Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

Admin for various groups, occasional vectorer of screenshots, and writes stories like Cubic Zirconia, among other things.

Pony Author, Writer of Foal Stories, Storyteller, Equestrian Analyzer and occasional Pony Artist. You can support the stories I tell on Patreon to get nice rewards or tip me on Ko-fi (LINKS BELOW).

Who let the dogs out?

Sometimes I take a good, long look at this fandom and contemplate about having gone down the wrong rabbit hole. Why, oh why did I not take the blue pill?

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

I'm a mouse! =)

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

This account is inactive.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Passionate writer that is still exploring new grounds. Trying out various schemes and writing styles. I hope you enjoy!

[shitposting loudly]

I like to make fun of poor people.

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

Non-GMO 100% Organic Gay

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!

Still idle, though.

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

Banned by request. See y'all around.

Heehee~

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

The Tomorrow King.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Writer and Project Lead for Then the Shadows Whisper, FiM Fiction Enthusiast and Reviewer, Lover of Ponies

loves tiaras.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

A downright delightful fellow.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

A groovy mystery, gang.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.