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When Button Mash is forced by his mother to attend a slumber party with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, he is very much against the idea. However, he has no choice but to make this one sacrifice if he wants to get his precious JoyBoy back.

Thankfully for him, it all turns out to be better than he expected... until it comes to the 'Truth' part of 'Truth or Dare.'

As a result of this, Button's greatest secret comes to light — but it's not the one the Crusaders were expecting to hear...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Joint second entry for UK of Equestria's July Fimfiction Writing Contest, the theme for which was simply 'Slumber Party.'

Comments contain spoilers.

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Comments ( 204 )

Ok... that was REALLY unexpected.

I knew it wouldn't be Sweetie Belle, but who did turn out to be (not spoiling) was nice

That was unexpected. Thumbs up and a favorite for the good writing and the unexpected twist!

I liked this. Thought it was a pretty fun read :twilightsmile:

Somehow, Button having a crush on a teacher doesn't surprise me that much. Feel bad for Sweetie Belle though. (Daring him to get one of Winona's toys when she doesn't have one is just plain mean, man.) This story needs an epilogue or a follow-up or something of the like (but I liked it anyway :pinkiehappy:.)

The teacher crush. Classic.

He's got it bad, so bad.
He's hot for teacher.

I love the picture for this, he looks so fucking done with this shit

Well then! A unexpected-:twistnerd:- I am glad to find something perfect within another story, we need more Button stories :rainbowdetermined2:. I am glad to say I enjoyed this story :twilightsmile:.

And the crush-Oh the crush was just making me fall out of my seat, making me have stares from my family but it was worth it.

Thank you, you beloved author for making this fanfic :twilightsmile:

Comment posted by UglyTurnip deleted Jul 6th, 2014

Haha! You got me. I was expecting Diamond Tiara. This was great!

I didn't see that coming.

Cover pic: Button Mash is not amused:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::trollestia:

Well that came out of left field... :rainbowderp:

Gotta love Button and his massive gaming references. :pinkiehappy:

It should of been Diamond Tiara- I think that would have gotten a nice reaction and it would have been more surprising.

Opting to go twice in Truth or Dare? :derpyderp2: Button sure has guts.

I'm not surprised.
Some people think they've got crushes on their authorities. The day will come when he grows out of this.

I was waiting for the SweetieMash ship! Meanie!

Very cute and well written! Did Sweetie Belle get her hooves on Twilight's Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Slumber Parties But Were Afraid To Ask? Oh, and gratz on the feature!

ButtonBelle all the way! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

4650564 My fifth grade teacher had a really nice pair of... eyes. So I can relate.

Kinda saw that coming. :rainbowlaugh: Still very cute though.
I actually had an idea for a similar story like this, were Button gets a crush on Twilight because she's a nerd like he is. :twilightblush:

Darn. No ButtonBelle? Can you do a sequel that IS ButtonBelle?

Not the strangest thing I've read...I actually expected it to be something else...


I was thinking about one where he had a crush on Luna due to the video games.

Wow.... Sweetie belle not going to like mrs cheerily for stealing the heart of her man XD
You have to write another chapter were sweetie belle try's to win him over.
Great story by the way!

I think a few of those have been done already, though. The ones that I saw were mainly just...(shudder)...foalcon.
I just wanted to do a lighthearted funny little story full of shenanigans. It's a lot of fun to write Button, mainly because he is such a goof ball. :rainbowlaugh:

Well, that earned my thumbs-up. Good job, I liked the :twistnerd: ending.

That was pretty good. Only one problem I saw.

rolling out a sleeping back

I think you mean bag.

I'm glad you broke from the traditional SweetieMash. While it is a cute ship, it's been done to death. I like reading something original!

I love SweetieMash, but the ending was still pretty cute!:pinkiehappy:

4650758 Please write that, I would read that in a heartbeat.


Helluva plot twist! I like that, it makes up for being a tad bit short :pinkiehappy:

I prefer ScootaBelle.

Since this is a featured story I would ask all viewing this content to say two words out loud then reply to me: CandleJack < say this out loud
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but I just can't picture Button Mash saying 'mum' instead of 'mom.'

Because "Mum" is only one letter away from "Bum," and few can think of Button's mum without thinking of her bum? :trollestia:

As for the story, well it would explain why we saw Smarty Pants under Apple Bloom's bed during "Somepony to Watch Over Me." :rainbowlaugh:

*reads up to double color mane*
:rainbowderp:Don't tell me...
*reads denial*
:rainbowkiss:If this is DT I don't even...
*reads reveal*
:rainbowlaugh:OH DAMN SON!

It would've been funny if Sweetie Belle had acted more jealous, like:
"You find Ms Cheerilee prettier than me????":unsuresweetie:

No... No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why doesn't Button have a crush on Sweetie Belle? :fluttercry: Meh, giving this a like for comedy and ponies being in character. :twilightsmile:

The story resolved itself too quickly for it to be any good. I mean, you literally wrote 2,000 words so that you could have Button say, "I'm in love with Cheerilee."

And that's it. Nothing more.

You didn't even do the sleepover well. You could have had a great buildup filled with Button and Sweetie having awkward moments to convince us that his secret was that he liked Sweetie.

But you didn't.

Overall, a rather boring and pointless read. It wasn't even funny.

I honestly expected better.


You didn't even do the sleepover well. You could have had a great buildup filled with Button and Sweetie having awkward moments to convince us that his secret was that he liked Sweetie.

But you didn't.

I wrote this for a silly little contest. Apologies if it wasn't serious enough for your tastes.

Overall, a rather boring and pointless read. It wasn't even funny.

I honestly expected better.

I'm sorry you feel this way. Thanks for taking the time to give me your opinion.

If theres going to be a sequel, use this for inspiration... :pinkiehappy:

Hot for teacher, huh?


That's the trouble with asking if someone you like has a crush on someone - if they answer yes incorrectly, it is frowntown all the way. :unsuresweetie:

I'm glad this wasn't a SweetieMash. That's so overdone.:eeyup:

And that, my friend, is why I do not understand the Featured Box.
I mean, what the hell do people even want to read about anymore? I don't even know.

Not a bad reading I'll keep it around me. I like these type of stories I can read quickly and enjoy it.

Honestly, it wasn't that bad. However, it also wasn't that good. The ending is what disappointed me the most, because it felt extremely anti-climactic. I was sitting there waiting for something to happen after the big reveal, but that really was it. Nothing else happened after that moment, so it felt like a joke without a punchline. I mean, the parts up to that were well written and pretty funny (on second thought, it's actually a bit sad that the Smarty Pants part was more funny than the main joke this story was built around), but the ending was just so abrupt that it took away a bit of the enjoyment.

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