I wanted to try something new here, since the next chapter of The Handmaiden is taking so long to come out. I thought it would be neat to put out a few supplementary shorts about The Handmaiden universe, to give a bit of context to some lesser-used characters.

You can assume these shorts are canon, unless they contradict/are contradicted by the main story.

The Child

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Happy New Year, my guys and gals and nonbinary pals. Thanks for sticking with me throughout 2022.

The closest thing to a resolution I had for '22 was "win a contest", and I am incredibly grateful that I managed that. Thanks to everyone who read my dumb story about a cult centered around girls sucking off horses. You weirdos really do make it all worth it.

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I know you're all surely tired of hearing about my trials and tribulations, so I'll spare you the superfluous details and just say that I'm officially off of Patreon and have established my SubStar instead. If you're a Patreon supporter and want to continue to ensure that ya boy can put food on the table, then I urge you to give my Subscribestar page a look.

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I'm on SubscribeStar now. It's all hooked up and functional, and I'll be using this platform for the time being (assuming anyone maintains interest).

If you're already a Patron, I suggest moving over to SubscribeStar instead, because my Patreon account is about to be inactive very soon.

If you're not supporting me... Well, now's as good a time as any :)

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So, to put it bluntly, I'm more than likely about to get punted off of Patreon, for the reasons you're probably expecting if you have even a passing familiarity with the way that site operates. I've sent an email to plead my case, but I don't expect a whole lot to come of it, so I'm preparing some alternatives.

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Time is running out for the She Will Be Adored contest! Just one more day to get your stories finished, polished, and published to the site! Time for one final push, my friends!

Good luck!

I've decided that, given the number of stories submitted versus the number of stories I'd like to see, you guys might want some more time. So, I've decided to extend the contest deadline.

You now have until 11:59 PM on February 28, 2022 to edit and submit your stories to the She Will Be Adored group!

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Thanks to the generous donation from fellow Aria fan Dezmo, I'm able to increase the total prizes for the She Will Be Adored Contest! Now, both The Best Story and The Lewd Chapter Award will receive a prize of $100 each.

Does that sweeten the deal a bit?

Come on, guys, let's get some Aria smut out in time for February 4, my birthday! Let's go!

Just a reminder that the deadline for the Aria Blaze Contest, She Will Be Adored, is February 4 (my birthday!).

You still have time, so get to lewding my favorite punk rock fish lady!

Hope you all have a decent to exceptional winter holiday, and that all of you get the gifts you wanted.

Except you. Yes, you, in the back, with the face. You get coal in your stocking. You know what you did.

Bah humbug.