There's only one way to deal with an undead dairymancer.
Thanks to many on Discord for inspiration and brainstorming.
I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: Sock/No!)
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Unfortunately, trap didn't catch on in Equestria...
According to Sock, this is an intentional sign of suspect historicity. Hopefully. (Though I could definitely see somepony inventing Muppets.)
Is that abnormal relative to normal paranormal readings, or paranormal when compared to normal abnormal readings?
And yes, it was clearly a mistake to tell you not to do this. Brilliant madness, especially the clever inclusions like the last adventure of Daring Do. Thank/curse you for it.
Now that was a gouda story—they certainly don't get any cheddar than this. Absolutely brielliant!
Let's be real; that last one is what pushed Twilight over the edge.
Yah, when Sprout calls you out, you have a problem.
I forgive the final line's feghoot, because it also works as a matador-style double plot twist, doesn't it?
At least one of these examples is correct--nothing like eating some nachos while watching a zebra and a breezie fight to the death, after all!
Personally, I like to think it wasn't actually the obvious pony implied here, but rather a cosplaying superfan in over her head.
And I'm betting Sprout currently wishes that he didn't.
Wait, are fans seriously still debating that? I'd pretty much forgotten it entirely, it was that much of a non-event for me.
I see Sprout still hasn't learned tact. I...honestly don't know why I expected him to have, but yet here we are.
Honestly, I would've too.
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Whoops! Fixed the extra "lab!"
Thanks for the comment, and I love the Daring Do idea.
OK, so Zipp somehow revived Pinkie’s evil child through a nacho cheese machine, and he was defeated by eating him though nachos.
Yeah, that seems about accurate with what else I’ve read.
I think my favorite joke has to be Izzy’s below average subtlety. Even though Hitch should be dating Zipp, unless polygamy is a thing in Equestria now.
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Oh, I run the HitchZipp group. Izzy's just that oblivious.
I was not prepared for this. Especially the third one's title.
The dialogue is amazing. And I love your characterisation of Zipp here.
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I’m going to assume this got her arrested at some point.
11169545 Maybe Izzy is just trying to hook up with Hitch to get to Zipp to continue the 𝓘𝔃𝔃𝔂 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓫𝓸𝔀 moment.
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Ripp Pipp
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hashtag sequel hook...?
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Thanks!
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LOL
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Yeah, I put those two together myself...
Pipp doing sex recordings? Oh my stars...
Izzy is just...Izzy. Don't ask, it'll only confuse...
Good job!!
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"...but rather a cosplaying superfan in over her head..."
HIS head. Because Quibble Pants is Quibble Pants, and as retentive as he is, he would do this just to prove to somepony a particular obscure story point...
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Ah, but the story's text makes it clear that it was a mare. So unless Quibble had a pretty extensive sex change at some point...
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Nah. All ya gotta do is know a Princess...
And you gotta REALLY pay attention to the pelvis if you want to know what the original equipment option was...
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Right, the G5 ponies were going off of skeletal remains, so...either it was some other mare (or just Daring herself), or Quibble had one pretty extensive sex change at some point.
Which would probably be a bit of a story in of itself, honestly.
Boy did this story through me into a washer. That was just puniliscious :)
Bru🙌
is this the Child of Pinky pie and Cheese Sandwich?
Okay you're not wrong about him.
called it.
it was probably just for the library.