Fleur, Frosty Orange, and Alizarin Bubblegum make a traditional Maltese dish.
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Huzzah!
Oh, he so did! What a punchline. And great little 'Who's On First' bit there. i love that skit.
I'd complain that Malta is a hell of a long drive for a rabbit stew joke, but I guess everybody knows what's in Hassenpfeffer these days.
And Paella Valenciana makes me think of shellfish, no matter Watt's in it.
Dish recommended, it has angelic flavor.
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I've been to Malta this year, hence why Fleur complains about airlines.
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RIP
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Initially, I was only gonna mention Hu, but then I suddenly came up with the whole thing and had to write it down.
Thanks
Obscure background characters getting their own story? Is it 2012 again and nobody told me?
Fun little story.
Sequel? C'mon, I'm sure the next few seconds get really interesting. Did you know that a fully triggered Fluttershy can literally kill with The Stare?
From start to finish, this was a fun read!
Fleur only puts up with Celery Stalk so that when Fleur brings someone over, Alizarin isn't allowed to complain.
I KNEW IT
My pet bat gave you a downvote while sleeping.
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Samey is the patron saint of obscure EQG background characters
I appreciate the ambiguity of exactly whose head got banged against the table.
In all, lovely slice of life in the slowly detoxifying environment that is post-Cinch Crystal Prep. Even if these three may get trampled by every animal within ten miles. Thank you for it.
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Thanks
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I once wrote a long fic with Crystal Prep cast. I think every obscure background student got a line.
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The question is, do they tell her. Or whether they share.
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I'm guessing she actually has the most experience with carrots, at least when she's not dating baseball players with confusing names (Alizarin has a canon boyfriend, which is about the only canon info we have on her, while pony Fleur is with Fancy Pants, so it's possible that so is the human one).
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Human Fancy Pants, possibly.
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Obscure background characters and, apparently, potatoes (there are seven fics in the Potatoes group, and I wrote three of them).
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It didn't actually occur to me, but yeah, Fleur seems like someone who'd try percussive maintenance on poor Alizarin, especially since she can probably manhandle her easily. I mean, Alizarin is smol:
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As for the animals, I imagined Fleur facing wild boars and, since she happens to be from the part of France where Asterix takes place, trying to channel her inner Obelix (and failing miserably).
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So, the magic potion is (hard) cider?
(I know cider / calvados are best known as Normandy things, but I'm pretty sure they make cider in Bretagne too.)
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Fleur would probably be fine with this.
Boy, you're not even thinking of the proper country! That's two levels of ignorance!
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Well, Frosty requires a tap to the head to learn something, geography is alien to her.
Are there any French-Canadians at their school?
Quebecois is basically a drunken Yank trying to speak French and failing. Or so I've heard.
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I speak almost no French, I'm not sure I'd be able to tell.