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Justice3442


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Love Tap experiences another morning of the joys of parenthood with her son Button Mash.

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And suddenly I'm dreading having to wake up with my younger sibling to take her to school this week... WHEN I HAVE TO GO TO MY JOB IN THE AFTERNOON!

:twilightangry2:

it's 1 o'clock at night, I can't read this late. I'll check it in the morning Justice. :ajsleepy:

And with that bit of delight now in my head, I go to work! I hate Sunday mornin' papers...

They never will... 9 years and not without a fight... good one by the way!

Oh Button Mash you bundle of adorable evil.

Button Mash you loveably bastard!

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It's worse when you have to work the night shift. Trust me. Unless you already work the night shift. If in that case, then I understand fully. :derpytongue2:

Fun little story.

As her vile loin-spawn continued to give his lungs a workout, screaming at her as if attempting to rouse her from the sleep of death itself, Love Tap silently wondered what she had ever done to deserve such hellish punishment.

A young, tan filly with a long, hazel colored mane tied at the end in a red ribbon poked her head up over the foot of a purple bedspread. Her head and ears cast a soft shadow over the bed and the two ponies who occupied it, the faintest glows of light eking in from behind the lavender drapes behind her. The two adult ponies gently snored away, seemingly completely oblivious to the filly’s presence.


“MOOOOOM! DAAAAAAAD!” The filly screamed at the top of her lungs. “IT’S TIME FOR SCHOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoL!”

I believe your scene break is in the wrong place here.

Loved the Lion King reference.

Love Tap briefly over her brown coated son.

Missing one or more words here.

Button Mash said cheerfully as he jumped from the bed and landed onto the blue rug a tan rectangular outline in the center. Button looked off into space as began speaking, almost dictating to himself.

And in a couple spots here.

Dedicated to my daughter. I love you very much. Now please, please, please try to spend the whole night in your bed.

Have you read/listened to Go The Fuck To Sleep? :rainbowlaugh:

Thumbs up from me for the relatable a/n.
Oh, the fic was funny too.
And what 4898585 said. LK2 reference ftw, and you should definitely get a kick out of GtFtS.

Dan

A cottoned colored mare with a long, baby-blue mane kept her eyes closed as she mumbled out, “Your daughter is awake.”

A dark-brown stallion with a fiery-red mane likewise kept his eyes shut as he mumbled back, “Before sunrise she’s your daughter.”

Sweetie's parents?

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He was just that loud that the neighbors could hear him apparently.

A cottoned colored mare with a long, baby-blue mane kept her eyes closed as she mumbled out, “Your daughter is awake.”

A dark-brown stallion with a fiery-red mane likewise kept his eyes shut as he mumbled back, “Before sunrise she’s your daughter.”

Hmmm....I think it would have been more appropriate if filly Love Tap woke them up by screaming...
(takes deep breath)
~NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAGITHI BABAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa..........~
Well, that's the method that I myself took when I was little...
And when I have some, its exactly what I am gonna do to wake my kids up for school. :trollestia:

This was a cute little story. :twilightsmile:

4898942 No, middle children are the best. We keep the youngest in check, and console the eldest.

4899079 we get the eldest's car when it's still in warranty!!!! HA!!!

4899096 Inherited EVERYTHING!!! HAAA!

so many D'awwwwww moments, my face hurts from smiling :derpytongue2:

4899115 In comparison to our siblings, yes. But as for our age? U have no idea of my age. Besides, I COULD just push u in front of a train.

4899108 We get to be the grandpa with magical powers!!!



And that give their grandson a cool weapon at 10 years old.

4899108 We get a bigger college fund, as they just want u out of the house by the time u reach the end of high school. They're just waiting so that they can move to the beach.

Nice lil' story! :twilightsmile:

I didn't know you have a daughter. Pretty cool!

Nice job there Justice! :pinkiehappy:

Oh, so this is my parents' mindset in the morning...

