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"I'm starting to believe you don't have a heart." – some author, after a review of his fic.

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About me:

No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.
Oscar Wilde

Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
Kurt Vonnegut

I write about cute little ponies having dirty secrets and a surprisingly large set of mental ilnesses. I also wrote that story about a bat pony buying socks which ended up in the featured box. I'm still trying to figure out how it happened.

Age: 27
Timezone: GMT+1
Best pony: Rainbow Dash, Maud Pie, Vinyl Scratch
Best filly: Scootaloo, Twist, Silver Spoon, Babs Seed
Best colt: Umm... Rumble?
Best princess: Luna
Best human: Sunset Shimmer
Best OC: Littlepip
Best bat: Mosina

Sleepless and its sequels:

  • Sleepless There's nothing wrong with Diamond Tiara. She just can't sleep at night. There's nothing wrong with her... by Samey90 36,705 words · 3,007 views · 206 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Thirsty Struck by grief after her daughter's death, Berry Punch tries to overcome her alcoholism. by Samey90 4,370 words · 1,387 views · 52 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Elektrichka On a train at night, anything can happen. by Samey90 1,786 words · 686 views · 44 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Children of Equestria Diamond Tiara and Babs Seed did a lot of bad things in their lives. Now they have to deal with the consequences of their actions. by Samey90 43,918 words · 1,063 views · 76 likes · 4 dislikes

My other stories that are awesome too:

  • A Kingdom Divided For many years, Elements of Harmony were responsible for keeping peace in Equestria. But sometimes, magic of friendship is not enough... by Samey90 141,906 words · 2,247 views · 111 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Of Rocks and Wubs A story about a unicorn DJ and a grey earth pony... Who is not a cellist. by Samey90 2,312 words · 1,872 views · 149 likes · 3 dislikes
  • First Bat's Problems Bat ponies are supposed to be scary... Aren't they? by Samey90 1,478 words · 7,246 views · 809 likes · 9 dislikes

50 stories... · 11:19pm Last Thursday

... and, to top that, over a million published words. Nice for someone who didn't want to write fics at first...
And now, let me introduce #50:

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Thank you for joining the 1980s Group!

I hope you have a great time :twilightsmile:

I just wanna say: your short bio made me kek... and makes me want to play Kingdom Hearts. I dunno if I should love you for making me want to play that or hate you for distracting me from writing.

Thank you for favouriting "This is the Last Train Car", and the watching.

I started to write another one, but it's waiting for its turn.

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