• Member Since 14th Apr, 2013
  • offline last seen Jul 27th, 2020

Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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  • 498 weeks
    Crossroads (Commissions?)

    Hi there.

    You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

    I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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  • 502 weeks
    It's my Birthday, so AMA*

    32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

    So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

    And remember, kids....

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    21 comments · 649 views
  • 508 weeks
    And it's up!

    Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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  • 508 weeks
    Ever been in a race with yourself?

    The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

    6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

    Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

    No pressure, right?

    Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

    (Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

    7 comments · 556 views
  • 508 weeks
    New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow

    EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

    Get Ready.

    This guy:

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Aug
10th
2014

New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow · 7:42pm Aug 10th, 2014

EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

Get Ready.

This guy:

And this guy:

Are launching the start of this story tomorrow:

A Game of Skill and Chance

After several failed attempts at other friendly games, Luna and Celestia have finally found the perfect game to pass the time: poker. One night, drunk on cider, they decide to make the game interesting:

If Celestia wins, Luna has to go on a date. If Luna wins, Celestia has to tell Twilight how she feels about her.

Ante up.

With artwork by this guy:

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.

Why? Because we can't stop.

WE WON'T STOP.

Report Einhander · 708 views · Story: A Game of Skill and Chance ·
Comments ( 9 )

MY BODY IS READY :yay:

Good to see you back in the saddle! :pinkiehappy:

If Celestia wins, Luna has to go on a date. If Luna wins, Celestia has to tell Twilight how she feels about her.

Me gusta.

I'm ready! :rainbowdetermined2:

2D

You should do an old collab buddy a favour and give me some tips for writing Rarity. The fic I'm writing right now has a lot of Rarity in it. :rainbowlaugh:

Also, will be sure to read!

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stop taking drugs

people who don't have imaginations need them more

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