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I'm an old sourpuss.

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If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I never leave the house without a good book.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

If human life is again to become tolerable, mankind must acquire two things which are at present increasingly disappearing: loving kindness and scientific impartiality. — Bertrand Russell

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Scraping my way up

Lurking... Editing... Maybe writing soon...

i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Roselucky Seven; Want to support me?

Professional pun-runner and all-around cutie patootie

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

has opinions about tiaras. And diadems. Not coronets, though. Man, those things aren't even trying.

Doctor of particle physics who enjoys the technicolor cathorses. :P

Don't you ever want to read the stories that don't make it? Don't you realize that there's a world beyond the box at the top of the screen? The light will shine down on you here.

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Master of procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

Here, feel this.  (Patreon & book n/a.)

Fledgling phoenix. (Avatar by asuraludu on DeviantArt)

A luminist in the employ of Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia.

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

Get off my cloud, you rapscallions! D:<

It's fanfiction all the way down.

2% of FimFiction read, only 98% to go! I'm trying hard to comment more, feel free to reply no matter how old the comment!

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.