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Captain_Hairball


"There was that whole weird thing with the horses." -- Craig Finn, "The Weekenders"

Mar
3rd
2021

The Urge to Shitfic Post · 1:21pm Yesterday


Pony experiencing the passionate melodrama of the creative process. [Sauce]

Sometimes you just want to post shitfics to get attention1. But your muse is all, "No, Horatio, quality takes time." And then you are sad.

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Feb
28th
2021

Oh, Wait, Sweet Secrets Saved · 12:54am Sunday

I remembered it has watersports. That's why it's unpopular and downvoted. Not because it sucks.


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Whew.

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Feb
27th
2021

I Like Horses · 12:28pm Saturday

Feb
26th
2021

Sweet Secrets on the Block · 2:20pm Last Friday

Sweet Secrets is now my lowest rated story, and while normally I don't think too hard about a story's rating -- after all, Hot Harvest, The Resurrectionists, and Toola Roola Paints a Picture are also down near the bottom and I think those are great. Sometimes you do something pretty good and most people don't get it, and that's okay.

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Feb
26th
2021

Lore Problems · 2:07pm Last Friday

That feeling when you want to use the lore from your old series, but your old series heroes were a little too effective at resolving the setting's conflicts
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I mean, on the bright side, pony has never made much sense; that's one of the reasons it's so ficable.

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Feb
25th
2021

S-sexy Ponies? · 6:56pm 6 days ago

An eternal pessimist, I am emotionally prepared for this not to be good. But I have to tell you. G5 will have to be utterly, offensively stupid for me not to want to write porn of these characters. Especially the smug stallion.

Yes I am very shallow.

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Feb
4th
2021

I Read a Good Fluttershy Story · 1:48pm February 4th

So I finished In the Grip of Fear this morning and loved it, and while faving/commenting/upvoting* I noticed that even though it was posted yesterday it doesn't yet have the ten votes needed to have it's rating displayed.

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Feb
2nd
2021

Fanfic on The Other Site · 1:05pm February 2nd

I rescued the best (and shortest) fanfic I have ever written from my shitty Wordpress author site. It is about Undertale, a game I have not finished, and if you read the story you will understand why.

I Fixed Undertale for You

That is all.

Jan
31st
2021

Horsesona · 11:20pm January 31st

Please meet my new OC Cozy Death.

Made with this Picrew. And they say I'm not doing anything productive these days

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Jan
30th
2021

Stuck · 3:46pm January 30th

Incredibly unfocused. Have started six or seven fanfic in this month, not counting existing ones I want to finish. Leg healing slowly. Can't concentrate. Was going to write a longer blog post. Can't.

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