I never leave the house without a good book.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

We're all MAD here. (Mature account of ROBCakeran53)

hey, if you got here from another account claiming to be me (beginning with a "V") that's correct, that's me, you are not being misled.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Ponies living in my head rent free if anybody is

Please consider buying me a Ko-fi • I have a vocabulary and I’m not afraid to use it.

(This user is now Inactive) - Love, Flutterpriest and Petrichord

Scraping my way up

Lurking... Editing... Maybe writing soon...

i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Roselucky Seven; Want to support me?

|| Self-Insert Fanfic Author and Lover of Rainbow Dash || Also have a thing to help me not run out of Doritos funds plz ||

im posh

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

Oh, so that's how you get this thing to work...

has opinions about tiaras. And diadems. Not coronets, though. Man, those things aren't even trying.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Doctor of particle physics who enjoys the technicolor cathorses. :P

Don't you ever want to read the stories that don't make it? Don't you realize that there's a world beyond the box at the top of the screen? The light will shine down on you here.

Ooooh! Butunz!

Barcast Podcaster, Book Writer, and Sh*tposter

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Master of procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

Here, feel this.  (Patreon / Get my book!)

Fledgling phoenix. (Avatar by asuraludu on DeviantArt)

A luminist in the employ of Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia.

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

Get off my cloud, you rapscallions! D:<

It's fanfiction all the way down.

2% of FimFiction read, only 98% to go! I'm trying hard to comment more, feel free to reply no matter how old the comment!

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

Occasionally, I even write.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Now taking commissions!

I am an pretty filly.