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Captain_Hairball


Weird old horse furry.

Sep
6th
2021

Centaurworld is Very Good · 9:01pm September 6th

Horse is an absolute Chad. I love her to tiny pieces.

Spoilers to follow.

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Sep
2nd
2021

Hurricane Aid (Not for Me) · 9:18pm September 2nd

Signal boost for FoME's post about bronies needing hurricane help.

We had to spend a couple of hours in the basement for a tornado warning. Otherwise we didn't get it too bad.

Sep
2nd
2021

New Story Up · 2:28pm September 2nd

TBrownie by Three
"I cut, you pick" is the time-honored rule for sharing treats. But what if a pony is sharing love with two others? When Maud brings one big brownie home to Trixie and Starlight, they have to figure that out.
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For the StarTrixMaud shipping contest. I've had a rough/long summer -- I feel like a lot of us have -- but I'm taking this moment to get back into writing fan fiction.

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Aug
9th
2021

Can We Pretend that Airplanes in the Night Sky... Actually Can We Not? · 11:45am August 9th

I can't blame anyone but myself for missing hella deadlines lately.* But all the MordeTwi memes are making me feel self conscious about writing melodramatic talking animal love. It's not helping my little Legoshi/Loona thing on the side either.

WTF. I fear only God. Why does this bother me.

The memes aren't even necessarily mean. Especially not the ones that just put a lot of effort into drawing Twilight and Mordecai crying. And what is fanfic about, if not making canon characters cry?

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Jul
27th
2021

Chess Story Reading · 12:36pm July 27th

Hey, you know what makes me incredibly self conscious? Hearing someone else read my words. I'm all like 'no, you're reading that really well but I shouldn't have phrased that that way! Why did I use the word 'fight' in two sentences in a row!'

Nonetheless: this Reading of a Chess Story is very well produced, and the guy has a really nice voice.

Go have a listen plz.

Jul
8th
2021

Are Age-Ups Foalcon? · 12:08pm July 8th

After a certain recent incident, I unpublished all of my aged-up CMC stories. Because I didn't want people to attack me.

And also because I want to be a good person, but what even is a good person? Only God know and God likes to keep silent, the bastard.

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Jun
30th
2021

Oh My · 4:52pm June 30th

Super happy to see Ken Jeong and Michael McKean in there.

Also? All of those stallions are super hot.

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Jun
29th
2021

We Gotta Stay Positive · 2:01pm June 29th

I wanna write something for pride and positivity. I have the 'pride' part down, if mainly in the sense of 'hubris' rather than the intended sense of 'the opposite of shame'. The positivity? Only 1/5 of my stories are rated below mature; and tho as I get older I am less inclined to write porn, I do not become less inclined to write violent, swear-y and gross things.

Nonetheless. I am going to write some gay shit.

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May
12th
2021

A Pretty Song · 8:58pm May 12th

This song is my jam RN.

Bonnie
I refuse to grow up.
I'm outlining pony stories
Because I don't give a fuck.

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May
11th
2021

Hold on a Second Wait Wait · 10:49pm May 11th

I was going through some EqG trying to get some idea how the journal works for a story, and I found a scene in Sunset's room in Forgotten Friendship and... wait, what?

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