eyy b0ss ken i habe a pizzapls?

Kill me.

I'm ded lol. Fuck you, bronies.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Tasty tasty salt. Delicious.

Sometimes I take a good, long look at this fandom and contemplate about having gone down the wrong rabbit hole. Why, oh why did I not take the blue pill?

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Done.

This account is inactive.

I should be writing software right now, not fan fiction. The grammar rules are so much simpler.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!

I'm a dirty bitch.

Loving husband and proud daddy of two girls

I am but a humble servant to my dreams.

Why hello there...

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

"To become who you are meant to be. You must first accept your flaws, then make them into your strengths; only then, can you fully be who you are meant to be"

"Furion" to some, "Timber" to others, and "that gay deer guy" to at least one. Each is acceptable.

I like to make fun of poor people.

Good Night

May the floss be with you.

☭Join the Party☭

Commissions are closed until I can get my shit together. Or at least until I can gaslight myself into thinking I have my shit together. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!

I will rid the world of anime

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Mod 1 of 4 of The Diamond Cutters and general lover of reading. Genuinely enjoys and refers to Diamond Tiara as Best Filly.

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

I ship it like FedEx.

I really should update this crappy avatar. If you need some commissions done, check out my gallery on Tumblr or message me.

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold bye

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

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