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lord_steak


Another guy working his butt off for not enough pay, but still loves to spoil his wife whenever he can, and spending time with his little girl.

Apr
19th
2019

First Launch · 1:41am Apr 19th, 2019

M’ rocketship-obsessed 3.5-year old experienced her first model rocket launch this late afternoon. After m’ wife got home from work, we took six of the thirteen readied rockets out, to give the launch pad its maiden launch as well as kick off a new era of model rocketry in m’ family. M’ wife suggested a field beside our church’s parking lot.

While setting up, m’ daughter picked up the rockets and asked us to count down for “blast-off,” and pretended to fly them around.

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Mar
28th
2019

A whole decade · 1:37am Mar 28th, 2019

Tomorrow’s special.

28 March 2009, at 2:30pm, m’ wife and I tied the knot. Hard to believe it’s already been that long...and yet, it’s so permanent in m’ brain that I, quite literally, cannot imagine life without her at all. It’s one of precious few things I’ve done where I can honestly say I have no doubts in the least that this was right decision.

Here’s to the next ten.

Jul
16th
2018

Still hate Paddy? Imagine this is him singing his story. · 12:12am Jul 16th, 2018

The Dubliners - The Sick Note

Thought some of you would enjoy this.

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Apr
17th
2018

To alter to meet newly canon things, or not? · 8:41am Apr 17th, 2018

It appears Trixie's real father has been identified, courtesy of this last episode. Kinda makes me wonder if she’s the result of an special-”private-performance”-after-a-show or some such. But anyways....

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Mar
6th
2018

An idea that popped into m' head · 1:46pm Mar 6th, 2018

I don’t think anybody’s done something with Doki Doki Literature Club! and ponies yet...could have the EqG Mane 7 stream the game and have their reactions to the :applejackconfused::fluttercry::pinkiegasp::rainbowhuh::fluttershbad::fluttershyouch: sort of gameplay, as well as any “viewers” of their stream. For those of you who aren’t familiar with said game...it looks cute and bubbly and happy, but they weren’t kidding whatsoever with their warning:

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Jan
26th
2018

Moments that make a guy feel like a schmuck · 7:46am Jan 26th, 2018

Saw that I somehow managed to “unpublish” the first chapter of Rarity Gets Caught. :pinkiegasp::derpyderp1::rainbowhuh::facehoof: It’s been set back out there....

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Jan
1st
2018

Audio assists in editing · 3:11am Jan 1st, 2018

I’ve been going back through Rarity Gets Caught, patching up grammatical slip-ups that snuck past. I’ve also been dealing with continuity breaks, and some wording that was unclear. A few lines were also improved; prime example was Rarity standing over Salazzle, snapping about that Rapidash wasn’t for sharing...yes, you were right; it was lampshading the whole thing (you know who you are). Much better line now.

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Dec
21st
2017

So...new tagging system? · 3:14am Dec 21st, 2017

I’m not sure what to do with it. Still the 9 tag limit, but the former checkboxes now count as a tag, instead of just a head’s-up warning. Thus there’s no real way for me to get most of these things down to 9 “tags,” especially with needing to tag “profanity,” violence,” and/or “death” as needed in nearpy all of them...heck, only Making Up a Bedtime Story and A Party For...Divorce? are the only two that won’t call for at least one of those three. Most of the others will need at

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Sep
11th
2017

100 Likes! Woo! · 11:38pm Sep 11th, 2017

It's a milestone, small potatoes to some, but it's good to get into the triple digits for somebody who liked one of m' stories! :raritystarry::pinkiehappy: Guess I did okay.

Still not sure what to write next...the last part of the triology just isn't coming off m' fingers, nor is enjoyable to write. Thoughts?

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Aug
28th
2017

A toddler's altruism · 12:50am Aug 28th, 2017

Having breakfast for dinner! Bacon and eggs! :pinkiehappy: Tonight m’ daughter had bacon for the first time. And she made happy sounds. Many happy sounds. After finishing off what I gave her, she walked back up to me and signed “more” (tapping fingertips together). So I gave her more bacon with a smile. She ripped it in half and gave half of it to the dog right there. :fluttershysad: After eating the second bit, she signed for “more” again. Handed her more bacon. She then tore

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