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Captain_Hairball


Harkness compliant since 2015.

Feb
13th
2020

Horny Horses Hiatus · 7:17am February 13th

Okay, this year has sucked hard, and I can't get in a clop writing mindset. I'm setting Horny horses to hiatus. It shouldn't be hard to finish up later.

In general, I might start moving away from clop, both because a.) I'm running out of ideas, and b.) I'm getting older and less horny. I still enjoy it, but it's harder for me to stay focused on it than on stuff with more of a plot.

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Jan
30th
2020

Second Outline · 4:05pm January 30th

40K words in, I'm writing a second, even more detailed outline for FoE: Pillars of Society. I've added a couple of plot threads, added a twist...

No, not that kind. Wait, did she survive the war? This is pretty early on in the timeline. 40 EoH or so. It's possible.

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Jan
28th
2020

Marble is Live · 4:11pm January 28th

For better or worse. Enjoy your horse bondage.

Jan
27th
2020

Almost There on the Marble Chapter... · 10:44pm January 27th

...but I'm sick, so I'm going to read it again tomorrow, because I know I'm missing something.

Have a scary picture of Marble with a sweet story attached.

Story at Sauce

After that mare order is Maud, Pinkie, and then ensemble again.

Jan
25th
2020

What Your Favortie Mac Ship says About You: · 3:10pm January 25th

I thought FoME's and Tangerine Blast's Shiplists were funny, but they hardly mention best bisexual stallion at all, so without further ado:

What your Favorite Mac Ship Says About you:

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Jan
24th
2020

Still Working... · 12:40pm January 24th

The Marble Chapter of Horny Horses is badly written. It's fixable, but it's going to take a couple more drafts to get it right. Expect it early next week.

Marble is worth taking my time with.:yay:


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Jan
18th
2020

Marble Scene of Horny Horses Later Next Week · 3:19pm January 18th

My mom was staying over to help us out last week, and now my daughter has a long weekend, and yes, having family around makes it impossible to write incest porn. You didn't think I was into actual relatives, did you? :fluttershbad:

So anyway, what I have so far is good tho. Hopefully, I'll get it done for Thursday or Friday. More soon.

Jan
14th
2020

Don't Mind Me... · 10:11am January 14th

Just sending more fanfics to my reader even though I haven't finished the old ones.

Amazon's proprietary format is buulllllshit luckily I can use calibre to convert the files from epub to mobi.


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Jan
13th
2020

House of Horny Horses Day 2 Up · 10:43pm January 13th

Wow, the updated box is brutal, I was barely in there a couple of hours. So if you missed it, day 2 of the story formerly known as Apples Don't Care is up, featuring Limestone Pie. And the fetish isn't what you might think it is.

Jan
12th
2020

My Fanfictions Let Me Show You Them · 2:52pm January 12th

Not like 'I am a genius' proud, but 'these are mine and I love them' proud.


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That is all. Thank you for reading them. I feel great confidence in writing fanfic that I feel about nothing else in my life and I am super grateful for that.

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