• Member Since 21st May, 2013
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I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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About me:

No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.
Oscar Wilde

Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
Kurt Vonnegut

That is the fatality of our social development - in some eras, greatness can be achieved only through deviation and madness. Thereafter, art is no more.

I write about cute little ponies having dirty secrets and a surprisingly large set of mental ilnesses. I also wrote that story about a bat pony buying socks which ended up in the featured box. I'm still trying to figure out how it happened.

Age: 32
Timezone: GMT+1


Okay, hear me out · 7:49pm 11 hours ago

Human Maud Pie never got over her goth phase and learns languages instead of going to therapy. Or some colour schemes just work better than others.

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Hey, I was wondering do you do request

Fine :twilightsmile: I have a few suspects, who must be really bored, I guess.

How have you been?
And damn, someone is stalking and down voting every comment. 😆

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