Sunday: Write fan fiction on laptop in coffee shop, let everypony at said coffee shop know that I am typing stories on a laptop

Monday: Sneak into zoo and learn to become one with the chimps

Tuesday: Hunt for lost gold in random place in the world (it belongs in a museum!)

Wednesday: Star in multi-million dollar film about a hairstylist with a checkered past who battles corrupt barbers who want to control everypony's mane color. (working title: Dye Hard)

Thursday: Take part in occult ritual where I sacrifice cheese to the dairy gods.

Friday: Visit my secret family in the northern nation of Trotholm.

Saturday: Embark on music career where I strive to achieve success, win fame overnight, struggle to balance fame, fortune and family, lose it all in a single show, and slowly fade into obscurity

I mainly like to delve in epic adventures and casual comedies. In fact, I always include some degree of comedy in my stories. And of course some romance never hurt.

I'll accept any request (even the most ludicrous shipping) and am open to collaboration!

Also, feel free to chat with me whenever you want, and I will try my best not to come into your home at night for uncomfortably close cuddling respond to you as soon as possible.

Thanks for visiting my user page! And next time don't track mud on the floor!

Favorite bands: The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Genesis, The Doors, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Simon & Garfunkel, Rush, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Green Day, Rammstein, Disturbed, Godsmack, etc.

Favorite films (in no particular order): Star Wars, 007, The Matrix, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dumb and Dumber, Scarface, Caddyshack, The Great Escape, Enter the Dragon, Napoleon Dynamite, etc.

Interests: Music, Writing, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Anime, History, Astrology, Acting, Boats, etc.

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Meet Stratocaster. Author by day and rockstar by night, he is a pony of many interests. He is a bit quirky by nature and sometimes even downright awkward. But nonetheless, Stratocaster is as friendly as any pony and lives to entertain.