• Member Since 25th Dec, 2013
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Majin Syeekoh


We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Feb
14th
2022

I have committed the most foul of necromancy. · 9:43pm February 14th

Behold! I have pulled the Beanis Cinematic Universe from the grave after what was apparently a very long writing hiatus!

You know what they say — write what yo know — and I know stupid.

For your viewing pleasure:

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I’m kind of sorry.

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Dec
26th
2021

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals · 3:04am Dec 26th, 2021

So it's been eight years since I joined fimfiction. What do I have to show for it?

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Sep
26th
2021

I saw the g5 movie · 9:11pm Sep 26th, 2021

I liked it. It was fun[.page_break]

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Jun
11th
2021

Hello · 8:13am Jun 11th, 2021

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Dec
25th
2020

Merry Christmas and another year. · 3:41pm Dec 25th, 2020

So hi.

I noticed I haven't been super active since August, and I want to say that's because of work, but it's most likely because I ran out of my antianxiety medication. This was because it's trapped in the Walgreens system due to the prescription being sent to a central delivery center where it's apparently almost impossible to use the automated system to get your prescription out, so I've been seeing how I cope without taking it.

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Aug
31st
2020

This is an apt metaphor for my life. · 2:10am Aug 31st, 2020

So, I just had a fit of pique. To soothe myself, I ordered Popeye’s. Specifically the 1/4 shrimp dinner with extra CAJUN fries and an extra biscuit.

Don’t worry, I’ll burn it off.

I also ordered half a gallon of of their iced sweet tea, because I fucking love sweet tea. Only good thing that came out of the south besides the drug rehab mill phenomenon. I shoulda gotten in on that at the ground floor.

Anyway, tea.

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Aug
1st
2020

One of the greatest turnarounds I’ve ever pulled off in Soul Calibur · 9:43pm Aug 1st, 2020

It’s quiet, so you may want to put on headphones. Sorry about the potato quality I don’t have a capture card.

Jul
29th
2020

You should, like, repent for your sins. · 9:48pm Jul 29th, 2020

Or else I might have to use 0.2% of my power level, man.

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Jul
19th
2020

Guys, don’t hex the moon. · 11:01pm Jul 19th, 2020

Jul
13th
2020

And now for something completely different. · 1:35pm Jul 13th, 2020

SAUTEÉD RADISHES WITH BACON AND ROSEMARY

RADISHES YOU CAN CONSUME

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