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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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About me:

No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.
Oscar Wilde

Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
Kurt Vonnegut


I write about cute little ponies having dirty secrets and a surprisingly large set of mental ilnesses. I also wrote that story about a bat pony buying socks which ended up in the featured box. I'm still trying to figure out how it happened.

Age: 28
Timezone: GMT+1
Best pony: Rainbow Dash, Maud Pie, Vinyl Scratch
Best filly: Scootaloo, Twist, Silver Spoon, Babs Seed
Best colt: Umm... Rumble?
Best princess: Luna
Best human: Sunset Shimmer
Best OC: Littlepip
Best bat: Mosina

Dec
11th
2018

I don't even have snow yet, but it's time for a Christmas fic. · 11:09pm Last Tuesday

Well, at least it's not November 10th (when the Christmas chapter of It's the End of the World as We Know It was posted last year). But then, people's been faving Christmas fics in the middle of Summer, so I guess it's time for Berry Punch showing off her barrel tricks...

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You're welcome :twilightsmile:

Thanks for the watch!

I embrace the story coaster.... mostly the plot holes... yeah.................................................. *I do not know how to end this?*

Hey, buddy! How ya doin'? Got time for a random survey? If so, then splendid! Answer the follow questions below.

-On a hot dog or hamburger, do you prefer ketchup, mustard, or both?

-I don’t know anything about your personal life, but I assume you are always on a tight and exhausting schedule that leaves you feeling stressfully tired. With that in mind, how much would you be willing to pay for an extra hour of sleep in the morning?

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

-What is your favorite season? (As in winter, spring, summer, and autumn)

-Congratulations! It’s your birthday! Even if it isn’t, I’m still going to give you a present in the form of a giant mech suit! Which one would you like?

Death Egg Robot (Sonic the Hedgehog): Want a mech suit with a charming cartoony style? Then look no further than the Death Egg Robot. The Death Egg Robot is a large mech suit that comes with the ability to fly along with rotating drill-like claws that can be launched. Comes with the option for lasers and can take some punishment, though its ground speed is a bit slow.
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Metal Face Mechon Suit (Xenoblade Chronicles): Want something really cool that will intimidate your enemies? A bit of a tight fit, but this mech suit has ultra smooth and precise controls, and is very powerful. The Metal Face Mechon Suit comes with strong and sharp claw hands, a powerful laser cannon, is capable of long distance flight, and is made of extremely strong and durable metal. Also comes with a cool voice.
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Megazord (Power Rangers): Do you have friends and want something to do together with them? Then this is the mech suit for you. This Megazord is made of several different robots that is completely customizable with all sorts of looks, styles, and weapons. Not to mention it’s huge! Requires multiple people to operate, as well as effective teamwork, coordination, and communication.
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Armored Personnel Unit (The Matrix): While it may not protect the person controlling the mech suit, this Armored Personnel Unit is perfect for those who are very gun-happy and favor smooth controls.
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