Sweetie Bot needs fifteen bits. A month. For a subscription.
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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
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Amazing.
As is the whole exchange. Delightful bit of sibling banter, especially given Rarity's quasi-parental role. (And now I wonder what their mother might have said...) Thank you for it.
Sockpuppet knew how to start spelling Aluminium, but not how to stop.
Oh dear. And how old is Ankle Sock again?
And that's when they learned Button Mash cared about one thing other than gaming.
You got me to laugh, Doctor. Well done.
*cackles*
I literally LOL repeatedly. Excellent stuff.
If she tells him more, Button may end up buying her the subscription himself (and experience no benefits).
That was demented. I love it.
That's the second fic about Sweetie Bot I've seen this week.
Nice story. Next: Scootalo installs upgrade into Sweetebot. Warranty voided. Also, why CMC didn't disassemble Sweetebot while trying to get roboticist cutiemarks is a mystery.
Brilliant and hilarious.
Where the heck are Sweetie’s and Rarity’s parents, anyway? Helping Chuck Cunningham find his basketball?
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No disassemble!
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Sweetiebot has an inbuilt, automatic tree-sap and pine-needle dispenser to discourage these kind of behaviors.
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Buttons mum wont notice it amidst all of Button Mash's MMO subscriptions.
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Actually, he can just tell her the truth, that this is subscription for a game set in reality, which helps socializing. Given Button's likely level of social adaptation, his mom will gladly pay for that.
Also, this is one of few types of situations, where subscription system is actually useful: if he isn't satisfied
he can just suspend/terminate subscription.
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"...you mean you'll leave the house more?"
"Sssssure?"
"Here take all of them!"
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Or he tells her even more of the truth, ie. "my girlfriend is the one asking, also I have a girlfriend"
Alright alright I snickered. Twice. Have your updoot.
the teen tag is very literal
I never even thought of the combo buttonmashxsweetybot he's gonna push all her buttons eh
Well, that's one way to score a wicked big TV
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Thanks!
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'tis a healthy boy.
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RIP
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"Rarity, what does `F-U-T-A-D-O-N-G` spell?"
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Probably true
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Her plan from the beginning!
Yeah, but it's FlimFlam. You should've expected that. Seriously.
Admittedly, I never really understood the need to have robots be "equipped." I mean, sure, it makes sense from the human perspective, because arguably we'd benefit, but from the robot perspective, you have to ask--was the "equipment" really for it's benefit...or just so the humans could use it as a sex toy?
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I got this idea from seeing some luxury car manufacturer (BMW maybe? Merc? Tesla?) recently start charging a monthly fee to use the heated seats.
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Honestly, a monthly subscription to use the heated seats makes even less sense than doing the same for airbags.
♪ A sweet romance is not for me
I need electricity
If you wanna make me flip
Hit me with a microchip ♫
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I have the same issue spelling banananana.
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"It spells 'You are grounded for a month'."
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True, but saucy rumpy-pumpy over NFC (or through JTAG) just does not quite have the same je ne sais quoi
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Maybe for the likes of you or me, but I'd imagine that'd be a real turn on for a robot.
Nice one :o) Nice concept, well written.
"wait, you mean you can just turn it off when you don't want it?" 🙃
For some reason I wasn't expecting that twist but it was really funny all the same XD
This is pure gold!
It is quite possible that Sweetie Bot, as a teenager, could have planned everything in this way. 
oh, Twilight uses an airbag subscription.
Perfect sales technique there from Sweetie. Ask for something she knows Rarity doesn't want anything to deal with so that Rarity will bribe Sweetie with practically anything else.
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--Sweetie Belle
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She may need a dictionary update, but her Cunning Plans subprocessor is top-tier.
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As cunning as a fox that has just been made professor of cunning at Oxford University.
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It's the IBM model of service where you pay $10K for a technician to come out and remove a wire to upgrade the performance of your system
I can see why this story has all the love it's gotten. Great work
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Hey there's an easy way to tell when to stop spelling the yellow fruit. Its this thing they designed to stop you at just the right amount of na's. Its called for some reason, a character limit. Just keeping adding na's till it stops you. Bananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananaananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana.....and so forth.
At some point there will be a pirate copy of that upgrade for Sweetie Belle and then Rarity will have to look out!
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Ah, the greatest hits from the internet's most infamous artist This Content is Not Available in Your Region
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Nice reference
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Oh, that always sucks. It was ELO's "Yours Truly, 2095"1 (off of a really good album, Time), and Jefferson Airplane with "Plastic Fantastic Lover".
--Sweetie Belle
This was absolutely hilarious!!!
(Add to bookshelf)
We need more cuties Sweetie Bot fics
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BMW but tesla has similar features
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Honestly charging for safety features sounds horrifying. What’s that you’re too poor well I guess then if you get in a car crash it’s your fault lol
I don't know what the heck I just read but I'd like more please, this world seems amazing.
Some back-of-the-napkin number crunching says Sweetie it runs at an average of 2 MHz.
That's some effecient roboting.
I've read this out loud to make an audio version. I wasn't expecting it to have sexual references, I just hope Youtube won't be that sensitive that they will consider this lewd, like those clopfics I used to read.