Pony got those Apple Bottoms jeans, jeans! Boots with the fur - with the fur!

How hard can writing novels be, anyway?

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

A writer and musician trying to be decent at both things. Here, you'll find some of my attempts at storytelling!

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

She/her. I write about horses. If you want to support me, consider getting a commission.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

(they/them) writing about ponies kissing and hugging and making terrible mistakes (pfp by evelili! https://evelili.tumblr.com/post/731980670351622144/free-icons-for-u-nd-ur-partner-in-crime )

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

One day my heart felt heavy so I set it down. Then I lost it, someone stole it because it was made of gold. Yours looks heavy, can I borrow a piece? I'll return it when I find mine.

Just a trans girl writing horseword stories while thinking about all the longer stories I could be writing. And then not writing them because I get easily distracted.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.

person who is normal about twilight sparkle

A Warning to Others

Presumption of writing is a crime, punishable by depression.

space is a waste

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

bewks ⚧ [[they/she]]

All I can do is draw.... welp, at least I'm partially decent at it.

YouTuber, with a tip jar and a Patreon!

Always misbehaving. That’s so Raven. ♡ Theme Song

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Leave your headcanons at the door.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

we can be like they are

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." -- Garth Marenghi

I write well when I am brave enough to speak my mind. Soy milk fund

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

I write what I want | Ko-Fi

Formerly known as bananachips; sorry for any confusion. You can message me on Discord if you like: CommissarVulpin#8472