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ShiveredTimbers


I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Jun
18th
2019

We sails into stormy seas! · 7:31pm Jun 18th, 2019

Yarr, mateys, welcome to a new round o' clopfic theater!

Well, 'cept this one ain't too cloppy, if'n I'm bein' honest.

And, err, if'n ye liked Sunset's Stash fer the funny bits, well... This has some of those, don't ye be gettin' me wrong now, matey! But mostly, this here story's like a comedy, if'n it only had one joke and the punchline were, "This ain't funny."

It do have some shippin', though, and that's always a good time.

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Jan
30th
2019

Well, it ain't tiddies · 2:49am Jan 30th, 2019

'Ere's 'opin' I didn't git yer 'opes too 'igh, messmates. The last journal were just a bit o' blather; today's excursion be entirely unrelated, not particularly salty, just good, clean fun that ain't too clean, if'n ye follows me sails. Ha-harr! Enjoy, mateys!

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Jan
25th
2019

Stepping out of character a second · 2:06pm Jan 25th, 2019

I want to write a sequel to Fish Tiddies.

I have not done so yet because A) I'm a slow writer, B) it's not going to have any tiddies in it and I'm not sure anyone's going to appreciate that.

I'd honestly like to write a long string of stories about Pinkie and Adagio forming a bizarre romance, and there probably wouldn't be any sexual content for at least a couple stories. Not that I'm promising I'd get that far. But I definitely want to write the next one.

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Jun
4th
2018

Yarr! · 12:10am Jun 4th, 2018

I don't blog too much no more, but have a new fic, ye landlubbers! It ain't quite as porny as ye might expect.

It, ah, it might not also be quite so comedic, neither.

Must be gettin' soft in me old age...

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Jul
25th
2015

We sail again! · 12:33am Jul 25th, 2015

Yarr, I done leaked more bilgewater from me starboard side, if'n ye get me drift! Taggin' Parasailing on account of it's another T-rated jaunt through the mane six's sex lives. Yarr, enjoy!

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Apr
30th
2015

Welcome t' me crew! · 1:55pm Apr 30th, 2015

Avast! A triple-digit band o' scurvy wankers 'n landlubbers y'be! I need a bigger boat, mateys! Thank ye fer boardin', an' enjoy the ride!

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Apr
29th
2015

Yarr, I be drivin' this bandwagon now! · 6:16pm Apr 29th, 2015

Whaddaye mean there be a sea cliff ahead? I'm a pirate, not a taxi driver, ya-ha-harr!

When Plush Comes to Shove

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Nov
1st
2014

I ain't never left, mateys! · 5:14pm Nov 1st, 2014

I still be kickin' about!

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Apr
9th
2014

EQAD returns! · 12:59pm Apr 9th, 2014

O' course, I can't go linkin' to it here, but if'n ye sets yer sails t'ward the .org-cean, ye'll find it sure enough.

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Dec
3rd
2013

Arrr, at last! · 2:54am Dec 3rd, 2013

No, I ain't wrote nothin' new, sad t' say mateys.

The real reason fer this 'ere missive be the new story taggin' system! So at long bloody last I c'n tell ye lubbers what favorited me Trixie fic that a sequel blows off the port bow!

(And it kinda 'as fer a while now. Hope ye didn't all miss it the first time 'round.)

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