Such an adorable story! Good work! :twilightsmile:

i plan on reading this, but i just saw the picture and wanted to give you a thumb up for that, probably because i liked that scene on Youtube which remind me of that picture.:rainbowlaugh:

4898829 Those two are Button's Mom's parents (Their birth names being Button's Grandma and Button's Grandpa), and that's supposed to be a flashback to when Button's Mom was a filly and she was just like Button.

4899148 I studied in ballistics. They. Shall. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah the joys of parenting... it'll stop sounding so horrible when I get older...right?

A cottoned colored mare with a long, baby-blue mane kept her eyes closed as she mumbled out, “Your daughter is awake.”

A dark-brown stallion with a fiery-red mane likewise kept his eyes shut as he mumbled back, “Before sunrise she’s your daughter.”

Lion King reference.

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Fixed these! Thank you!:twilightsmile:

Also, I'm fairly certain I got a copy of that for my wife at some point. :rainbowlaugh:
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:rainbowderp: I had no idea this was even a thing. I changed the line anyhow. :twilightsheepish: Any excuse for having a reference. :derpytongue2:

Mere words cannot describe how adorable this is. :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Yet another great story about the Mash family. You really do Button justice.

I do wish you'd do more one-shots/short stories about Button with Chip and Gibson. I love Love Tap, but you're one of the few writers who actually mentions his family, and I'd love to see how they'd work off him.

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Noted.

Not sure if you read my massive Dan X Pinkie fic, but both Gibson and Chip have appeared there in the late chapters... Or at least their Dan Vs. equivalents... Gibson actually has gotten a fair amount attention there.

That being said, I would like to do more with them outside TW&TB. especially in SweetieMash where it would be nice to simply put them in with the rest of the family.

I salute you, Love Tap! A paradigm to which all parents, not just mothers, should aspire. Because no matter what, your child is the most important thing in your life.

BRD

LoL :pinkiehappy:

I kinda knew the story would end with Button saying the day was a weekend.But still it's a great little story to read

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I actually looked it up after your first comment. :derpytongue2:

I've probably come across a few of these as I own a few Transformer comics from the various runs, I just never noticed certain phrases repeating so much.:trixieshiftleft:

This is one of the few endearing stories I've read and it is quite endearing indeed...


Now I feel warm and fuzzy inside-DAMN YOU!!! (translation: good work bro :pinkiehappy:)

That was adorably sweet! I love this look into such a relationship from the good mother's perspective.

Every parent who has a kid in preschool to elementary can definitely relate

.... so don't have kids if you enjoy sleep?

I absolutely loved this. Very nicely done, sir. The references were very well placed as well.

I am curious how often this has happened to you on weekends, as this seems way too real.

Really good story, but what happend to the sandwiches?! We got to know them well in those paragraphs detailing thier creation and i wanna know if they where eaten!

Of course Button is ready for school, he’s always so good that way. Such a diligent, cheerful, energetic bundle of—

‘SLAM!’

“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!”

—pure evil that will not…cannot stop until he has sucked every lingering bit of life energy from me.

Couldn't resist after that line.

How can one even forgot that it is a Saturday? Usually on Fridays we're all hyped up, doing our work quickly and inefficiently so we can get through with the day and onto the weekend. On Saturday mornings usually the first thought that comes to me is "It's Saturday :pinkiegasp: That means it's a GOOD DAY :pinkiehappy:"

Really dude, Love Tap!!! Thats the name your using, the one that suggests she is talented at sleeping with ponies!!!!! The one that suggests the worst things ever!!! Your bloody brillaint!!!! :pinkiehappy:

Love Tap’s bloodshot eye shot open as her son screamed at her from on top of her bed. She was quickly ripped from dreamland as if some vast, predatory bird had swooped down and snatched her then unceremoniously dropped her unto the hard, unforgiving ground of reality.

As her vile loin-spawn continued to give his lungs a workout, screaming at her as if attempting to rouse her from the sleep of death itself, Love Tap silently wondered what she had ever done to deserve such hellish punishment.

Those are some nice quotes there.
Both a funny and sweat piece.
Thanks for writing it.

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