We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.
"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake
A friendly neighborhood dragon who loves ponies; so crunchy!
Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.
Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."
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“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”
Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Suess and Bernard Baruch
I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.
"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~
Author & Pre-reader; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse
"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted
Brony, terrible OC, attorney, pseudonymous, geek, Catholic, gamer, almost-not-quite-novelist, fic writer, highly amateur VA, smartass, etc.
I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!
"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/
Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.
Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder
I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.