A totally relavent review of a four year old laughing stock of a game after two years of no reviews from me. This'll go great.

On the first day of Christmas,
I forgot to write the special! Fuck!
Well, that's my bad. I'll try to come up with something before the end of the day, but regardless, Merry Christmas!

Honor the tradition. Put a skeleton in your avatar for Halloween!

Like the title? It's something new I'm experimenting with for short reviews. Also, holy shit, Cynical's actually publishing another review, it must be the end times. This will have spoilers below the break.

First come, first serve. Heading to bed because it's late as hell, but whoever comments first gets the prize when I wake up.

Wow, this kinda snuck up on me. Thank you to all 200 of you who decided I was interesting enough to follow! Sorry for the lack of actual content, but I might be able to get back into reviewing in the next few months. :)

As usual, we Americans will be celebrating the anniversary of our country's independence with our favorite pastime: Blowing shit up!

Dear CIA, this is sarcasm, do not raid my house please.