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The Cynical Brony


"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

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Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and welcome to my page! I do various things, like review episodes and fan fics of MLP, write an on going comedy, and give advice for life. If you like the Nostalgia Critic, than I recommend my main series, "The Cynical Brony". If you're into three-way analysis, Turnabout Reviews is for you! For those that want pure, unedited, actual opinions, head over to "The Chopping Block". I also give recommendations for fantastic stories on FiM Fiction right below.
Now, enough about the shows I have, and I guess I can give you a vague biography. I was born on November 22nd, I'm a huge Doctor Who, Gravity Falls, MLP, and Walking Dead fan, and I've been a snarky asshole since I was 9. I review things, mostly MLP related, with heavy inspiration from The Nostalgia Critic, Atop the 4th Wall, and others. As you'll learn from "The Cynical Brony", I'm a bit of a music fan. Well, go and either check my shows out, read one of the stories I recommend, or whatever else you want to do. I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to!
Oh, BTW, ENFP, if you're looking for personality type.

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  • Asylum When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right? by Daemon of Decay 191,704 words · 58,843 views · 4,617 likes · 105 dislikes
  • My Little Dashie What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box? by ROBCakeran53 12,524 words · 513,622 views · 12,306 likes · 819 dislikes
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  • The Twilight Sparkle Zone Running parallel to this world of magic and wonder, there is a Seventh Dimension. A Dimension known only as "The Twilight Sparkle Zone." by Matthais Unidostres 18,915 words · 656 views · 27 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Lost Tribe Twilight and her friends enjoy a relaxing day at the beach, when Rainbow Dash has a startling encounter that leads to an exciting undersea adventure. Featured on Equestria Daily on 09/28/2012 by Mike Dugan 15,734 words · 11,742 views · 328 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 36,610 words · 73,787 views · 6,936 likes · 109 dislikes
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The Cynical Brony: Episode 21: "The Cutie Map Review" · 11:56pm Jul 26th, 2015

Hey guys, it's me. Sorry this one took so long, but I hope you enjoy! Just a quick note: I make several jokes about communism, but to my communist followers, please realize that they are directed at the tyrants who abused the system, not those who use it. I simply dislike the system, and this episode gave me plenty of opportunities to make such jabs. If it's any sort of consolation, I'll quite happily do the same to capitalism when I eventually review Rainbow Rocks. Anyways, without

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Eh, I gave up keeping grudges a long time ago. It's healthier not to. Besides, a fair number of my friendships have started by getting into massive arguments.

Hey, Cyn? I don't have any hard feelings towards you after today's discussion, but if you harbor any for me, then I totally understand. I know that I can be pretty difficult.

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As a side note, MLP: The Movie got bad reviews from critics. Someone should have told ProMonarchyGenius that those reviews only present the opinions of whoever wrote them. And I mean that literally. It is only their opinion that the movie sucks, the same as it is only the bronies' opinion that the movie rocks. He wrote two blogs on it, and one of them even goes as far as making similar remarks about Fantasia and Batman Returns, where the same rule (i.e. the rule that not everyone has to like it) applies.

LINKS: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/765481/psa-dont-listen-to-what-big-name-critics-say-about-my-little-pony-the-movie - https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/765905/psa-the-success-of-my-little-pony-the-movie-and-the-underperformance-of-blade-runner-2049-is-proof-that-big-name-critics-dont-matter

thank you for the watch :pinkiehappy:

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A little unexpected, but I'm glad to hear you began anew. Hope things continue to go well!

Hello. Over a year ago, you and HopeForTheFew gave me a start to making me the calmer, more mature man I now strive to be and pray to keep coming across as. I'd like to thank you two for defending me whenever I do something that I would like to think I am doing, and I would like to think that I am good things. Both of you have seen the good and the bad of me and HopeForTheFew in particular is a guy I can count on to help me keep the bad stuff out of my personality.

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Can't complain. I'm graduating high school in June and plan to study in Seattle so things a pretty good. And you can still join the group. We have an open discord where we just hang out and fool around, if that's your kinda thing.

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I was mainly asking because our folders are opening soon, and as the group grows our team is gonna have to grow. We stand at 11 right now.

2431833 Hey mate, how've you been? I'm willing to join but I can't promise reviews, since I haven't done one in ages.

Even if you left, the memes would still be here. Memes don't die, they just fade away.

Hi there old friend. You may not remember me because of the name change (I used to be Man on the Moon, if you recall that user). That's not what I'm here for. Would you like to review for a group, or are you the type who likes to fly solo? If you'd like to join and review for a group, I may have the one for you, if not, I'll take me and my memes elswere.

2422635 Thank you for the follow too.

thank you fro the follow:pinkiehappy:

Ech. (And I'm out the rabbit hole)

2365531 Merry Christmas, and a happy new year to you too! :pinkiehappy:

Merry Christmas!

And a happy new year!

Thanks a lot for favoriting it, big fan of yours!

Celebration music:

This is just a formality at this point, but...

Thanks for the favorite on Deja vu! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much!

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