• Member Since 21st May, 2013
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I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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About me:

No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.
Oscar Wilde

Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
Kurt Vonnegut

I write about cute little ponies having dirty secrets and a surprisingly large set of mental ilnesses. I also wrote that story about a bat pony buying socks which ended up in the featured box. I'm still trying to figure out how it happened.

Age: 27
Timezone: GMT+1
Best pony: Rainbow Dash, Maud Pie, Vinyl Scratch
Best filly: Scootaloo, Twist, Silver Spoon, Babs Seed
Best colt: Umm... Rumble?
Best princess: Luna
Best human: Sunset Shimmer
Best OC: Littlepip
Best bat: Mosina


Character guide (extended version) · 10:14pm February 11th

Complete with pictures and over 50 characters that showed up in the story (sometimes briefly; I wonder if anyone remembers Rose Heart). Anyway, here it is:

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Thank you for joining the 1980s Group!

I hope you have a great time :twilightsmile:

I just wanna say: your short bio made me kek... and makes me want to play Kingdom Hearts. I dunno if I should love you for making me want to play that or hate you for distracting me from writing.

Thank you for favouriting "This is the Last Train Car", and the watching.

I started to write another one, but it's waiting for its turn.

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