• Member Since 21st May, 2013
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I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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About me:

No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.
Oscar Wilde

Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
Kurt Vonnegut

I write about cute little ponies having dirty secrets and a surprisingly large set of mental ilnesses. I also wrote that story about a bat pony buying socks which ended up in the featured box. I'm still trying to figure out how it happened.

Age: 30
Timezone: GMT+1
Best pony: Rainbow Dash, Maud Pie, Vinyl Scratch
Best filly: Scootaloo, Twist, Silver Spoon, Babs Seed
Best colt: Umm... Rumble?
Best princess: Luna
Best human: Sunset Shimmer
Best OC: Littlepip
Best bat: Mosina


Sleepless - Chinese translation · 11:11pm February 2nd

Thanks to MLM who worked on it for almost a year, we can now enjoy the Chinese translation of Sleepless. Make sure to check it out :pinkiehappy:

Report Samey90 · 54 views · Story: Sleepless ·
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Huh, I haven't seen you in a while...


By the way the picture about the story coaster and the one below about writing advice... :rainbowlaugh: I like them!

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