Behold! I have pulled the Beanis Cinematic Universe from the grave after what was apparently a very long writing hiatus!

You know what they say — write what yo know — and I know stupid.

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I’m kind of sorry.

So it's been eight years since I joined fimfiction. What do I have to show for it?

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I liked it. It was fun[.page_break]

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So hi.

I noticed I haven't been super active since August, and I want to say that's because of work, but it's most likely because I ran out of my antianxiety medication. This was because it's trapped in the Walgreens system due to the prescription being sent to a central delivery center where it's apparently almost impossible to use the automated system to get your prescription out, so I've been seeing how I cope without taking it.

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So, I just had a fit of pique. To soothe myself, I ordered Popeye’s. Specifically the 1/4 shrimp dinner with extra CAJUN fries and an extra biscuit.

Don’t worry, I’ll burn it off.

I also ordered half a gallon of of their iced sweet tea, because I fucking love sweet tea. Only good thing that came out of the south besides the drug rehab mill phenomenon. I shoulda gotten in on that at the ground floor.

Anyway, tea.

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It’s quiet, so you may want to put on headphones. Sorry about the potato quality I don’t have a capture card.

Or else I might have to use 0.2% of my power level, man.

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It’s not going to end well for anybody.

Here’s a twitter thread about how some people already tried to hex it and now gods are mad.

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SAUTEÉD RADISHES WITH BACON AND ROSEMARY

RADISHES YOU CAN CONSUME