One day my heart felt heavy so I set it down. Then I lost it, someone stole it because it was made of gold. Yours looks heavy, can I borrow a piece? I'll return it when I find mine.

Just a trans girl writing horseword stories while thinking about all the longer stories I could be writing. And then not writing them because I get easily distracted.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.

didnt think id b back here but life finds a way

A Warning to Others

I cry for talents that I never had.

space is a waste

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

bewks ⚧ [[they/she]]

All I can do is draw.... welp, at least I'm partially decent at it.

YouTuber, with a tip jar and a Patreon!

Always misbehaving. That’s so Raven. ♡ Theme Song

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Sock / Sock's / Sock, no!)

Leave your headcanons at the door.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

we can be like they are

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." -- Garth Marenghi

Brony femboy-in-training; self-confidence is the biggest obstacle to my success.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

I write about ponies. If you want to support me, consider getting a commission.

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

I write what I want

Formerly known as bananachips; sorry for any confusion. You can message me on Discord if you like: CommissarVulpin#8472

"...he had a little bit of talent, and some of the concepts he wrote about were a little bit interesting. "

Horrifically Fun

Trying to make up for lost time. DM me for edits

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

Not a changeling.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Forget not that I am a derp.

loves tiaras.