In no particular order:
"Is there something wrong with your seat?" "Yes. It's facing the stage." ~Noises off
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." ~Groucho Marx
"He does realize only the Vanguard has twin drive, right" "I'm not even surprised how little he knows about the game by now." "Once again, the bar has been lowered, yo." ~Cardfight!! Vanguard
"But I love talking about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about." ~An Ideal Husband
"I will pay you any amount of money right now if you don't sing." ~Yugioh Abridged
"Wow, if they freaked out that much when I took their car stereo, I'd hate to see them find out I took their astrolite." ~Marik Plays Bloodlines
"I fail at perversion." "Need any tips?" ~El Goonish Shive
"Sometimes the quality of my adversaries is truly a cause for concern." ~Dreamkeepers
"Could you say that shpiel again except instead of gross, say wet?" ~Stein's Gate
"Howdy neighbor! These your friends?" "No. They just follow me around everywhere. Please call the police." ~2gag
"Do you see that road over there? Well don't take that one, it'll do you no good." ~The Quiet Man
"I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?" ~The Emperors New Groove
"Regret is for those who have earned the right to look into the past. All I have is shame." ~Elfen Lied
"I have honestly no idea what my sound card is spewing out right now." ~Silentwulf Thrift
"Then I watched the second one, because I'm kind of an idiot." ~The Spoony Experiment
"Oh my god, the devil was the devil! You know, in hindsight I probably should have seen that coming." ~The Nostalgia Critic
"I look skinnier with my shirt on." ~Angel Beats
"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?" ~Death Note
"Hey, you're not a teenager!" "You're not a girl!" ~Sword Art Online
"Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, might consider joining up, myself." ~Skyrim
"What do you mean you can't kill him? How many potions have you used?" "ALL OF THEM!" ~While playing Minecraft.
"Hey, Stahl. Want to start a relationship?" "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL." ~Akward Zombie
"You'd better watch your mouth, there. This is a kids game." ~Caddicarus
"Because illiteracy is kewl" ~Linkara
"The first act has no purpose. You will connect it to the plot." ~Jesuotaku
"Reading about running is better than exercising." ~MrPoniator
"Man, Flora has a bit of a dark streak." ~Me watching Winx Club
"Studies show keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some MANIAC tries to sneak in a ladder!" ~Gravity Falls
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He dead.
FOOL!
.... hey, it's been so long. Are you still around? I kinda miss you
This is the weirdest thing I've ever done and perhaps I regret nothing, but... The group the World of Illogic is dying! Won't you help bring it back? Also... Hello.
1874971 well... We don't have many mangas either
1874415 UGH, my comic book store doesn't carry ANY of the manga, or Monster. I did pick up volume one of Master Keaton, which I really enjoyed, though.
1872822 RIGHT! damn. I'm reading the manga. but someone *looks very mad at the comic store* doesn't have chapter 6
1872598 Yeah, it totally is. He says FOOL a lot, though.