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Captain_Hairball


Weird old horse furry.

Author Bio

Name: Capt. Horatio Herbert Hairball

Occupation: Pornographer, Space Pirate

Age: Older than soap.

Furaffinity: capt_hairball

Deviantart: capthairball

Twitter: @Capthairball

Sexuality: Writesexual

Influences: Chuck Tingle, David Cronenberg, Tony Burgess, William S. Burroughs

Religion: Crazy guy on the bus telling you about Jesus and aliens.

Relationship Status: None of your damn business.

Best Pony is: Fluttershy

Waifu: Frazzle Rock

Husbando: Shining Armor

Best Video Game Evar: Civilization series

Best Video Game RIGHT NOW: Civ VI (obviously), Deathstate

Takes Online Bios Seriously: Sort of, I guess?

Commission Rates

Rates: $.05/word, minimum 3K words.
Payment up front in full via Paypal, non-refundable.

Fetish or cuddle fluff only. No non-con, gore, or bathroom stuff. Commissioner gets one round of edits and I'll post the second draft.

A helpful chart by my awesome editor Cerulean, who ought to know.

Apr
9th
2021

Well. That Worked Super Well! · 11:11am April 9th

Feeling as emotionally fragile as I am right now1, I decided that while I needed to publish Night of the Sunflower, I couldn't deal with the drama of watching up-and-downvotes fight. So, I was motivated to Leechblock2 the site and actually stay off it.

This morning, I took off the filter, came here, saw that my story had done decently by my standards3, and answered the overwhelmingly sweet and positive comments, and was happy!

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Yeah, I figured that was the case.

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No, I have too many of my own projects.

2957221
Would you be willing to read a suggestion for something to write, or does it have to be a commission?
I think I know the answer, but I don't think it'll hurt to ask

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