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Justice3442


Horrifically Fun

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A slice of life side story to Love Call of the Sirens. For those of you who haven't read it and want to read on, the abridged version is "Twilight dumped the Dazzlings on Button Mash's mom and now they are ponies for some reason."

Aria Blaze goes to Twilight's to borrow a cup of sugar because that's what neighbors do, right? Things rapidly go downhill faster than anyone, even Aria... especially Aria, could have predicted.

Starlight Glimmer vector by Illumnious.

Aria Blaze vector by Osipush.

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I thought I'd seen the best bit...

Then I thought I'd seen the best bit...

Then I thought I'd really seen the best bit...

Then I saw that last line.

Please tell me this is canon!

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This is certainly canon in regards to the rest of Love Call. :pinkiehappy:

Glad it amused.

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Then I'm looking forward to the chapter of Love Call covering the sleepover! I can just imagine Love Tap instantly declaring that Starlight is adopted the moment she learns she's an orphan...because with how much Twilight's paying them to take care of the Sirens, they can afford it and she has plenty of mothering to give.

Oh, now that was a laugh I needed. Aria should get our more so I can read stuff like this!

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This is sorta calling out for a sequel.

"Uh... Princess Twilight? I'm sorry the three girls got completely out of control..."

"No, no... I expected MUCH worse when Starlight decided to spend the night. I mean... I honestly thought I was going to have to round up the girls and maybe we'd have to blow the dust off 'rainbow power' "

"Still, though... Taking over an entire theme park..."

"Well... I guess it was mostly for Button and the CMC so... I guess their hearts were in the right place?"

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Oh, that would be hilarious!

XD God damn it with these shenanigans

You know, I can normally read a story this size in less than 5 minutes. Thanks to laughing so much though, that has dropped to about 15!

“Right…” Flash turned and trotted out the door. “I’ll go put on the Princess Celestia wig…” Flash paused momentarily, and putting on his best dignified, feminine voice added, “... my faithful student.”

SEQUEL. NOW!!!

earth pony mare with twin ponytails held in place by large, metal star-shaped mane-accessories, a spiked collar and four matching spiked leg bracelets

Wasn't Aria the one from the trio that wasn't into spikes?

“Stop that!” Twilight snapped. “Anyhow, Starlight the Beard—”

I think it was Starswirl.

Somewhere Adagio looks up and says: "Something wonderful is happening. And I didn't say stop Fluttershy."

Okay, that was funny. I especially like the end of this one-shot and the absolute silliness of Button Mash.

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Silly person, you forgot to type 'Please!'. We need to use that magic words for magic fics about magic ponies to happen!


Okay, I should really refrain from looking like a hypocrite. *Ahem*

Oh Justice3442, please give us more material to laugh with! Some of us are fighting colds and laughter is our medicine of choice!

Twilight has strange tastes

You know the whole thing about how parents who put their infants up for adoption and end up meeting them in adulthood (after having no contact) frequently find each other sexually attractive?

Just more grist for the mill if you didn't already know :twilightsmile:

Is there a cutie mark for writing stories where heroic protagonist-type ponies (Twilight/Sunset) are slowly being driven insane by magical mostly reformed bad girls? Cause you should have one, Justice.

is this title implying Starlight is Aria's mom, despite Aria actually (along with the other 2 sirens) being over a thousand years old?

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No, the title is implying that Aria Blaze is somehow Starlight Glimmer's mother, despite Aria Blaze and the rest of the Sirens being out of Equestria for the past thousand years

OK, this is hilarious! I kept finding new stuff to laugh at with every paragraph.

Button frowned. “She took my spot as mom’s baking assistant!” he whined. “That means she gets first dibs on beater and bowl-licking! It’s just not fair!”

As someone who does that when chocolate is involved, I am in complete agreement, Mr Mash.

“Oh hey!” Button chimed in. “You two do look kinda the same!” he said as he motioned to Aria.

