• Member Since 21st May, 2013
  • offline last seen 6 hours ago

Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Jun
1st
2021

Gentlemen, mission accomplished · 6:31pm Jun 1st, 2021

May
31st
2021

We're back with a new fic · 10:49pm May 31st, 2021

Because sometimes I can write without procrastinating (still, timezones saved me when it comes to May Pairing Contest...

Luna takes the most unruly apprentice in Equestria under her wings.

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May
30th
2021

This is a shitpost · 4:43pm May 30th, 2021

I discovered that when I type "lesbian" on my phone, it suggests the next word should be "kebab". So I decided to see how deep this rabbit hole goes:

Lesbian kebab from Lebanon being a nazi part due to explosive decompression one dude who just randomly remembered CMC roofied them.

... yes, it goes somewhere.

May
23rd
2021

Member Since 21st May, 2013 · 9:44pm May 23rd, 2021

Well, of course I missed it, but it seems this site has to deal with me for eight years and two days already. So much for making an account to literally read one or two fics and telling myself that I won't start writing pony stuff, like, ever.

Little known fact, later I changed it to not-writing mature pony stuff, but this only worked until early 2014, so it really was a slippery slope of horse degeneracy (now that's a sentence you've never heard before).

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May
11th
2021

Here we go · 8:54pm May 11th, 2021

Captain Hairball beat me to it, but my chess-themed Father's Day fic is live, thus making the return to horse plans complete.

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May
5th
2021

I don't always do contests... · 10:22pm May 5th, 2021

Feb
2nd
2021

Sleepless - Chinese translation · 11:11pm Feb 2nd, 2021

Thanks to MLM who worked on it for almost a year, we can now enjoy the Chinese translation of Sleepless. Make sure to check it out :pinkiehappy:

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Jan
22nd
2021

Belated Christmas gift · 10:28pm Jan 22nd, 2021

It took a while both due to the post being slow and me not being able to get to the post office, but I finally got the gift from my Russian fans:

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Jan
16th
2021

I'm home · 10:04pm Jan 16th, 2021

In two weeks I'm gonna have a tube removed from my ureter (it's there so it heals better), but it's apparently an outpatient thing. Also, since stuff still heals it occasionally hurts as hell, but I got some pills with non-indicative commercial name for that. Upon closer examination, the pills turned out to be Tramadol and, after I took the first one, I basically travelled in time from "where will this shit work?" to "oh, I just slept for two hours". Which is actually more than I did in the

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Jan
15th
2021

I'm okay · 10:53am Jan 15th, 2021

I got a piece of the kidney stone wrapped in a bandage, so I guess it's fine. I'm still under anesthesia and I can't move my legs, but it's slowly getting better (during the surgery I asked if they already started and it turned out it was almost over, so it worked pretty well).

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