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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Sep
8th
2018

Did some edits on The Great Barn Robbery · 9:06pm September 8th

Does anyone remember this story? Yeah, didn't think so. 2014 me should probably credit 2018 me as an editor. The guy's punctuation and paragraphs were way off, not to mention the annoying habit of leaving dialogue untagged. I got confused about who's saying what and I wrote this fic...

Also, for the record, we're still not talking about my first story. Not touching this one or else I'd probably rewrite it to be about 50k words long. Which I don't have time for.

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Aug
30th
2018

A bunch of trivia · 6:18pm August 30th

So, a while ago, I promised you (well, I definitely promised someone – it may have been on Discord) to share some trivia about It's the End of the World as We Know It. Compiling the list took a while, mostly due to my legendary procrastination skills, but finally, here it is:

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Aug
28th
2018

Fic #60 is up... · 9:42pm August 28th

... and it's Equestria Girls porn because that's what I finished first :rainbowlaugh:

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Enjoy nevertheless :twilightsmile:

Aug
21st
2018

I wrote a new fic... · 9:30pm August 21st

... which wasn't any of the fics I planned before – I wrote a new one from scratch, because why not.

TCarnivored
Gabby and Gallus go on a quest to find something to eat. Unfortunately for them, citizens of Ponyville seem to have completely different ideas about food.
Samey90 · 4.3k words  ·  257  16 · 2.2k views

Mildly amusing fact: the working short description was "Gabby looks for meat", but I realised in time how it sounded.

Aug
8th
2018

Getting featured on your birthday... · 6:09pm August 8th

... is watching an endless stream of notifications on both fimfiction and facebook. Not that I complain. Also, I wrote a new story, but you've probably already seen it:

TAll the Happy Little Reunions
Trixie comes back to Ponyville only to find out that it's not quite as she remembers it.
Samey90 · 5.6k words  ·  143  13 · 1.6k views

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Aug
5th
2018

Well, that's an appropriate amount of views · 9:36pm August 5th

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Jun
29th
2018

Samey reads Shadowbolts: "You're Mine" by Ghostly Light · 10:06pm June 29th

Those of you who know me probably noticed that I like Shadowbolts. Paradoxically, the vague characterisation they got in the movie makes them perfect characters to write, discovering and developing their personalities (in other words, you can make shit up as much as you want). Some authors can do that better (sadly, at least two of them don't write that much anymore), some can't. And this is where I got the idea to review a couple of Shadowbolts stories to see some different

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Jun
22nd
2018

Starlight Glimmer (Finally) Loses It - Review · 9:28pm June 22nd

That's Starlight before the drink (art by Deltauraart)

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Jun
11th
2018

New story · 10:00pm June 11th

I write like crazy, these days. Though probably not as crazy as Starlight.

TStarlight Glimmer (Finally) Loses It
Starlight spends a lonely night in her office, thinking about her life and its purpose.
Samey90 · 2.6k words  ·  45  5 · 740 views
May
31st
2018

Obligatory hype blog · 9:06pm May 31st


Hmm, to think about it, if I took a more recent screencap, I'd catch a fic called GHOST BLOWJOB right above mine. Not bad at all :pinkiehappy:

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