Zipp researches aerodynamics. Pippsqueaks get a completely wrong idea about it.
Preread by AtomicClop and Cinder Vel
Art by Grapefruit-Face
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Samey90
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
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This was hilarious in multiple ways and I love it. Bravo samey, bravo!
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SOCK NO!!
AKA How Many Innuendos and Sexual Metaphors Can I Fit in One Story?
I hearby dub thee Marty McPipp then.
I'm still trying to decide whether or not Zipp's really that oblivious, or if she's trolling, because every now and then she makes a comment that makes me think she totally understands the underlying innuendos of it all, but is just not commenting directly on it.
That was fucking brilliant and I loved it. :D So much innuendo and my god but Zipp is dense. :D
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Glad to see you back you beautiful bastard.
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Denser than her mother's rear?
Maybe TheHottestStuffInTown can entertain her fans with a Sally Rand dance.
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There's gonna be more
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Zipp: *slaps Pipp's butt* This filly can hold so much innuendo in her!
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She's probably at least somewhat aware of the innuendo, but frustrating Pipp is much funnier.
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Only neutron stars are denser than Haven's butt, but Zipp is close.
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The kingdom would never be the same after that.
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Welcome back
...and an additional 1,441 needed an emergeny electrolyte IV due to severe dehydration from being so thirsty.
Also I hope Zipp double-checked her maths.
(Billneigh - ZippBlend)
Comedy is hard.
well. dirty
...
on the one hand, Zipp, just how dense are you?
on the other, this put my sides into orbit
ROFL 🤣
Was not ready for that but damn was that a fun story to read.
I need this gif in my life xD
Now I wonder if I know author or they are Russian. That expression is a rare reference to half-forgotten joke. I had had my paws\hooves in popularizing it
GOOD line there. Laughed like crazy.
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Definitely denser than air.
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As hard as Haven's ass.
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Hopefully the socks are clean.
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This joke is also known in Poland
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Ripp Pipp...
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I didn't read the user name, lol. Need more covfefe.
I knew already that you know it. We even might have discussed this in comments on another story.
Oh Lord, the implications...
I feel like it would be simpler if Zipp just reinvented the Wonderbolts flightsuit, but then the whole premise of this story couldn't happen. All told, delightful madness throughout. Thank you for it.
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I guess Zipp will get there, eventually (Pipp may not survive the sight of her sister in tight spandex, though).
Glorious. You got several genuine cackles out of me.
It’s hard to tell if Zipp is just totally oblivious to double entendre or if she’s cemented her unique brand as a “cute nerd livestreamer”
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Thanks
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Your avatar is basically Sunny's reaction to Zipp in socks... Also, Zipp knows what double entendre is (she read about it in a book).
This was hilarious.
RIP Milfchaser 69
Oh my GOD. That was f
ing fantastic. You got so many laughs outta me.
I love the contrast between Zipp's and Pipp's streams. And OH MY GOD THUNDER!
FAVED.
I sorta knew where this was going-- uncomfortable territory for me in most situations, honestly-- but I don't at all regret giving it a read.
Zipp is honestly adorable, and I love it. To be honest the characters all feel a little "off", but I understand it's a comedy and the premise is inherently a bit silly in the first place. Could honestly do without the cusswords in my opinion, but to be fair a lot of the jokes just wouldn't have worked with clean language, and honestly I think that's one of the only valid reasons to have them in there-- and one of the best.
I have more thoughts I could share, but it's mostly me hanging on to the characters and personal feelings on the comedy. I don't want this to come off as negative though, I honestly enjoyed the fic, so I'll keep it to myself. Hard to talk about good comedy, you know?
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He'll forever be in our hearts or something.
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Thanks
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I'm currently writing a longer fic with (somewhat) less silly versions of Pipp and Zipp, but yeah, this one was exaggerated for comedic effect. Also, one could say Haven is watching Pipp's career with great interest...
Socks to be you pipp lol. Zipp such a tease
THEY RULE THE CITY WHY DO THEY NEED DONATIONS
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Perhaps Haven wants them to earn money by themselves. Or it goes to charity.
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Lol. I suppose.
This story is groovy.
Fuck NFTS.
I think we all know where this is leading to: a sequel with furtight bodysuits.
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Now this would get Pipp a lot of viewers.
11863288 And Zipp could decrease her drag factor even further.
Pipp might also need to visit the restroom again, because, err, her bladder would get squeezed by the tight clothing and she'd have to... relieve herself of the pressure within.