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We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.

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Episkopos Lord Batwing Candlewaxxe K.S.C., gothest of gothponies from the land of rain and hipsters, and Marsupialis Maximus of the Cult of the Rabid Wombat cabal fnord.

I write stuff. Some of it is about ponies, which I put here. Some of it is not, which I don't put here. Some of the pony stuff is racy. Some of it is insane. Some of it is highly confusing. You have been warned.

I do not write for popularity, and "hitting the feature box" is about the least interesting thing I can possibly imagine for my time writing here. In fact, I can think of few things less interesting than rank popularity. If anything of mine ever does become that popular, I'm probably doing something wrong. I would much rather be thought-provoking than popular, which means that I'm naturally excluding a lot of readers. Which, considering the sort of dreck that tends to become popular, is perfectly fine with me. Better the criticism of the wise than the approbation of fools.

Mostly I write fanfiction to develop my literary skills, and as a way to explore some of the nonsense that goes on in my head, within the limits of the existing MLP universe, of course. Much of my work starts out as thought experiments, or as homages to, and experimenting with the writing styles of, some of my favorite authors.

I also review stuff, mainly for Rage Reviews and Blunt Reviews (although I've put that on hold for the time being); which means my reviews can get pretty in-depth, and pull no punches. I'm a stickler for technical skill and Pony content. I will do Rage Review requests; but if you want me to Rage your story, then make sure your technical skills and pony content are up to snuff, and may Luna have mercy on your soul.

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“You know those days when things keep getting worse faster than you can lower your standards?" - Carrie Fisher

“Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation — the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.” -Peter De Vries, Reuben, Reuben

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

Every Mare and Every Stallion is a Star


Holy Crap, I'm Finally Moved · 3:22am Dec 17th, 2018

As of Today, I am officially moved into my new house. I moved the last load of stuff out of the old one this morning. Okay, technically I still have a few odds and sods to do, like filing my change-of-address with the post office, and updating all my billing and mailing addresses for the bank and utilities and so on, but aside from a little bit of cleanup and picking up the mail for another week or two, I have no reason at all to go back to that old shithole I was living in.

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Important Details
Best Mane 6 Pony: Twilight Sparkle (pre-alicornification)
Best Princess: Luna
Best CMC: Sweetie Belle
Best Other Pony: Starlight Glimmer
Best Background Pony: Lyra Heartstrings
Best Recurring Pony: Ditzy "Derpy" Doo
Best Non-Pony: Spike
Best Dragon: Princess Ember
Best Griffon: Gabriella
Best Human: Sunset Shimmer
Best Villain: Discord
Best Reformed Villain: The Great And Powerful Trixie
Best OC: Flufflepuff
Best Tribe: Unicorns
Best Sub-Tribe: Batponies
Best OC Tribe: Fluffyponies

Really Important Details
Best Mane 6 Ship: FlutterDash
Best Background Pony Ship: LyraBon
Best Music Pony Ship: TaviScratch
Best Party Pony Ship: CheesePie
Best Non-Pone Ship: GildaDash
Best EQG Ship: Sunset Twiangle
Best OC Ship: CryssiPuff
Best Crack Ship: PinkieCord
Best Cargo Ship: DerpyMuffin

My current avatar is a My Little Wombat named Turnip; created by the amazingly talented writer and artist Ursula Vernon. If you haven't read anything of hers, I strongly recommend starting with her webcomic Digger.

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Brain must not be working, 'cause I don't remember what that refers to.

Since the thread got locked: that makes the two of us, because I can't believe it needs to be explained that a hunger/anger pun with Trollestia emote was sarcastic, but whatever...


No, not for me, it was just a doodle that she did. We were just hanging out in the same place when she drew it, and I immediately fell in love with it when I saw it.

2636159 Wait wait... do you mean UV made that drawing just for you? Nice.


The burdens of an evil overlord are never easy.

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