Kinda, yeah, give or take a few shades. Heck, I made jokes about Starlight being Aria as a pony before Season 5 started.

“I also almost destroyed the world by trying to get my revenge on Twilight by traveling back in time!” Starlight said happily.
“… Bitchin’!” Aria replied.

Eh, yeah sure, let's go with that.

Twilight threw her forelegs up in the air. “Oh my gosh, you are the worst!”

And it is hilarious.

“Huh…” Aria said. “I don’t know if L.T. is like… the town bicycle of being every pony’s mom, or whatever, but…”
Twilight thought for a moment. “… She kind of is…”

This is inexplicably hilarious.

I didn’t say ‘yes’!” Twilight exclaimed.
“Yeah,” Button began, “but you didn’t say ‘no’, either.”

Starlight turned towards the stallion then back to Twilight. “The fact that Flash would lodge his spear in my skull before I got the spell off is also somewhat a factor.”

... I got nothing. That's just something I need to process.

“Sharing is caring!” Button suddenly exclaimed.

Not helping, kid.

Twilight closed her eyes and opened them back up, fixing Aria with a glare. “I’ve never threatened a pony using my guard before, but please don’t make me have Flash skewer you with his spear.”
Totally what I was hoping for, Twilight!”

“Okay… ‘I’ve got a lot of pent up frustration to get out of my system’ weird, or ‘Break out the biology books on mating habits weird?’”
“Yes.”
“Right…” Flash turned and trotted out the door. “I’ll go put on the Princess Celestia wig…” Flash paused momentarily, and putting on his best dignified, feminine voice added, “... my faithful student.”

... I don't know what to think of this. Twilight wants to fuck Flash while he's pretending to be Celestia.

Oh my dear god wat.

And that ending.

Wat. All the wat. :rainbowlaugh::twilightoops::rainbowhuh::rainbowderp::pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh::facehoof:

Soooooo... we getting more of the main Love Call story soon?

Okay, this was hilarious. I approve!

This was — I don't know what this was, but I love it.

Dat Ending

Button answered. “Mom got mad because we ate all the sugar.”

Me.

Button’s forehoof suddenly thrust into the air. “Oooh, oooh! I know this one! Sweetie Belle taught me!”

:twilightoops: uhhhhhhhh...

“... my faithful student.”

UHHHHHHHHHH...

The quotes that I could fill this box up with! :rainbowlaugh:This was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! Awesome job!

How do you write wacky crack-fics that somehow feel more true to characterization than anything else?

This was stupid. And I absolutely loved it. Thank you :rainbowlaugh:

Aria’s face tightened as she looked at Starlight. “That coat color and hair stripe better be natural, or I’m gonna talk to Adagio or maybe Chip about taking legal actions.”

Twilight rolled her eyes. “You can’t sue somepony for looking like you, Aria,” Twilight said.

Aria simply rolled her eyes. "Well of course not princess, how dumb do you think I am? Im going to sue her for Identity Theft, and im gonna have a chat with somepony to see if i can find any nifty loopholes, I gotta pay off your ridiculous libary debts somehow."

Twilight simply facehooved and after a few seconds her eyes suddenly snapped open in realization. "Celestia, I completely forgot you owe me at least a thousand bits in overdue fees! If anything I should be sueing you!"

Aria's eyes widened "Uh-I-w-what do you mean? You must have missheard me! I said I was gonna buy Button a TON of new games with the money I get!"

"Really?!" button yelled in excitement as Aria's hoof was soon shooved in his mouth.

"Yes! Really!"

A soon as Aria said those words a muffled 'yay!' was mysteriously heard from where her hoof was

Twilight raised an eyebrow "Doesint change the fact you owe me."

Aria responded with a nervous smile.
"No way, im pretty sure I never checked out a book from you in my life! I dont even read boring old books anyway heheh..."

Twilight gave her a deadpan stare.
"So you Diddint check out a bunch of books on fashion, mane styles, etc. and lose them a while back?"

"Nope!" Aria said with a large grin.

Twilight closed her eyes and massaged her temple with a hoof in an attempt to alleviate the light headache that was beginning to form.
"Ugh... I'll look into this later... Sounds like something Rarity would read anyway, and she owes me a lot of bits too... Wow, ive gotta keep better track of this stuff..."

Starlight blinked
"So... like... im not getting sued or something am I?"

[insert rest of story here]

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Try "Would you kindly?" if please doesint work.

For some reason I really love these storys...

ayh

And that night while messing around and swapping stories, Starlight shows Aria the time travel spell she used to go back to the past. Figuring it couldn't hurt as they weren't near the cutie map, she let it loose only the stare in horror as apparently once the spell had been cast on the map, it now possessed a remote function and opened up a time vortex above Aria.

Casting it again she was able to get Aria back, but due to reasons she had pulled Aria back after she had spent some time in the past and given birth to a healthy baby foal.

"Well, I guess we learned two things. One, I really am your Mom, and two, we now know why I suddenly disappeared."

Starlight spent the rest of the night agonizing over whether she should mess with the past again, get to know her Mom, or if zapping Aria back to the past would give her a happier childhood or mess herself up even more.

That... ends abruptly.


It was interesting though I do wish it had more to it

8029041 A sequal to Love Call, instead of just continuing it, even with it having that sweet, sweet Incomplete tag? You could just put in the author's notes of the next chapter that this story happened between that one and the one before it.

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This is sort of a slice of life side story to Love Call. So, canon to that story, but what happens does not have any real direct impact to what goes on here. I'm doing something similar with The Wheel and the Butterfly and Dan & Pinkie take a slice out of life.

Twilight rolled her eyes. “You can’t sue somepony for looking like you, Aria,” Twilight said.

So all those background characters that are doubled are separate people :pinkiegasp:

I’ll go put on the Princess Celestia wig…” Flash paused momentarily, and putting on his best dignified, feminine voice added, “... my faithful student.”

:applejackunsure::trollestia:the even

...

And I thought ARAGON felt like doing cocaine. The really good cocaine. The stuff Alan Moore does.

“Flash?” Starlight said. “I am going to wrap my forelegs around Twilight in a hug… Please don’t mistake it for me trying to choke her and spear my brains out.”

The fact that THAT was a necessary sentence is funny.

“Right…” Flash turned and trotted out the door. “I’ll go put on the Princess Celestia wig…” Flash paused momentarily, and putting on his best dignified, feminine voice added, “... my faithful student.”

What.

“Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!”

When did Link get here?

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I concur, What?

I'm both surprised that Twilight is that kinky...and also thinking of the old line about nerdy girls in bed and getting surprised that it wasn't worse.

“Okay… ‘I’ve got a lot of pent up frustration to get out of my system’ weird, or ‘Break out the biology books on mating habits weird?’”

Add ' after habits.
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This was a funny little fic. But I'm pretty sure for a pony who can tank an Alicorn's magic, Starlight could easily take out a guard or twelve before they managed to fire off a shot. Maybe all the guards ever, with how useless they are :rainbowlaugh:.

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Oh it'd get plenty of worse. I mean this is Twilight we're talking about, and we got the little hint of:

“Okay… ‘I’ve got a lot of pent up frustration to get out of my system’ weird, or ‘Break out the biology books on mating habits weird?’”

“Yes.”

Right…” Flash turned and trotted out the door. “I’ll go put on the Princess Celestia wig…” Flash paused momentarily, and putting on his best dignified, feminine voice added, “... my faithful student.”

all that went through my head as I read this is "Huh?"
And then I finished it and I'm like "WHAT THE BUCK IS THIS SHIT?!" terrible and I.... fucking love this.

Actually, considering they would have been making season 5 at the same time Rainbow Rocks came out, Aria might actually be copying Starlight's color scheme...

Remember, they make the episodes months in advance.

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