So, when The Stroke of Midnight came out, the cover I used for it was one of my absolute favorite pictures of all time. It depicted an anthro Nightmare Moon doing a bit of a strip tease, although the focus of the pic (in my perverted, fetish-fueled opinion, anyway) wasn't on any assets that are traditionally scene as sexual. If you read the story early, you know what I'm talking about: those abs. Seriously, the first dozen or so times I've seen the pic, I didn't even realize she was

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A good friend of mine by the name of Hoovier decided to do something nice for my birthday (which is today). And so, he commissioned some art from a story of mine, that story being Peachy Dies At The End. Now, due to the NSFW nature of the commission, I cannot link it. What I can do, however, is give you a series of numbers (1953569) and a website (derpibooru.org) and tell you to combine the two in order to find the pic in question.

Thanks again, Hoof.

A friend of mine is doing art commissions. Go check it out if you want some good art for cheap. Tell him Lewd sent ya.

https://www.derpibooru.org/commissions/soviet+pone

I recently reached 400 followers on this account. Figure what better way to celebrate than to open up commissions!

So, much like last time, I'm going to be opening a certain number of slots (in this case, four) and closing them off when I have enough stories.

Recent change in policy means that I'm now asking for half payment upfront before I start working on your story. Sorry, folks, just trying not to get burned.

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As a writer, I get asked one question more than any other. That question is "what the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

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If you're already a patron or never intend to become one, go ahead and disregard this post. I appreciate your support/respect your decision.

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A lot. So much, in fact, that I just now launched a Tumblr blog centered around women's professional wrestling. So, if the idea of girls doing moonsaults, frog splashes, and, most importantly, german suplexes interest you, why don't you give it a follow?

https://slamsisters.tumblr.com/

So, basically, I want to start writing more fics that aren't pony-themed. That includes other fandoms, like Overwatch, RWBY, etc., as well as works completely original from my wild, disgusting mind.

These fics would be in addition to my pony fics, not a replacement for them.

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Hey, y'all, just wanted to let you know that I'm back home and totally safe. Thank you all so much for the support and well wishes in these trying times, but it's gonna take more than a bit of wind and rain to get rid of this degenerate horsefucker.

So, writing this real quick because I'm literally minutes away from evacuating, so pardon any blunders on my part.

I live in North Carolina, and we're about to get fucked (not in the fun way) by a hurricane. For safety reasons, my family and I are on our way out of the state and someplace where we can (literally) keep our heads above water.

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