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I Seem To Be Writing Another Fallout: Equestria · 3:29pm March 13th

I know it's one of my less popular stories, I suspect I'm not on the same page with most Fo:E fans about what I like about the original, I expect no one will read it, but I don't care. It's in my head. It needs to get out.

Report Captain_Hairball · 61 views · Story: Fallout: Equestria — Pillars of Society ·

TNo, Agent Drops, I Expect You to Love Me
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Slice of Life
When secret agent Sweetie Drops is captured by the Mare with the Emerald Hands and taken to her secret underwater base, she thinks she knows how things will go. Then Lyra makes it weird.
Violence
Opalescence
Lyra
Bon-Bon
Captain_Hairball · 1.9k words · 173 5 · 1.3k views
TYour Paperwork Heart
MLP: FiM
MLP Gen 5
Romance
Slice of Life
When an encounter with a mystical gem at the Equestrian museum brings back a traumatic memory from her past, will Frazzle Rock find the strength to be vulnerable to her new lover Izzy Moonbow?
Sex
Alt. Universe
Other
Izzy Moonbow
Captain_Hairball · 4.3k words · 17 2 · 273 views
TBrownie by Three
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
"I cut, you pick" is the time-honored rule for sharing treats. But what if a pony is sharing love with two others? When Maud brings one big brownie home to Trixie and Starlight, they have to figure that out.
Trixie
Maud Pie
Starlight Glimmer
Captain_Hairball · 1.1k words · 47 7 · 563 views
EA Chess Story
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Shining Armor spends some time with his daughter while he is recovering from a war wound.
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Captain_Hairball · 3k words · 105 4 · 1.5k views
TNight of the Sunflower
Equestria Girls
Romance
Slice of Life
Sunset asked Wallflower on a date, and Wallflower is in a panic. Will the coolest girl fron Canterlot High even show up?
Profanity
Sunset Shimmer
Wallflower Blush
Captain_Hairball · 4.6k words · 66 4 · 1.2k views
TMaregnificat
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Slice of Life
Pregnant and desperate, Derpy Hooves travels into the Everfree Forest seeking the wise mare that some say lives there.
Zecora
Derpy
Captain_Hairball · 2.4k words · 188 6 · 1.9k views

My Best Stories

Maregnificat Pregnant and desperate, Derpy Hooves travels into the Everfree Forest seeking the wise mare that some say lives there. by Captain_Hairball 2,380 words · 188 · 6
Perfectly Not Perfect Rainbow Dash has pulled a muscle in her wing. Not a big deal, until she tries to fly home on it in bad weather and nearly dies. Fluttershy saves her, carries her home, and takes care of her. by Captain_Hairball 1,690 words · 75 · 4
No, Agent Drops, I Expect You to Love Me When secret agent Sweetie Drops is captured by the Mare with the Emerald Hands and taken to her secret underwater base, she thinks she knows how things will go. Then Lyra makes it weird. by Captain_Hairball 1,904 words · 173 · 5

Smart Cookie University Stories

The Resurrectionists Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death? by Captain_Hairball 24,484 words · 17 · 3

My original setting — Rarity's alma mater, a world-class university located in freezing cold Whinnyappolis.

Extremely Filthy Stories

I love writing filthy, kinky, bisexual clop.

Comments ( 62 )

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Captain_Hairball

Captain_Hairball #62 · February 10th · · ·

3240774

That too.

NumberFifth

NumberFifth #61 · February 10th · · ·

Is your bio meant to say 'who lead my heart to sin'?

Captain_Hairball

Captain_Hairball #60 · Nov 5th, 2022 · · ·

3211656

You go, little girl! Speak truth to power!

I've never read Cormac McCarthy, tho he is quite popular amongst the manly-man yet literary set. I see why. That is some powerfully constructed language, there.

Guy_Incognito