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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Nov
18th
2023

Death and Taxes - reading · 9:44pm Nov 18th, 2023

Skijarama made a brilliant reading of my recent story Death and Taxes. Go, check it out!

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Nov
13th
2023

G5 is (sadly) dead · 10:57pm Nov 13th, 2023

Beware, science ahead.

Frequent Derpibooru visitors may have notice that after every Tell Your Tale episode, the frontpage gets flooded with pics. Well, one could say that's a proof that the title of this blog is clickbait (it is), since apparently there's a lot of activity in the fandom.

Well, yes, but actually no.

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Sep
23rd
2023

Sunset Shimmer Day · 3:05pm Sep 23rd, 2023

Since Sock and me got featured on Equestria Daily (again), I'd like to remind that I have some Sunset Shimmer fics that are probably not EqD-friendly:

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Have fun!

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Sep
11th
2023

Time to cook · 9:12pm Sep 11th, 2023

Today on the menu: Equestria Girls and Maltese cuisine.

TStuffat tal-Fenek
Fleur, Frosty Orange, and Alizarin Bubblegum make a traditional Maltese dish.
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Aug
10th
2023

I keep forgetting to post this · 8:20pm Aug 10th, 2023

My birthday was on 8th August, and I'm now officially as old as Jesus. Coincidentally, I bought sandals a few weeks ago, time to perform miracles (I may start by reviving the Redheart fics).
Also, the yinzer brony made groups for Sleepless fics and A Kingdom Divided fics. Check them out here:
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Jul
18th
2023

New collab · 9:57pm Jul 18th, 2023

TThe Daughter from Donkistan
Diamond Tiara was having a good morning. Then her mother dropped dead. Then things got weird.
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SockPuppet and I wrote a new collab fic – a tragicomedic rollercoaster of emotions featuring the one and only Diamond Tiara, her friends and family, and Silver Spoon. Fasten your seatbelts and check it out :moustache:

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Jun
25th
2023

Interesting... · 8:02pm Jun 25th, 2023

First a trashy submersible with billionaires onboard goes missing and winds up destroyed, then Russia goes full Russia on Russia, escalating quickly and ending abruptly.
Something tells me that this season of Planet Earth is being written by the late Clive Cussler.

May
21st
2023

Tenth Fimfic-versary · 11:25am May 21st, 2023

To think that at first I only made an account to read stuff :derpyderp1:
It was the old times when we didn't have bookshelves, but we had header pictures on every page. Those were simpler times.

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May
19th
2023

I'm back home · 12:56am May 19th, 2023

It's 3 AM and I don't feel like sleeping, though I should. The second flight went well. Good things happened. Confusing things happened. Life is great, love each other and prosper.

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May
18th
2023

I'm kinda stuck in Malta · 11:19am May 18th, 2023

I was supposed to come back home yesterday, but I'm kinda stuck due to a plane malfunction. At least the airline put us in a nice hotel and we'll probably leave today, but it's a bit of a situation right now.
Btw, FOME, I spotted people playing Magic: The Gathering at the airport yesterday :moustache:

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