• Member Since 23rd Nov, 2013
  • offline last seen Sep 20th, 2018

The Sexy Assistant


Property of Officer Hot-Pants. :heart:










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Anime I've watched:
Mysterious Girlfirend X
Gurren Lagann
Hellsing Ultimate
Black Lagoon
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Avatar: Legend of Korra
Fullmetal Alchemist + (Brotherhood)
One Punch Man
Highschool of the Dead
Highschool DxD
Hyouka
Attack on Titan
5 Centimetres A Second
Fate/Stay Night
Fate/Stay Night [Unlimited Bladeworks]
Infinite Stratos
Toradora!
Dragon Maid
Kill la Kill
No Game No Life
Eromanga
The Seven Deadly Sins
Assassination Classroom
Medaka Box
Death Note
Lucky Star
Trigun
Trigun: Badlands Rumble
Code Geass
Ghost Stories (Underated af)
A Certain Scientific Railgun
Aura: Maryuuinkouga Saigo no Tatakai
Air Gear
D-Fragments
Girls Und Panzer
Afro Samurai
Persona 4
Oda Nobuna no Yabou
Aozora Shoujotai
Dusk Maiden of Amnesia
The Wind Rises
C: The Money of Soul and Possibility Control
Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions!
Sword Art Online
Blood Lad
Summer Wars
Tokyo Ghoul
Castle in the Sky
Pokemon
Porco Rosso
Howl's Floating Castle
Maken-Ki
Yu-Gi-Oh
Ghost Hunt
Shuffle!
No-Rin
Redline
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-Chan
Beyblade
Haganai
The Garden Of Words
Date A Live
Prison School
Dagashi Kashi
Aria The Scarlet Ammo
Strike Witches
Mayo Chiki
Teizokurei daydream
Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de
Kanokon
Yume de Aetara
Kokoro Connect
The Devil is a Part-Timer
Black Butler
Absolute Duo

Anime I haven't watched:
Naruto
One Piece
Dragon Ball Z
Bleach

Make of that what you will, I'll watch anything you think is worth watching.
My Anime List <3



Some advice (for Chrome users) if you are struggling to load my page:

>Open Google Chrome.
>Click on “Customize and control Google Chrome” Button.
>Click on Settings
>Scroll to the bottom and click on “Show advanced settings”
>Click on “Content Settings”
>Under “Images”, select the radio button which says “Do not show images”
>Click “Done”


Something about the reader:

☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
☑ REKTangle
☑ SHREKT
☑ TIREKT
☑ Total REKTall
☑ The Lord of the REKT
☑ The Usual SusREKTs
☑ REKT to the Future
☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT
☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT
☑ eREKTile dysfunction


Rules:
If you like Rarity you're an elitist cunt
If you like Pinkie pie you're an annoying shitposter
If you like Twilight Sparkle you're an autistic waifufag
If you like Rainbow Dash you're an obnoxious faggot
If you like Fluttershy you're a introverted prick
If you like Applejack you're an attention whore
If you like Flash Sentry you're literally retarded

If you like Trixie you're an obnoxious faggot 2.0
If you like Sunset Shimmer you're a closet twifag
If you like Discord you probably read this wrong
If you like Nightmare Moon you're a mainstream virgin
If you like Maud you're a close-minded fuck


Artists:
Siagia - Cute.
Assasinmonkey - Awesome.
Xennos - Upcoming talent.
Madcon - Seriously disproportioned.
Nekubi - Alternative style.


If you like Princess Luna you're an autistic wanker
If you like Princess Celestia you're an atheist wanker
Oh, and technically everyone's a Twifag.


If you follow me you probably like ponies.



I may have Alzheimers, but at least I don't have Alzheimers.

Steam: Knightys_Bitch
Skype: the_sexy_assistant or Pizza Butt
Tumblr: sovietrussianbrony

My aims:
More followers than Luminarty - [x]
More followers than Cold Titz - [x]
More followers than Happy(R.I.P) - [x]
More followers than Niggerzz - [x]
More followers than Vegetable Spirit - [ ]
More followers than Penis stroke - [ ]

Get a follow from Ineffable Cupidity - [ ]
Get a follow from DeluxeMagnum69 - [x]
Get a follow from Knighty - [ ]
Get a follow from Skeeter the Lurker - [ ]

Write a story and post it on FiMFiction - [x]
Get featured - [x]
Get 100 likes on a story - [x]
Knighty is my alt - [ ]
Get banned - [x]

Relevant stuff:
50th Blog


PC specs:

Case: Bitfenix Prodigy - £64.99
Motherboard: EVGA Z77 Stinger - £160
CPU: Intel Core i7 2700K @3.5Ghz - £200
RAM: 16GB Corsair Dominator Platinum - £150
Cooling: Corsair H100 - £90
PSU: Corsair AX750 - £126
Cables: Corsair braided PSU Cables - £52
Fans: 4x Bitfenix Spectre 120mm LED - £22
SSD One: Corsair Neutron 240GB - £167
SSD Two: Samsung 840 Pro - £184.99
Hard Drives: 2X 500GB Hitachi Deskstar - £70
GPU: Nvidia GTX 680 2GB - £360

Total: £1646.98


Advice:
How to write a story.

Step 1: Make some friends.
Step 2: Make them like you so much that they'll upvote your stuff even if it's terrible.
Step 3: Think of the most autistic faggotry you can then write it.
Step 4: Edit out those big, scary three syllable words. Who needs them anyways?
Step 5: Add obligatory sex scene.

~Courtesy of Vengeful Spirit

Is that even the correct way to use a semicolon; as if this sentence needed one too, but eh, i think it can suffice; maybe we just need to stop this, but i feel different on the inside; likw there is some drive telling me to continue forward, no matter what; i need help; i don't know what any of this means; someone help me!

How to crit a story.

If you want to talk shit about a story but can't critique for shit just use obscure shit like "the characters were lifeless" and "the plot felt weak", or you can do the reverse if you want to praise a shit story.

A little known fact:
There’s a skeleton inside your body, mimicking your every move. How spooky is that..?

If you need something to annoy people with use this character: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

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man, im only freaking out because the sexy assistant is a very tricky untamed sexy wildebeest...not even I (Chloe The Great) could survive her sheer bammin slammin' bootyliciousness. you must be careful, sir, her hotness is so hot i almost burned me own tits off.

~Chloe (Cerulean Swirl)

When you're on my userpage:


(Please give me a warning if this is against site rules)

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That's a lot of Luna butt in that pic.

Invited you to a new thingy because the old thingy got nuked.

I see you still have the same avatar.

2569133 Classic, Schrodinger's blowjob. In my opinion it is both gay and masturbation at the same time, and probably feels really good regardless.

If a man is able to suck his own dick, does it feel like he's sucking dick, or getting his dick sucked?

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2544651Thank you and happy new year.

Merry Christmas! :twilightsmile:

And a happy new year! :pinkiehappy:

2496964
Thank you very much. That means a lot. :heart:

Lol. I have the rest of your profile pic. It's not a bad one. Really good artist. Anyway, I loved your story. Really amazing.

2469435
*boop* to you too

Totally random question, have you watched the Trigun movie?

edit: after looking at your userpage I've concluded that you have. It's just a weird coincidence because I didn't know it existed and just finished watching it. Then by chance I was visiting my userpage to add it to my anime list and noted you were the most recent message...

*Yaaaaawn*
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...
"Boop!"

2430241
Shows what you know. I talk to people who aren't actually there all the time. So ha!

2404516 I'm just a Nazi. ;3 but we can have some fun two girls Che Che~ wait u gave me da wrong idea........Ich kann kein Porno sehen :C

2404467 That's really cool. Doggy is great especially when both of you are fuck ugly but can't be bothered to turn the lights off.

2404108 In destuch we do doggy

2403836 You're not supposed to look at that! :twilightoops:

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Feb
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2018

Post 203 ~ Hello anyone.. · 2:32am Feb 4th, 2018

Feel free to add me on discord: NA_Widowmaker#1810

I hope everyone is doing well.

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