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Justice3442


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Iron Will and Trixie compete for the right to perform at Ponyville's hedge maze.

Can Ponyville survive or even put up with two talkers of 3rd Pony?

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Okay. I kind of wish this was canon for Wheel and the Butterfly Just so pinkie could bring up in conversation the Minotaur porn she has on her laptop.

(Between Pinkie being herself and Discord having made the thing I'd be more surprising if it wasn't on the hard drive.)

That's saying nothing of the gun she has floating around in her hair with one bullet in the chamber. A literal Chekhov's gun!:pinkiehappy:

Also, is every goat (Everybilly?) in Iron Will's crew named William, or some version thereof? I can see that as becoming who's on first easy.

Does it still count as a Freudian Slip if you shout it at the top of your lungs?:applejackunsure:

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Also, is every goat (Everybilly?) in Iron Will's crew named William, or some version thereof? I can see that as becoming who's on first easy.

Yes.. It's a good thing I only named 3, I would have run out of alternative names very quickly. :twilightoops:

KINDERSKRIEG THOUROUGHLY ENJOYED THIS STORY!! KINDERSKRIEG THINKS IRON WILL AND TRIXIE MAKE AN ODDLY CUTE COUPLE. KINDERSKRIEG WISHES TO SEE MORE OF THIS AS IT WOULD PLEASE HER VERY MUCH :heart:

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I'm glad you liked it!

I won't deny I was really tempted to do the all caps third person comment but I was giggling too much to doso. Bravo.

POCKY PEN WOULD LIKE TO... Um, ahem, I mean, I'd like to say that I really, really did not see that coming. :rainbowlaugh: at least not when I decided to read this. Annnnd now I find myself supporting this ship. Huh. :pinkiegasp:

Anyways this was absolutely hilarious and I liked it a lot. THE END!!!

Urawesome40 walks away from this with only one question, "What the heck did Urawesome40 just read?!" Otherwise, awesome story.

Galgus is surprised and amused at this story, and supports this ship.

Galgus learned of Justice4243 from The SweetieMash Chronicles, and will be seeing what else he has to offer.

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Glad you liked it!

Mother of :trollestia: dabuq did I just read???? That was the single-most funniest thing I have ever read. You are a comedic genius! :rainbowlaugh:

3724954 Billy Bill Billium Willium Willy (not will because of obvious reasons) and possibly billybob? Screw commas for this comment. xD

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude, this is simply the BEST!!!!:rainbowkiss:

This is amazing.. Oh shiz its too amazing * puts pinkies gun to head* BAIL BAIL

That was hilarious. I had to stop reading several times because I was laughing so hard. :rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Superpony55 enjoyed this!

The crowd of ponies chuckled and giggled at Iron Will’s appearance as the minotaur fumed at the light blue pegasus.

Why's he fuming at Rainbow Dash? She isn't even THERE! (Think you meant 'unicorn' here.)

“I don’t care how muscly or strangely handsome that minotaur is! Trixie WILL have what’s hers!”

Twilight pause. “Wait, wha..?”

Trixie’s face flushed red. “Nothing!” She squeaked out.

Well, you know what they say. Bullshit attracts bullshit...

compete for the covenant position

coveted

Pinkie reached into her mane and pulled out a large, silver six-shooter pistol. She pressed the ammunition cylinder out, and placed her hoof into her mane again, pulling out a single bullet. She placed the bullet into her mouth, held it with her teeth, and loaded it into a chamber. She closed the cylinder, and gave it a spin.

“Alright!” Pinkie said cheerily. “Old Don Rolette!” She declared, holding the gun out in front of Iron Will and Trixie. “Who’s first?”

:twilightoops: What...the...fuck...

“IRON WILL WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A COSTLY PASTA MEAL WITH TRIXIE!”

“TRIXIE IS AMIABLE TO THIS, AS SHE LIKES PASTA!”

“IRON WILL IS HAVING DIFFICULTY CONTROLLING HIMSELF WHILE AROUND TRIXIE’S ENCHANTING BEAUTY!”

“TRIXIE DEMANDS THAT IRON WILL TAKE HER! TAKE HER NOW, IN FRONT OF THIS CROWD OF GAWKING PONIES!”

RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

“Fluttershy is confused and a bit scared.” Fluttershy declared.

“Twilight is disgusted and wants to get as far away from this place as possible.” Twilight replied.

“Fluttershy suggests she and Twilight go to the spa and try to forget today ever happened.”

“Twilight likes this idea.”

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That was glorious.

ZEALOUSCHRISTIAN NOW HAS A NEW PARRING TO SHIP, THOUGH HE BELIEVES THEY SHOULD SLOW DOWN AND AT LEAST HAVE A FIRST DATE!!!!

Exodia is confused over what Exodia has just read.

-Exodia, we're done here.

COMMAND SPAM THINK THIS FANFIC IS TOO FUNNY!
*reverts to changeling form*
Terabyte does too, though Terabyte thinks you jumped the bazooka, not the gun.

J.A.G FINDS STORY TO BE HARIOUS, AND WELL WRITTEN!

This was funnier than I expected it to be. I always knew talking in 3rd Pony can be contagious. Do enough of something over and over and it is bound to catch on.

I laughed really hard during this and love this styled humor!

This is just amazing!:rainbowlaugh: Have an up vote and a follow:pinkiehappy:

Chaotic Ink will now face-plant onto his desk *thud*

It's like Iron Will is Mister Torgue and Trixie is probably Tiny Tina or Moxie.

RoyalBardofCanterlot can not stop laughing!

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