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Majin Syeekoh


We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Aug
31st
2020

This is an apt metaphor for my life. · 2:10am August 31st

So, I just had a fit of pique. To soothe myself, I ordered Popeye’s. Specifically the 1/4 shrimp dinner with extra CAJUN fries and an extra biscuit.

Don’t worry, I’ll burn it off.

I also ordered half a gallon of of their iced sweet tea, because I fucking love sweet tea. Only good thing that came out of the south besides the drug rehab mill phenomenon. I shoulda gotten in on that at the ground floor.

Anyway, tea.

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Aug
1st
2020

One of the greatest turnarounds I’ve ever pulled off in Soul Calibur · 9:43pm August 1st

It’s quiet, so you may want to put on headphones. Sorry about the potato quality I don’t have a capture card.

Jul
29th
2020

You should, like, repent for your sins. · 9:48pm July 29th

Or else I might have to use 0.2% of my power level, man.

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Jul
19th
2020

Guys, don’t hex the moon. · 11:01pm July 19th

Jul
13th
2020

And now for something completely different. · 1:35pm July 13th

SAUTEÉD RADISHES WITH BACON AND ROSEMARY

RADISHES YOU CAN CONSUME

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Jul
4th
2020

Happy 4th · 8:56pm July 4th

I’m spending my Fourth of July rebounding from a brief psychotic break. No one was hurt, everything’s fine.

More importantly though I have hot dogs and beans. I fucking love beans.

How are you spending yours?

Jun
27th
2020

Hey guys I published a new fic about Trixie selling turnips. · 2:51pm June 27th

These turnips are Great and Powerful.

ETurnip Trouble
Trixie pawns off turnips onto Apple Bloom.
Majin Syeekoh · 1k words  ·  58  3 · 412 views

I’m sure the Great and Powerful Trixie would appreciate you reading about her Great and Powerful turnips.

Jun
26th
2020

So I was avoiding doing productive things and looking through the referrals of my stories for fun · 12:06am June 26th

And I came across something very… odd, on the tagged story.

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Jun
11th
2020

oh my god i’m 33 years old today · 4:11pm June 11th

HOW DID I MANAGE TO LIVE THIS LONG

LIKE SERIOUSLY

I OVERDOSED A FEW TIMES AND EVEN WENT INTO A MONTH LONG COMA

HELL I EVEN GOT INTO A HIGH SPEED ACCIDENT

But life has slowed down and I’ve mostly gotten my shit together and somehow made it to 33.

Also restrictions have been partially lifted in NJ so I get to enjoy some outside dining with my mom tonight.

I also need shampoo, Aleve, and vape pods.

Happy birthday to me.

Wash your fucking hands.

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Jun
4th
2020

I bruised my tailbone and I haven’t been doing tailbone bruising things. · 8:08pm June 4th

This is the second time it’s happened this year and it’s such an annoying minor inconvenience.

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