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Captain_Hairball


"Hot but gross." — Cerulean Starlight

Author Bio

Name: Capt. Horatio Herbert Hairball

Occupation: Pornographer, Space Pirate

Age: Older than soap.

Furaffinity: capt_hairball

Sexuality: Writesexual

Influences: Chuck Tingle, David Cronenberg, Tony Burgess, William S. Burroughs

Religion: Crazy guy on the bus telling you about Jesus and aliens.

Relationship Status: None of your damn business.

Best Pony is: Fluttershy

Waifu: Frazzle Rock

Husbando: Shining Armor

Best Video Game Evar: Civilization series

Best Video Game RIGHT NOW: Civ VI (obviously), Deathstate

Takes Online Bios Seriously: Sort of, I guess?

A helpful chart by my awesome editor Cerulean, who ought to know.

May
13th
2018

An Important Question · 9:28pm May 13th

Are my porn stories IKEA Erotica?

And is that a problem?


(sauce)

Latest Stories
8

Read it Later List (For My Own Reference)
260

Comments ( 38 )
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2575119

No. I have too many unfinished ideas of my own, sorry!

Do you take requests?

2521845

*Claps hooves excitedly!*

I’ll blog about it on Monday!!!

2493219

I only write the spiciest!!! :rainbowwild:

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