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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Jun
11th
2018

New story · 10:00pm 6 days ago

I write like crazy, these days. Though probably not as crazy as Starlight.

TStarlight Glimmer (Finally) Loses It
Starlight spends a lonely night in her office, thinking about her life and its purpose.
Samey90 · 2.6k words  ·  33  4 · 483 views
May
31st
2018

Obligatory hype blog · 9:06pm May 31st


Hmm, to think about it, if I took a more recent screencap, I'd catch a fic called GHOST BLOWJOB right above mine. Not bad at all :pinkiehappy:

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May
30th
2018

Bet you haven't seen that coming (at least not in the next two years) · 9:51pm May 30th

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May
23rd
2018

Fifth Fimfic Anniversary · 9:47pm May 23rd

Well, actually it was two days ago, but still. In case you wonder, I wasn't very active in the period between May (when I made an account) and August (when I posted a first story) though my faves from that period indicate that I've been reading fics no one remembers about these days. In case you wonder, this is my first faved story on fimfic, exactly five years and two days ago:

TCMC Alcoholics 2: Next Stop, Canterlot!
Our three heroes go on a trip to Canterlot to visit Sweetie Belle's family. While there, they discover that even Canterlot ponies can have a stash of delicious cider. What could possibly go wrong?
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May
17th
2018

Limelight - Russian translation · 7:18pm May 17th

Вкус лайма, translated by FoxcubRandy, edited by ColdSky. Just like in case of My Roommate is a Murderer, I find Russian oddly fitting the plot :twilightsmile:

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May
3rd
2018

And we're off · 8:22pm May 3rd

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Fasten your seatbelts, kids, we're going for a ride.

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May
3rd
2018

I'm back... · 7:20pm May 3rd

... with the Equestria Girls stories, anyway. This time we'll be revisiting a certain unexpected hit of mine that will soon turn two years old:

TThe Safest Space
Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna receive a petition from their students.
Samey90 · 1.9k words  ·  147  8 · 1.9k views

Why is that, you may wonder. Well, I decided to sell the manuscript and donate the money to The Clinton Foundation finally found the inspiration for a sequel. Which, in turn, should appear soon. Stay tuned.

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Apr
25th
2018

Feature + reading · 9:01pm April 25th

Well, my Fluttershy story was featured for about 24 hours, but given that my last feature was in August 2016, I'm pretty happy with it. Also, it didn't take long before ScarlettBlade made a reading of it:

Check it out, it's great :pinkiehappy:

Apr
23rd
2018

I just realised... · 8:18pm April 23rd

... that technically the last story of mine that could count as a clopfic was Springtime for Shimmer. and that it was in 2016. So tonight, dear readers, we're getting a clopfic. More exactly, something of an "it had to be done" kind.

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Apr
13th
2018

A new story appeared · 11:12pm April 13th

It has Limestone Pie :twilightsmile:

TLimelight
Limestone Pie enjoys the Friday night.
Samey90 · 2.2k words  ·  41  1 · 314 views

More are to come...

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