We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Hi. I write things and have trouble finishing them. My greatest joy will always be reading comments from people enjoying my stories. Talk with me sometime!

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

The joke is the only one I pimp out is myself. Commissions are Open.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Hope to start publishing more soon :3

Has an unhealthy fixation on booty.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

New to writing, but having fun.

I'm some sad loser who only reads stories about girls spearing guys open.

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

Soon™...