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Alsvid


Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder

Portrait of The Artist As A Young Doge







I can't believe I'm the pony I find annoying.

I guess this explains why people find me annoying. Sigh.

Literary Influences: Samuel Beckett, Martin Heidegger, Roald Dahl, Kurt Vonnegut, Murasaki Shikibu, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Chinua Achebe, Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou, GRRM, Hunter S. Thompson, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Garrison Keillor, Franz Kafka, Albert Camus, Honore De Balzac, Jane Austen, Brian Jacques, Dante Alighieri, Guy de Maupassant, Marquis De Sade, Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch, Voltaire, Haruki Murakami, Jaroslav Hasek, Joseph Heller


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Birth year: 1990

Orientation: Bisexual

Favorite sushi: Salmon

Favorite Painters: Albrecht Durer, Theodore Gericault, El Greco

Favorite pudding: Blood

Political Affiliation: Democrat, Radical Liberal

Birth country: The United States Of America

Currently living in: New York

Favorite beer: Coors Gut Rot

Favorite fungi: P. Cubensis

Favorite animus: NGE, Initial D, Mahoromatic, FMP!, Elfen Lied, GITS, Ninja Scroll, Ideon, Dr. Black Jack, Kekko Kamen, KLK, TTGL, AMG!, anything Hayao Miyazaki has ever made

Smoker: Formerly. Newport Menthols/Camel Crush
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Favorite plant: C. Sativa

Favorite VN: Tsukihime

Favorite entheogen: MDMA

Headshot:

So You Wanna Write/Draw a thing about me?

A very helpful soul made my pony OC for me. She appears in this story.

Name: Alsvid

Gender: Female

Pony type: Zebra

Has a long black mane pulled into a ponytail.

Cutie Mark: Yep.

Personality: If Button Mash and Rarity had a child who spent time hanging out with Twilight, it would be like her. That is to say, an elitist drama queen who likes vidyagaems and books.

Much like ZECORA, she wears a a burqa-like garment. It is black, red, and green in color, in large stripes. She does not speak in rhyming couplets.

Also, in the original story Ditzy Soldier wrote where my OC appears, she curses a lot. Which...is rather like my IRL self, honestly. What a coinkidink(coincidence).

While I prefer for her to be portrayed as a filly, you can portray her as a young pony like the mane 6, if you are uncomfortable with that sort of thing.

Mar
14th
2017

We did not actually get a snowstorm. · 10:47pm March 14th

I'm actually very glad that it just rained a lot. I have plans for this week and snow would have destroyed them.

I completed 2,732 words in the latest chapter of my fic but it's not even remotely done yet, so I'll take a quick break.

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WOW HEADSHOT

I am better at you at any FPS videogame.

I'm the player who smokes weed and then snap-shoots you clear across the map. With a handgun.

I'm the player with weed leaves on their playercard in Call of Duty: Ghost Doge.

I'm the player who mocks you over the mic when you lose.

The only reason I don't have a dubstep montage of QUICK-NO-SCOPEZ is because I have a shitty computer.

wow blaze

The Fire Berns On.

We'll never forget you, Lord Sanders. Now your watch is ended.


MUCH LITERATURE. SO CULTURED. WOW

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2420972 Your profile page is amazing. I learned so much about the world by clicking on it. God bless you.

Just found your Safe Space group, and I must say:

3.) No racism, sexism, or classism permitted beyond this point.

You forgot homophobic and Islamophobic... I'm disappointed in you, you pathetic excuse of a liberal zombie. They need to make you watch more CNN or Rachael Madcow, your training is faltering.

I'm rooting for you :heart:

Your absence is concerning me again. I hope you're okay.

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