 2014

The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

No pressure, right?

Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

(Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

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Aug
10th
2014

New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow · 7:42pm Aug 10th, 2014

EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

Get Ready.

This guy:

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Aug
5th
2014

New Story- Royalsverse · 2:07pm Aug 5th, 2014

Not the sequel (not yet) but think of this as that Kingdom Hearts game inbetween 1 and 2.

Only, you know, more satisfying. And it's going to be important for the sequel.

Have some Noteworthy/Octavia wistfulness, why don't ya.

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Jul
31st
2014

Rumors of my demise have been highly exaggerated · 6:22am Jul 31st, 2014

July has been a month of much needed vacations.

Stronger, Adorkable, Royalsverse- nothing is dead.

I just needed time. Burned out a bit. It happens.

Oahu says hello.

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Jun
28th
2014

Good news / Bad News · 5:15am Jun 28th, 2014

Bad News:

I didn't finish my The Most Dangerous Contest entry on time.

Good news:

I have over 5k of a 10k story in the can, and the end is in sight. I promise to have the entire draft done before I start posting.

... Hope ya'll like OC alicorns.

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Jun
24th
2014

There's this story this guy wrote. · 6:51pm Jun 24th, 2014

Only part one is up, but I've seen parts two and three.

The journey will be well worth the click.

Nothing I Wouldn't Do
by the author of Bonafide and A Stallion for the Time Being (aka Sharp Spark.)

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Jun
13th
2014

A taste of things to come. · 2:59am Jun 13th, 2014

Ever wonder what Rarity's finished logo looked like for Fil?

Coming this summer: the (direct) sequel to Royals: JUST DANCE.

This art, and the amazing cover art that will be revealed later, by dreamingnoctis. Who rules.

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