The joke is the only one I pimp out is myself. Commissions are Open.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Also on FA!

Hello. Commissions are open.

Has an unhealthy fixation on booty.

Commissions Are Kinda Sorta Open. Send any inquiries directly into my box. I mean my inbox.

New to writing, but having fun.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Me am chibi dwagon. Me am here to clean up after messy ponies. Also: To defeated the badponies.(Luckily my writing skill exceeds my character's speaking skills)

I'm some sad loser who only reads stories about girls spearing guys open.

I commission and write many questionable things.

Spice is nice, but sugar is better.

Soon™...