"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

"Figs you're just peak irony." —Caligari87

A friendly neighborhood dragon who loves ponies; so crunchy!

Occasionally exists.

Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

do not mistake peace for quiet

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

Faith, family, friends, food. In that order.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Suess and Bernard Baruch

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

Author & Pre-reader; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

Brony, terrible OC, attorney, pseudonymous, geek, Catholic, gamer, almost-not-quite-novelist, fic writer, highly amateur VA, smartass, etc.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Intelligence is a weapon, not a virtue

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

The original Sunburst!

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

I'm short. I live in the Seattle area. I'm fairly weird.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Night-horse is not entertained.

Scraping my way up

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!