Zipp is a cryptosister. This will end well, surely.
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Brainstormed in the SFNW Discord. Thanks to Derek, Axxuy, Grey Vicar, Rolling Thunder, and Angius as major contributors.
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SockPuppet
I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
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Oh no..
At least it's not NFTs.
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read to the end
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Yeah, crypto itself is just the horrifying amount of pollution caused by deliberate inherent inefficiency. NFTs managed to take it to a new low by adding art theft.
god no why sock
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As usual, because he can!
I'd ask how she knows, but I guess this is an idea for the other account.
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something something, post-workout locker rooms?
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It's fast-growing, it's secure, and it's 🎶me-me-me-meeee🎶~~! Click here to sign up for updates~! Pipp Pipp hooray!
Tired of my sister's crummy Bitcoin? Now, your favorite royal sister, Pipp Petals, is starting her own cryptocurrency, PippCoinTM!
i am finally free from my sister's shadow. i shall rise up at last. just pipp. just pipp. just pipp. just pipp. 2752402"
Oh. Oh no. Oh this did not end well. You weren't lying in the description.
Overall, absolutely silly and oddly disturbing. I giggled and had a good time reading it.
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Thanks!
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I guess so...
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All zoomers know how to do is eat ass, tiktok, eat hot chip and lie
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I mean, I'd buy 10 bucks for the memeyness alone
This is simply glorious and so friggin' scrumptious of a read! Comedic to a T, just that nice bit of sauciness, everything is perfect! Hope ya didn't mind, but I couldn't resist making a reading of this hilarious fic of yours!
Audio Linkyloo!: https://youtu.be/FMogOYugVVo
(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)
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Hooray! Thank you! Looking forward to it!
Oh Sock. Oh Zipp. Oh goodness...
This could've all been avoided if Zipp had just used some stand-in to get the funding for the facility. A catspaw, if you will, or a sock...
Well, yeah.
Delightful silliness. Thank you for it.
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Thank you!
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And she may have lied about eating ass?
This isn't a sockno, nor a sockwhy, except maybe for the last line?
I mean, it's pretty fair and makes excellent sense in an entertaining way.
It's the opposite of a plothole story.
ADDED: The only problem was that you didn't include any wallet addresses in an author's note to receive crypto tips.
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Yeah, this was intended as a straightup story with a few jokes. No major "noooooooo!" intended.
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Yeah I've tried to a few times and it's just not for me. Certainly at the very least an acquired taste so to speak
You are a monster. Bless you, Doctor Socktopus.
Why didn't they find out that Equestrian bits back the
were made from Actual gold and silver
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How much about daily life in, say, pre-Celtic Britain do we really know? History drops lots of details.
Weeeeeeeed
You can't just skip over the revolution of the proletariat. That's always the best part!
"Smells like butt..."
If you can keep from suffocating from laughter long enough...
0.33 in...
https://youtu.be/BIITBL0vr_0
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When your hero is the deposed royal you can, and perhaps should...
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Way to Jinx that
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This reminds me of one of the best roasts in communist history: external-preview.redd.it/HSwayc4JiuEWoU4XURQkhbR66qrAj2SVXtZcqxBC9lE.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=84cd70b2620975d4062e85d01c0175deb630484d
Zhou Enlai basically says, "sure, I grew up privileged, but I've abandoned that to help the people. You on the other hand, have abandoned the people to help the privileged.
oOoOO (Air Horn noises)
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And turning online games into MLMs. Don't forget that.
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Damn, this is good as hell.
Lemme follow real quick cuz a nigga DYIN rn
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Thanks!
¡Silly ponies! Everypony knows that the best investment is TulipBulbs. ¿Would you like to buy a few?
The sound I made was not human.
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Glad to help.
Ahhh what Equestria would be like with Bitcoin
Injecting some sibling teasing amidst the crackfic shenanigans really makes it for me.
Have a follow!
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Ha, thanks!
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https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/983308/crypto-bots-be-harassing-me
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*Hisses*
Sorry Pippster... but it seems like Zipp still beat you to it.
Jealous of tall
This fits Pipp too well. Great story
I'm not sure which was better: The laugh I got from reading this, or ...
Enneff Teas. Clearly, I need to send my RPG players on a quest for special teas for the queen ...
I don't know why this was in the trending stories list all of a sudden but it was a fun read, and nice fungible tale
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Enjoy your ban, robo-thot.
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I've listened to your reading of this!
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Damn you for introducing me to the "mad because small" series!
I've spent over an hour watching that, and there's still more!
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You're welcome