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Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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  • 492 weeks
    Crossroads (Commissions?)

    Hi there.

    You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

    I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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  • 496 weeks
    It's my Birthday, so AMA*

    32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

    So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

    And remember, kids....

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  • 501 weeks
    And it's up!

    Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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  • 501 weeks
    Ever been in a race with yourself?

    The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

    6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

    Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

    No pressure, right?

    Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

    (Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

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  • 502 weeks
    New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow

    EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

    Get Ready.

    This guy:

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Sep
24th
2014

It's my Birthday, so AMA* · 3:04pm Sep 24th, 2014

32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

And remember, kids....

*Questions about 'when is X updating' will be ignored, repeat violators will be shot.

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Comments ( 21 )
#1 · Sep 24th, 2014 · · ·

Merry Birthmas, m8!

Happy birthday! :twilightsmile:

What's your opinion on this:

BTW, Questions about 'when is X updating. :trollestia::derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

Happy pop-out day!
(Obligatory 'ask you to read my shit' comment)
:ajbemused:
Ahem, So who's your favorite character to write? Got a favorite genre to read/write?

Also, what was your inspiration for Royals? It's a very well-played romance that has me coming back to read over and over. The take on Rich is fresh and Rarity is actually likable!:raritydespair:the horror!
Would you have me as an editor again in the future?:duck:

Happy Birthday!!!:pinkiehappy:
Your Birthday Song!:pinkiecrazy:

Wow, 32.... That's like, almost 3 times my age! What wonderful things you must have experienced in your life!

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Happy birfday!

32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it.

:raritycry: But...but...but...I'm 32*....

Questions about 'when is X updating' will be ignored, repeat violators will be shot.

repeat violators will be shot.

Hmm....:trixieshiftright:

EDIT: *Yeah, okay, you're right...

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I am unsettled but intrigued. Also, you're on notice.

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Actually, Cola Bubble Gum gave me a prompt (teenage DT and SB have a forced sleepover to make up after years of bullying, end up having their first kiss together) and I found it more interesting to go into why such a thing would happen in the first place, namely that what if Rarity and FR were secretly dating. Then I found it also interesting to consider FR as a single dad, and what if further down the line, Rarity had given up a lot of her dreams, only to find a new, modern version of a prince. It all comes from the one time we meet Filthy Rich, and he seems like a very decent pony. Also, the fact that DT is genuinely proud of him during his speech.


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I have! And yet, I still have the existential dread every time I hear the song "once in a lifetime" by Talking Heads.

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I'm not alone!

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Given that they're all curved vectors, let's just say Cheerilee and move on.

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Thanks.

And what do you mean about on notice?

Hmm, how about how rigidly you think canon needs to be followed when you're writing? Or if you feel like earning that old fart card, how about how it feels to be in the older end of the fandom? (Speaking as a 28 year-old:rainbowlaugh:)

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AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF

MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE

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Not rigidly, lord knows sometimes the writers themselves forget about things when convenient. The bigger test is if something 'feels' wrong.

“¡Get your hooves up, party’s starting out right now!”
“¡Everypony, everypony get down!”
“¡Time to make a wish, better make it right now!”
“¡It’s been an year and today is your birthdayparty!”

“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthday!”
“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthdayparty!”
“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthday!”
“¡Make a wish, it’s your birthdayparty!“

Happy Birthday!

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Speaking of which... Twilight agrees.

Also I just noticed in the short description of Adorkable: "Nothing can posi-blie go wrong."

Well what do you know, me too!

Happy birthday! You're still one of the best people I've had the pleasure of meeting on fimfiction, or anywhere else.

So...questions eh?

Which is better, Thai or Indian food?

Cookies or brownies?

What do you consider the most overrated film of all time? Or films, if you can't pick just one.

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Indian, although sometimes Thai really hits the spot.

Cookies, although they can be bucked up rather easy.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Avatar or Closer. Pick your poison.

Happy (Belated By Now) Birthday, Ein.

1) What's your go to drink during a night out? (Do 32 year old's even go out? Or is it all just suit and tie formal dinners with co-workers and family friends?)

2) Have you ever considered the notion of writing something a little less 'Hetero' and a lot more 'Two Dudes Getting Gay Together'? (I'd love to see your take on it, but, also, that's my niche and fuck you if you take that from me)

3) Any chance you're gonna do anything else Royals/Rum Punch/Colts related in the future?

4) Who's your favourite 80's/Early 90's professional wrestler, and why was it Macho Man Randy Savage? (R.I.P.)

Happy belated birthday!

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