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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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About me:

No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.
Oscar Wilde

Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
Kurt Vonnegut


I write about cute little ponies having dirty secrets and a surprisingly large set of mental ilnesses. I also wrote that story about a bat pony buying socks which ended up in the featured box. I'm still trying to figure out how it happened.

Age: 30
Timezone: GMT+1
Best pony: Rainbow Dash, Maud Pie, Vinyl Scratch
Best filly: Scootaloo, Twist, Silver Spoon, Babs Seed
Best colt: Umm... Rumble?
Best princess: Luna
Best human: Sunset Shimmer
Best OC: Littlepip
Best bat: Mosina

Sep
14th
2020

New chapter tomorrow · 8:37pm September 14th

Until then, here's a little sneak peek:

“This reminds me,” the captain said. “Why’d I need a halfling cleric on my ship?”

“Ballast,” Gmork suggested.

“Your crew may need spiritual advice,” Gray Mouser replied. 

The captain furrowed his eyebrows, looking at the cleric’s black robe. “What god are you a cleric of?” 

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Cool:twilightsmile:

By the way the picture about the story coaster and the one below about writing advice... :rainbowlaugh: I like them!

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I usually follow people who I think have something interesting to say, be it their blogs, stories, or comment activity. That'd be it, I guess :twilightsmile:

Thank you:twilightsmile:

Now I am a bit curious I admit, how did I earned it? You seem to have a lot of followers and not following so much people, I am curious how I got the honour? :pinkiesmile:

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