I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

I write emo romance stories about Spike, listen to music that should have died with MySpace and play a lot of Final Fantasy 14. That's about it.

Admin for various groups, occasional vectorer of screenshots, and writes stories like Cubic Zirconia, among other things.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Happy, free, and glad to be me: a short FiM obsessed bisexual loli/foalcon clopping GIRL: yes, we do exist

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

I'm not dead yet.

Night-horse is not entertained.

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

Discord Devotee, Princess Worshipper, Mane Six Enthusiast, and somehow Sombra's Submissive.

If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

Edgar Deutschland!!!

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

I have done nothing productive all day and I have a Ko-Fi now!

Nuts.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

Retired writer and graphic artist.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

A totally normal, but awesome, human person.

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

I love Disney, reading, writing, and of course, PONIES! As an English major I hope to improve in my writing skills and can't wait to publish. In the meantime, I will be happy just to read what's here.

American Monarchist

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

He's just this guy, you know?

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

Does this look infected to you?

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here