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I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety.


"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!"

When Fluttershy tells Discord this harmless joke, she gets a lot more than she bargained for.

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It's not as bad as you think, honest! :twilightsmile:

It's going to be like one of those headless_rainbow fics, I can feel it! I can feel it n my bones.

Oh god, that poor 9...

Short, sweet, and genuinely clever, this story is everything you want in a comedic one-shot :pinkiehappy:

Have an up-vote.

Wheres Bob when you need him. :rainbowhuh:

He,s been Hex,d :yay:

Why was Five afraid of Seven? Because Six, Seven ate.

This was.... this....

Bless you, oh kind sir, bless you:pinkiesad2:

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender

Comment posted by Lucky Seven deleted May 18th, 2016

"I was indeed." Discord nodded. "Honestly, playing with yourself is so much fun — although I can't for the life of me imagine why so many ponies seem to be against it."

I couldn't agree more.

Good job. I loved this.

That was funny


6672157 seven upvotes . . . hmmm

6673511 Oh god, took me a while to get it...

:rainbowlaugh: Haha, well, I suppose I just have a dirty mind like that.

i get the reference with the brush do you have a link to it?

Brilliant! Brilliant, I say!

:twilightsmile: This is what happens when you get metaphorical with Discord.

i would really like to know that story about Luna and Celstia...

Can we have a part two where Discord relates to us the tale of Luna's banishment? Which apparently involved a hairbrush.


It was a paintbrush, actually. :twilightsmile:

Unfortunately, I can't find the image I am referring to.

Heh. Silly fun, and I always appreciate a story with a genuinely amusing Discord. Gets a like from me. :twilightsmile:

I would be creeped out in a giant #6 came into my house. But thats just me. :rainbowderp:

So, the real reason Luna got banished?

This was a very funny story :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Look at that itty bitty little sliver... a single dislike.

I would bet money that dislike is seven.

You have no idea how hard this made me laugh. And it's 11:44 at night. Almost woke my parents :rainbowlaugh:

hmm.. reference was Uno?

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