Uninteresting Autobiographical Stuff

Episkopos Batwing Candlewaxxe, Moonshadow Cabal, Apostle to Equestria and Environs, and Gothest of Gothponies from the Land of Rain and Techbros. fnord

I write stuff. Some of it is about ponies, which I put here. Some of it is not, which I don't put here. Some of the pony stuff is racy. Some of it is insane. Some of it is highly confusing. You have been warned.

Exterminate All Rational Thought

EArtis' Model
MLP: FiM
Romance
On a trip to watch the Great Flutterspider Migration, Fluttershy encounters a pony out of distant legend. An reclusive ancient alicorn stallion known to few living ponies. Meeting her awakens feelings he had thought long since lost.
Fluttershy
OC
BatwingCandlewaxxe · 7k words · 10 10 · 504 views
EVictory For the New Lunar Republic
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
After diplomatic negotiations between the two sisters break down, brutal warfare becomes the only method left to resolve their dispute.
Celestia
Luna
BatwingCandlewaxxe · 1.1k words · 37 6 · 1.1k views
TA Muffin For Muffins
MLP: FiM
Drama
Tragedy
For Ditzy Doo. a developmentally disabled pony, an intelligence enhancement spell proves to be both a greater blessing, and a greater curse, than anypony could have expected.
Death
Derpy
BatwingCandlewaxxe · 29k words · 59 8 · 1.3k views
TLazy Crazy Dayz
MLP: FiM
Anthology
A random collections of various unrelated spoofs, vignettes, character studies, gags, fragments, and other bits that do not fit anywhere else.
Celestia
Luna
OC
Main 6
CMCs
BatwingCandlewaxxe · 2k words · 5 8 · 316 views

Random Thoughts

I am just so tired of this country and this world. The US is clearly sinking faster and faster into religious-themed fascism, and while there are enough people opposed to them to stop this regressive and horrific descent, they're all too busy fighting each other to form an effective resistance. Meanwhile, the people who are destroying the world with pollution, over-exploitation, and climate change continue to gain more wealth and power unchecked.

Fuck this country, fuck capitalism, fuck oppressive religion. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

I'm not even including my usual little quips and humorous references here because it's just not the right thing to do right now.

Go here, read this, and tear down the system that is destroying us: The Anarchist Library

Nov

21st

2024

What I think of everytime someone says this · 6:43pm Nov 21st, 2024

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Miscellaneous Stuff

My current avatar is a My Little Wombat named Turnip; created by the amazingly talented writer and artist Ursula Vernon. If you haven't read anything of hers, I strongly recommend starting with her webcomic Digger.