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"Hot but gross." — Cerulean Starlight

Author Bio

Name: Capt. Horatio Herbert Hairball

Occupation: Pornographer, Space Pirate

Age: Older than soap.

Furaffinity: capt_hairball

Sexuality: Writesexual

Influences: Chuck Tingle, David Cronenberg, Tony Burgess, William S. Burroughs

Religion: Crazy guy on the bus telling you about Jesus and aliens.

Relationship Status: None of your damn business.

Best Pony is: Fluttershy

Waifu: Frazzle Rock

Husbando: Shining Armor

Best Video Game Evar: Civilization series

Best Video Game RIGHT NOW: Civ VI (obviously), Deathstate

Takes Online Bios Seriously: Sort of, I guess?

A helpful chart by my awesome editor Cerulean, who ought to know.


I want this game · 2:12pm Last Friday

This game. This game right here.

Has anyone played it? Is it any good? Would it be okay to play with my nine year old daughter? There's a daikumura, so I worry. I'd complain about adults taking over a little chidren's cartoon for their own needs, but... well that would be just a tiny bit hypocritical. :twilightblush:

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No. I have too many unfinished ideas of my own, sorry!

Do you take requests?


*Claps hooves excitedly!*

I’ll blog about it on Monday!!!


I only write the spiciest!!! :rainbowwild:

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