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Alsvid


Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder

Portrait of The Artist As A Young Doge


I can't believe I'm the pony I find annoying.
I guess this explains why people find me annoying. Sigh.

Literary Influences: Samuel Beckett, Martin Heidegger, Roald Dahl, Kurt Vonnegut, Murasaki Shikibu, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Chinua Achebe, Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou, GRRM, Hunter S. Thompson, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Garrison Keillor, Franz Kafka, Albert Camus, Honore De Balzac, Jane Austen, Brian Jacques, Dante Alighieri, Guy de Maupassant, Marquis De Sade, Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch, Voltaire, Haruki Murakami, Jaroslav Hasek, Joseph Heller

Birth year: 1990
Race: Black
Orientation: Pansexual
Gender: Female
Favorite sushi: Salmon
Favorite Painters: Albrecht Durer, Theodore Gericault, El Greco
Favorite pudding: Blood
Political Affiliation: MARXIST-LENINIST
Birth country: The United States Of America
Currently living in: New York
Favorite fungi: P. Cubensis
Favorite animus: NGE, Initial D, Mahoromatic, FMP!, Elfen Lied, GITS, Ninja Scroll, Ideon, Dr. Black Jack, Kekko Kamen, KLK, TTGL, AMG!, anything Hayao Miyazaki has ever made
Smoker: Formerly. Newport Menthols/Camel Crush
.Favorite plant: C. Sativa
Favorite VN: Tsukihime
Favorite entheogen: MDMA

Headshot:

So You Wanna Write/Draw a thing about me?

A very helpful soul made my pony OC for me. She appears in this story.

Name: Alsvid

Gender: Female

Pony type: Zebra

Has a long black mane pulled into a ponytail.

Cutie Mark: Yep.

Personality: If Button Mash and Rarity had a child who spent time hanging out with Twilight, it would be like her. That is to say, an elitist drama queen who likes vidyagaems and books.

Much like ZECORA, she wears a a burqa-like garment. It is black, red, and green in color, in large stripes. She does not speak in rhyming couplets.

Also, in the original story Ditzy Soldier wrote where my OC appears, she curses a lot. Which...is rather like my IRL self, honestly. What a coinkidink(coincidence).

While I prefer for her to be portrayed as a filly, you can portray her as a young pony like the mane 6, if you are uncomfortable with that sort of thing.

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM WILL WIN

GIVE TRANS POC YOUR MONEY! AND BY TRANS POC I MEAN ME!

  1. HERE IS MY PATREON!
  2. BITCOIN WALLET ADDRESS: 1GwYWioNgCFBvGXTk6C4xM6f5GycQZeSVT
  3. Cash App: https://cash.me/$Alsvid

BITCOIN WALLET ADDRESS: 1GwYWioNgCFBvGXTk6C4xM6f5GycQZeSVT

MUCH LITERATURE. SO CULTURED. WOW

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Didn't I drunk-message you before? Never-mind. I really, really don't want to know

Kind of funny, you following me like you don't know that I'm not new.

Thanks for the follow! :derpytongue2:

Here, have a follow! :3 :moustache:

thank you for the watch

Hello, I missed that you were trans until now.

I've referred to you as a man before, and I apologise for doing so.

urth #318 · 1 week ago · · ·

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Hell yeah cuh! Bring that shit to your man!

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