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ShiveredTimbers


I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, 'tis stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Jun
4th
2018

Yarr! · 12:10am Jun 4th, 2018

I don't blog too much no more, but have a new fic, ye landlubbers! It ain't quite as porny as ye might expect.

It, ah, it might not also be quite so comedic, neither.

Must be gettin' soft in me old age...

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Jul
25th
2015

We sail again! · 12:33am Jul 25th, 2015

Yarr, I done leaked more bilgewater from me starboard side, if'n ye get me drift! Taggin' Parasailing on account of it's another T-rated jaunt through the mane six's sex lives. Yarr, enjoy!

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Apr
30th
2015

Welcome t' me crew! · 1:55pm Apr 30th, 2015

Avast! A triple-digit band o' scurvy wankers 'n landlubbers y'be! I need a bigger boat, mateys! Thank ye fer boardin', an' enjoy the ride!

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Apr
29th
2015

Yarr, I be drivin' this bandwagon now! · 6:16pm Apr 29th, 2015

Whaddaye mean there be a sea cliff ahead? I'm a pirate, not a taxi driver, ya-ha-harr!

When Plush Comes to Shove

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Nov
1st
2014

I ain't never left, mateys! · 5:14pm Nov 1st, 2014

I still be kickin' about!

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Apr
9th
2014

EQAD returns! · 12:59pm Apr 9th, 2014

O' course, I can't go linkin' to it here, but if'n ye sets yer sails t'ward the .org-cean, ye'll find it sure enough.

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Dec
3rd
2013

Arrr, at last! · 2:54am Dec 3rd, 2013

No, I ain't wrote nothin' new, sad t' say mateys.

The real reason fer this 'ere missive be the new story taggin' system! So at long bloody last I c'n tell ye lubbers what favorited me Trixie fic that a sequel blows off the port bow!

(And it kinda 'as fer a while now. Hope ye didn't all miss it the first time 'round.)

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Jul
6th
2013

The end o' SMPS · 2:04am Jul 6th, 2013

Arr, I just marked me Sexty Minute Ponies compilation complete. I've 'ad about enough outta them landlubbers, so I'm callin' it quits. T'ain't like I been writin' a lot for 'em anyway, but them buckoes seem 'ellbent on rejectin' stories and damn what 'appens t' their site! Well, so be it.

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Jun
7th
2013

I sees ye! · 1:47pm Jun 7th, 2013

It be like I almost exist these days!

Hey, lookit the booty what I got, mateys! Now ye knows what I looks like, arrr!

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Jun
5th
2013

A bit o' unexpected good news, and a quick survey! (Where do ye go fer clop?) · 2:02am Jun 5th, 2013

First, the good news. I got a li'l notice that somepony done left a comment over at EPFA about Etta's New Desk. Surprised the heck outta me! Ain't nopony e'er cared much fer that'n.

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