"You can use that cupboard over there labelled 'Good French Things'. It's empty."
PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || they/them || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise
Occasional FimFic contributor. Also short reviews on request. Blog for silliness, music, writing. STATUS 2024.07.21. der Spürsinn (the instinct)
why finish a story when i could start three more
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
Really should have bought a squirrel...
A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.
DO NOT TAKE M&M EDIBLES YOU WILL MAKE A GHOST RIDER MY LITTLE PONY FANFICTION
I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.
Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.
You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.
Go read Forbidden Melodies, by Rego | Fluttershy is best pony! | Bio updates daily!
Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?
I'm here to read great stories. If you're reading this, you must have made a wrong turn.
Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi
Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?
We Always Be Wondercolts Forever. (Big Fluttershy, Rainbow, Sunset and Luna fan).
I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
This is my brutality | The Eradicator | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter
I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"
(they/them) writing about ponies kissing and hugging and making terrible mistakes (pfp by evelili! https://evelili.tumblr.com/post/731980670351622144/free-icons-for-u-nd-ur-partner-in-crime )
See the way the ink bleeds through the back of the page. (she/they)
A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)
"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever
Literally, Reckless. Ponies give this sorrel mare purpose. Be kind. Be happy. Be a good pony. 🐎 1948 - 2024
The secret vaults of a certain author of quindecium depth
“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie