I like writing stories but I'm also a kinky fetishistic loser, that's all you need to know really.

My name is Melody and I’m 15 years old.

What do people put here?

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

the most Despair and cringe worthy Account

Another guy working his butt off for not enough pay, but still loves to spoil his wife whenever he can, and spending time with his little girl.

No ‘Sensitivity Readers’ need apply.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

mwap

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

♦Gone fishin'♦

All is not lost; the unconquerable will, and study of revenge, immortal hate, and the courage never to submit or yield: and what else is not to be overcome?

Love dark fics? You're in the right place. I'm just your average British woman with a fascination for stories with dystopian futures and ponies. (Profile pic made by Pineapple-Nigiri on DA)

Whenever you feel sad, just remember somewhere in the world there's a dumb shit pushing a door that says pull.

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

I’m a feminist woman looking to write stories on a male dominated site. It’s an uphill battle but a satisfying one, only as long as I succeed.

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

Non-GMO 100% Organic Gay

Another one bites the dust.

A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

I'm a brony, Whovian, casual Star Trek fan, and a film geek with a collection of DVDs and Blu-Rays that numbers into the thousands combined. I'm a nerd for all seasons.

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

[shitposting loudly]

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Guess whose back?!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction