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"I'm starting to believe you don't have a heart." – some author, after a review of his fic.

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About me:

No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.
Oscar Wilde

Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
Kurt Vonnegut

I write about cute little ponies having dirty secrets and a surprisingly large set of mental ilnesses. I also wrote that story about a bat pony buying socks which ended up in the featured box. I'm still trying to figure out how it happened.

Age: 27
Timezone: GMT+1
Best pony: Rainbow Dash, Maud Pie, Vinyl Scratch
Best filly: Scootaloo, Twist, Silver Spoon, Babs Seed
Best colt: Umm... Rumble?
Best princess: Luna
Best human: Sunset Shimmer
Best OC: Littlepip
Best bat: Mosina

Sleepless and its sequels:

  • Sleepless There's nothing wrong with Diamond Tiara. She just can't sleep at night. There's nothing wrong with her... by Samey90 36,705 words · 2,914 views · 201 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Thirsty Struck by grief after her daughter's death, Berry Punch tries to overcome her alcoholism. by Samey90 4,370 words · 1,367 views · 50 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Elektrichka On a train at night, anything can happen. by Samey90 1,786 words · 643 views · 41 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Children of Equestria Diamond Tiara and Babs Seed did a lot of bad things in their lives. Now they have to deal with the consequences of their actions. by Samey90 43,918 words · 1,018 views · 75 likes · 4 dislikes

My other stories that are awesome too:

  • A Kingdom Divided For many years, Elements of Harmony were responsible for keeping peace in Equestria. But sometimes, magic of friendship is not enough... by Samey90 141,906 words · 2,172 views · 109 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Of Rocks and Wubs A story about a unicorn DJ and a grey earth pony... Who is not a cellist. by Samey90 2,312 words · 1,836 views · 147 likes · 3 dislikes
  • First Bat's Problems Bat ponies are supposed to be scary... Aren't they? by Samey90 1,478 words · 7,132 views · 804 likes · 9 dislikes

I looked up the destruction of Thunderzords on youtube · 8:31pm October 6th

I swear, this CGI looked a bit more convincing back in the 1990s. Also, most of the comments are either about Kimberly's boobs or Jason who'd never let that happen (the destruction, not the boobs). Seems that all fandoms are the same...

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Thank you for favouriting "This is the Last Train Car", and the watching.

I started to write another one, but it's waiting for its turn.

Will there be another "Well, This is Awkward"? Or has that series died off now?

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